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Friday, 11 November 2011

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"QUANTIS WILL NOT CRASH!"

Since the economic collapse, many businesses were saved by the government bailout machine. Many "economists" believe that the government taking over General Motors was a disastrous move. However the Administration of Americas Saviour in Chief thinks otherwise.

"When I was elected by God's chosen people, that gave me the power to do what I want in the name of everything good. That is why I am appointing myself the chief executive officer of everything." said the Saviour in Chief during a press meeting.

The new Holy Order would make the Saviour the 'Lord and manager of every thing involving transfer of money'

This bold act was praise by Republicans such as Mitt Romney and Rick Perry while other Republicans such as Ron Paul said it was a "Disastrous move" but no one can find the news article with Ron Paul in it.

The next holy order is rumoured to replace the board of executives every where with Joe Biden.

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