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Thursday, 17 January 2013

Starbucks announced today they will begin adding Starbucks kiosks inside all of their stores.

Said Starbucks spokesman Arbus "Bob" Verberner:

"We already have kiosks in nearly every airport, train station and supermarket in the country as well as inside thousands of other businesses, so we think the next logical step is to add kiosks to our existing stores.

"We think our customers are really going to appreciate the added convenience. Some of our larger stores can probably accommodate two or three kiosks. We're very excited."

Restaurant industry analyst Tierra del Fideos, when advised of Starbucks' plans, said, "Uh, what now?"

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