The US senate have accused a British bank, better known as "Home Suiting Biggest Criminals", of allowing billions of drug money and huge sums from banned nations such as Iran and North korea to slip through their fingers. The washing machines at the bank were working overtime to cleanse the filthy billions and this particular launderette have now been fined for the pleasure (shame they didn't get locked up!)
The reason why it was so easy to launder billions of illegal money is simple and here Chief CEO, speaking from a restaurant in Little Italy, Al Capone (Name changed for legal reasons and Al Pacino will soon be playing this role in a film called 'Tarface and how it stinks,' money that is!), explains how it works:
"simple, we own da fucking place, passa me de spaghetti!"
The US senate and its members after fining the "Launderette" all checked up their bank accounts to make sure they had all of their billions stashed away in the tax-haven Bahamas and not in London!
More as we launder it..