William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency.
Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do with the state of the Euro-dollar?
There is a lot to arrange beforehand." Mr Hague adjusted his dickie-bow and continued: "Like where will we actually meet-up?
The Paris Ritz Hotel, the Intercontinental Paris Le Grand, the Le Royal Monceau Raffles Paris, or my personal choice, where the beds can easily accommodate three in comfort, the Hotel de Crillon. Then I have to arrange that my personal assistants Tarquin, Nigella, Lucien, and Julian are free for those dates." (Not that they charge too much anyway)
David Cameron told us; "It's obvious that the mutli-millionaire minister Hague is the man for the job!" A smile came over his usually featureless face and he added; "I'm right behind him on this one!"