IMF, The Guild of International Bankers, and the Offshore Investments Fund representatives have arrived secretly in the UK, to discuss their getting possible loans, in a bid to stave off further World financial crises.
It seems that the executives of those organisations have noticed that no matter how bad things get in the UK, our MPs never seem to suffer financially like the proletariat do, and individually amass more wealth than some small countries.
This, they find amazing, and how the impecunious riff-raff of the Nation do not rise up in revolt.
We understand they will be holding a 10 minute visit with David Cameron and Nicolas Clegg at number ten.
They will then be moving on to 'personal contact', to see if they can arrange for him to loan them sufficient funds of £4Billion to tide them over, like he did for his wives (Barclay's Bank Advisor) favourite bank.
William Hague has requested that we do not name him as their 'personal contact'.