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Tuesday, 19 February 2013

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A new Chocolate bar was launched today by Knestles named HORSE DELIGHT. It is the product of years of research into the eating habits of both humans and horses.

Chief Executive of Knestles, Toby Barker, said that HORSE DELIGHT would be the the 'biggest selling choclate bar of all timee'. Chocoholic Barbara Yonks (35), mother of three, declared the new bar 'a tearaway success'.

Fans stormed kiosks in Brighton salivating for the new chocolate bar.

It is rumoured that those who eat the HORSE DELIGHT chocolate become randy and lie down kicking their feet in the air. 'I can't get enough of it' cried a chocolate besmirched Philip Twinky 'This is horseplay as it should really be. Knestles have really come up with a fantastic

Other manufacturers are working on similar lines with Horse Radish known to be in the pipeline.

'It's horse sense' exclaimed Toby Barker 'you give people what they want. Everyone enjoys horseplay'

However not everyone is bowled over by HORSE DELIGHT. 'I think they've put the cart before the horse' complained Virginia Bottonms (89) 'it is not like the cavalry chocolate I had as a child.'

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