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Saturday, 26 May 2012

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Leguerre's H.M.S.I.M.M.F.U destoyer approaches the coast of Greece

PARIS - IMF head Laguerre called for a naval blockade of Greece today in a private meeting with our secret source who lives with her.

Pillow talk turned violent as Laguerre saw images of Greek protesters being clubbed by police on TV while holed up with hubby.

Essentially, according to our live-in source, she says they are having it easy just taking the club to the head.

"Wait till the navy starts shelling the ports," she said. "Yes, the IMF now has its own fleet of destroyer class ships that are on the way to Greece, with full IMF approval."

"No more bail outs. Its finally time to turn the screws and what more fitting place than the birth place of democracy, something banks and their mercenaries despise," according to Laguerre's spouse.

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