Ashhad Amal Samallan, entrepreneur from Steubenille, Ohio, and owner of a number of Indian Casinos across the United States, and a recent recipient of a government "Baleout" loan from an unknown Wall Street Bank, announced today the formation of an airline that would cater only to those on the governments "No Fly" list.
In an interview, Ashhad stated, "The list has grown significantly, and they have every right to fly. There is no proof that they are terrorists, and I figure that putting them all on the same airplane will insure a safe flight. We basically have reverted to the old "Non Schedule" airlines of the 50's. We don't even have security checks to get through our terminals, no need, it would be foolish for a terrorist to blow up a plane of terrorists."
He indicated that they were having difficulty in obtaining any jet airliners, and that all of the prop planes were not worth fixing up. He said the old workhorse, the Ford Tri-Motor was the answer, and that they had been able to pick up a few in Arizona, at the Barrett-Jackson Classic Car Auction.
Samallan further stated that he hopes to get the airline in operation by Spring of 1012. They have had many inquiries since the prospect of a Spring War in the Middle East was possible.