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Topics: Cars, Ford

Thursday, 17 November 2011

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You can't even see the cling film

Car giants Ford are to replace glass windows in cars with cling film. They realize now that with all the traffic in the inner cities its not worth the expense of putting windows in.

"We'll pass the savings on to the customer and it will enable us to speed up production. Obviously in the winter it will be colder so we've provided each car with two quilted coats with colours of the customers choice," Mike Engine, a spokes personage for Ford said, "We're not sure which car or cars are going to have it but its going to look great!"

We asked the presenters of car programme 'Top gear' for there input; they couldn't stop laughing until presenter James May said, "Cock!"

At least if the cling film rips you can replace it really easily but the problem is will there be enough for the salads and left over food.

If successful Ford plan to use it on bigger vehicles, be interesting to see it on a coach!

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