Written by El Presidente
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Topics: Toys, Justin Beiber

Sunday, 24 June 2012

Toy manufacture Ashbro will unveil their Justin Beiber glove puppet Monday and the crudely made novelty is set to become this year's "Cabbage Patch Doll" - the most sought after toy for kids this Christmas and it is anticipated that stocks will run out early, creating disappointed kids and frustrated parents this Winter.

The glove puppet comes in three hand sizes, small, medium and extra medium and an assortment of colors, the Asian version of the puppet is already a hit in Japan.

Beiber, who has endorsed the product, is absolutely delighted that millions of kids and adults will be sticking their hands up his ass this Yuletide.

An Ashro spokesman said "These glove puppets will run at $19.99 and we could easily make a lot more than we are, satisfying demand and avoiding disappointed kids at Christmas but because we enjoy the hype and the publicity of parents searching high and low for toys at Christmas we won't. The puppet is the first in a line we are considering and if they do sell well, which they will, we will be releasing the Rod Stewart marionette next January."

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