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Thursday, 20 October 2011

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NEW YORK CITY - If there's anything a comedian can say about the upcoming presidential elections it's that it's fun watching Republicans spar with each other.

Thus far, politicians have managed not to disappoint. Rick Perry always feels he has the right to interrupt, Mitt Romney laid his hands on Rick Perry once before, and Jon Huntsman boycotts debates when MTV's 'Real World' conflicts with the debates.

However, to spice things up further, a new CBS poll suggests that 72% of Americans love the way Herman Cain mouths Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

When CNN anchor and Larry King replacement Piers Morgan interviewed Herman Cain, Piers Morgan asked the Republican presidential candidate about many things including personal issues, foreign affairs, and pizza.

But when Piers Morgan asked Herman Cain about the huge mortgage loan sharks in America, Cain told Piers in a Samuel Jackson tone and volume that, "He's got no beef with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac."

It was one of those moments when pundits will look back and ask where were you when Cain made us laugh to the point of earning our votes.

In other related news, Herman Cain is looking forward to wearing Barack Obama on the next debate in homage to Halloween. He enjoys scaring folks.

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