In scenes reminiscent of the worst days of the English Civil War the Cavalier King Cameron has blamed Roundheads under the leadership of Prince Harry Nadir for landing the country with a trillion pound debt.
Prince Harry Nadir who has, until recently, been managing the Cyprus football team, has been accused of taking the income from the Inland Revenue and putting it into secret accounts in Switzerland. Once there the money has been piled up thus causing the British economy to go into massive debt.
Machines from another era cannot cope with all the 0's in a trillion so the British economy is in danger of receding. King Cameron has pledged not to let his hair recede any further and in a desperate bid to blame others for his mistakes he has blamed Prince Harry Nadir for bringing the country to its knees.
The Oppositon front bench, in what has been described as a 'red nap' has not decided whether to side with King Cameron or with Prince Harry Nadir but has promised to do so before the next election when they predict King Cameron will lose his head.