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Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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No guilt necessary. We're all victims, here. Right? Right!

"Bilk & Bilk", the national law firm, known for its representing disability claimants, mesothelioma sufferers, and recipients of bad delivery pizza has added a new victim.

"If your aged or elderly loved one can no longer participate in an intelligent conversation without plagiarizing Bill O'Reilly, you should call 1-800…," the ad begins.

"Why the hell not?" said Barney Bilk, managing partner, "do you have any idea how much money is flying around right now? The Romney side just pulled in 75 mil. This is completely new chess. Nobody knows where this is going, besides, what's the downside? The louder Fox News complains, the more the phones ring!

It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it 'Fox News Syndrome'?

We figure eventually they'll pay us to go away the same way the others do. It's not much of a business model anymore, but there it is."

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