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Friday, 3 February 2012

Bank Chief Executive Gee Whizz has denounced those who are 'attacking the Bonus Culture'. He advised Bankers to declare industrial action and vote for a strike.

'When the money runs out' he sneered 'the Government will come to us on bended knees. It is simply unfair to criticise people for getting millions of pounds. It is the rate for the job. Our Class must stand together against those who want to destroy the whole system and bring in an era of barter.'

Joe Work, who has just lost his job, complained that Bankers were 'the root of all evil' and considered they should get into the boat with everybody else 'as it sinks to the bottom of the league table.'

Winning a million is now going to be outlawed in all lotteries as the Government prepares to put millionaires in their place.

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