Written by rvler9201
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

PHILADELPHIA, PA--Area man William Kevol expressed dismay today that Nike had only withdrawn its endorsement of Olympic gold medalist and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius Tuesday, noting than a murder charge should be "one of those things you get immediately axed for."

"Uh, it's been, like, four days," Kevol told reporters outside of his home on Washington Square. "I mean, murder? If this was drugs or a D.U.I. or even assault, I guess I could get the delay. But murder? It shouldn't take this long to debate whether or not you can still sponsor an alleged murderer."

At press, French perfume brand Thierry Mugler and British phone company BT Group still sponsored Pistorius, who strongly denies the charge.

Make rvler9201's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 2?

7 6 23 20
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top