Local sports equipment manufacturer Mad in Plaid announced today it will introduce a set of pre-bent golf clubs for angry golfers.
"There are millions of pissed-off duffers out there. Why should they have to bend their own clubs by whacking the ground or trees or other golfers when we can do it for them right at the factory? It's really an untapped market," explained Maid in Plaid Sales Director Dick Bob Zindle.
Perennially cranky golfer Futz Delahee, who recently purchased a set of bent clubs from Mad in Plaid said that, while he's not happy, he does admit they are the best clubs he's ever had.
"I bought a set of Mad in Plaid clubs after I fractured my (expletive) ulna whacking my mother-(expletive) putter on a (expletive) tree. These are pre-bent so I don't have to (expletive) whack them. I (expletive) love the (expletive) things. Now get the hell out of my (expletive) face, (expletive)."