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Sunday, 27 November 2011

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It's perfectly safe to play at home, but good luck getting it out of the store.

Warring Bros. has released Black Friday 2 for the PlayerStation 3 and Xboxer 360 game consoles. The game offers several new gameplay features including Pepper Spray, 4 Player Tag-Team, Blue Light Challenge Mode, and King of the Clearance Rack.

Black Friday 2 marks a return to the crime-addled aisles of a fictionalized large Los Angeles discount department store, but introduces aggressive new security guards armed with Tasers, and a cool new Scope Move giving players a close-up look at damages inflicted upon other shoppers.

"Black Friday 2 is an impressive game, and we are launching it in a big way, like department stores launch the real Black Friday," said the president of Warring Bros. Interactive Entertainment.

Crime analysts are predicting that violence in Los Angeles area stores upon release of the game will rival the bloodiness of violence in the actual game.

It is available in three editions that include Standard Edition($69.99), Collectors Edition ($129.99), and Championship Edition ($189.99).

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