NEW YORK - Mayor Michael Bloomberg, tiring of the antics of the "Occupy Wall Street" groupies, issued a warning that may seem draconian, especially to those who belong to certain groups which Bloomberg has decreed are anathema to the well-being of those who inhabit the financial capital of the World.
Usually considered a liberal, the mayor seems to have a burr up his butt regarding a certain phylum arthropoda, especially members of Homoptera Margarodidae, aka; Giant Coccids, and Homoptera Caliscelida, aka; Piglet Bugs.
Although the mayor would probably deny being homophobic, nontheless, it seems more than a coincidence that he chose to roll up the red carpet on members of this large group of sucking insects who include bedbugs among their specie. Some would say the mayor is being inconsistent; that while advocating gay marriage, he comes out so strongly against the rights of other homopterans who seek to suck the life from the high rollers of Wall Street.
IMPEACH MAYOR BLOOMBERG!