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Thursday, 21 February 2013

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Indonesia - [Bumi Boiler Mess): Last seen frolicking with Peter 'Prince of Darkness' Mandelson and tanning his torso on Oleg Deripaska's Queen Special K ocean-going yacht Nat Rothschild's high flying city daze today suffered a spectacular belly flop.

A multi-billion dollar cash shell coal mining venture with the Bakrie family from Indonesia now lies in ruins after the city wannabe screwed up badly in a takeover bid.

Fellow shareholders voted to keep Bumi out of Rothschild's avaricious mitts resulting in a huge loss of street cred going down the city wizkid's pan.

"Nat's screwed up his personal credit rating," a City of London source said, "and any would-be investment partners are now likely to flee the rising whiff of a shady boiler room scam.'

Even megabux Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska is said to be pulling the plug on lines of credit that have kept Young Nat buoyantly liquid since New Labour took orifice in 1997.

"That's the last time I bankroll that loser jerk," he was heard muttering into his cell phone tonight.

Shares in Bumi jumped 25c on the news.

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