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Friday, 2 December 2011

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Frankfurt - Federalist arseholes are on the sharp end pushing to set up a 'fisting union' to solve the eurozone's debt crisis.

Nicknamed the Bundestag Bum Bandits the shadowy cabal of EU budgetary disciplinarians reckons it can see the light at the end of the sphincter - er...tunnel!

But it would need the establishment of a new 'trick or treaty' that euro skeptics have slammed as a raw or bum deal.

The development comes as Nicholas Sarkozy and Mrs Merkel piled on the pressure today for a full-blown merger of their two countries.

This brought cries of derision from NATO top brass who have repeatedly warned of sinister neo-Fascist scams rising on the back of a proliferation of crime cartels.

The federalist shit may finally hit the fan around next Saturday's eclipsed full moon .

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