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Thursday, 14 June 2012

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Money for old rope!! They have got armchair TV Sports punters by the neck!!!

Post Office/BT Tower, LONDON: BT shockingly moved into Premier League football, after paying £738m to win the rights to show live matches from next year, with BSkyB still broadcasting the vast majority of live Premier League matches.

Armchair TV Sports punters can't explain how grateful they are, to the Competition Commission for ending the BSkyB monopoly. This is because there is nothing better for the Armchair TV Sports punter, than paying THREE times for the same product!

For Armchair TV Sports punters to 'acquire' the complete sports package, they now have to purchase SKY Sports for the vast majority of the Premier League matches, ESPN for Aviva Premiership and Pro 14 Rugby and last but not least for the new BT Sports channel.

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