According to Indian sources, bored with post election-loosing movie hopping and pumping his own gas, Mitt flipped Disney Land for a tidy profit today.
All personnel will be replaced with robots controlled from New Delhi, India. The Indian government is the new owner of Disney Land.
Mitt will have even more money for his next flip.
The only changes planned:
- Restrooms will be closed and customers allowed to defecate anywhere.
- All food sold will have plenty of curry.
- Profits will be much higher.
Mitt was heard saying recently to a guy who watched him pump gas pantless, "Call me the flipper. I'll flipping flip you."