BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle.
Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan rebels, after having discovered Muammar el-Qaddafi in a drainage pipe, paraded the beaten and bloody former dictator on the hood of the Toyota pickup.
Toyota Motor Europe reports that new orders for brown Toyota 4x4s have come in via phone, fax, online, and people marching into dealerships demanding a new vehicle.
Said rebel Tarek Darzi, "My family and I will purchase a Toyota 4x4 because we like the way it handles, especially when transporting an oppressive, cheating asshole dog on the hood."