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Monday, 18 February 2013

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Eight Viagra Pills that allegedly belong to Hugh Hefner. (Photo courtesy of Bill O'Reilly).

MIAMI - The Viagra Pill Board of America has just announced the results of a recent year-long research study.

Ibbie Loretta Whitevelvet, 57, a representative with VPB of A stated that after close to 3,000 hours of extensive study, her agency has learned that the sales of Viagra pills has just surpassed the sales of M&Ms.

Mrs. Whitevelvet, who has been married four times, spoke to The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and stated that the state that leads the country in Viagra sales is Florida.

When asked if that was due to the fact that Florida has a lot of elderly citizens, she responded by saying that the study did in fact show a direct correlation between the senior citizen population and the tremendous sales of Viagra in the Sunshine State.

She also pointed out that Arizona has just as many senior citizens as Florida does but those older folks do not have as much money as their East Coast counterparts.

An independent study that was done last year pointed out that many of Arizona's senior citizens reported that it is just too gosh darn hot to be fooling around sexually while drenched in gobs of sweat, Ben Gay, Absorbine Jr., Compound W, and Preparation H.

In Other News. Donald Trump has stated emphatically that there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that he, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter were involved in a ménage-à-trois at The Cleopatra's Barge Hotel in Brooklyn.

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