Following the success of privatisation 'in so many spheres' the Government has organised a contract with G4S to run Government business. 'It could hardly be worse than the present shambles' said an insider, speaking to Spoof from inside Downing Street.
Currently G4S is taking on recruits to run the Government 'in gradual stages'. First is the running of Parliament which will start with a Debate on Europe. 'When everyone is soundly asleep' G4S boss Bob Blunders said 'we will move in our people to sort things out. No longer will we have to be bored to tears by these self-important nitwits.'
Several reporters cheered Bob at this announcement. 'You could take over the media, Bob' cried one 'and we could find out what really is happening with the Banks.'
Blunders would not be drawn on whether his next step would be to 'sort out the Banks' but a cryptic smile was clearly an indication that such a move was on the horizon.
The general view among the hacks is that G4S could definitely be better than than the present scenario.