Emmaus, PA - The smell of something rotten is in the air in Emmaus. Emmaus, according to local constable Finass, used to smell pretty fine. But now the constable often complains of bad odors, especially when called upon to arrest one of the many baby boomers.
We caught Constable Finass having a large tin of pie at a diner on Chestnut Street, near the triangle. We have him on record:
"Those baby boomers really smell bad. I mean, they used to smell sort of nice, like weed, you know? Now, when I get the call to go evict one of those dead beats or drag them into jail because they forgot to register their car, I almost throw up when I get near them. They smell like last years Depends! Why can't they wash or something?"
In other news, baby boomers are having difficulty holding jobs.