A Eurodrone has hit the biggest bank in Europe resulting in a Greek farce followed by a Spanish siesta. Barack Obama, facing an election soon is defending the eurodrone attack saying that all diplomatic attempts at resolving the crisis had failed. He hopes that the strike will bring Bankers back to their senses.
The citizens of the euro countries have been so bored by the cries of woe from economists that they have welcomed the eurodrone attack.
The UN have decided that the eurodrone attack is a problem but they have been let down by the Russians who say one thing can lead to another. The UN's chief coffee seller Kay Anon has been sent to sort out all the problems but he he is handicapped by not having a clue what to do.
One Banker sent an email, hacked by an anonymous person, which revealed all: 'No one knows what on earth what to do, including us. The eurodrone might help, however the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics should sort out everything.'