The major economies of the world have so many extremely "heavy" debts that ships out at sea have noticed several countries are beginning to subside!
Along the Atlantic shoreline several ships noticed that the Manhattan and Atlanta skylines are beginning to look like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. In the Mediterranean similar observations have also been noticed especially along the Greek, Spanish and Italian coastlines. Famous buildings have been sinking slowly and tipping gradually sideways. The Tower of Pisa is now standing straight.
Kevin Costner has offered his advice to several governments in how to build platforms for the future just like those in his crap film, "Waterworld". He was ignored.
The most disturbing sight of all was that of The Traitors Gate (appropriately named; bent bankers and corrupt politicians please take note) at the Tower of London being sucked into the mud banks of the River Thames.
A London banker called Sir Percival Ripoff-Merchant gave the following statement: "It seems that global debts have become intolerably heavy and are dragging the world down below the surface, they are just not sustainable so my advice would be to run for the hills before your houses are all sucked under!"
Sir Richard Branson was last seen scampering for his space ship with large black bags packed full of "dosh" hoping he will be made welcome on Utopia!