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Wednesday, 19 October 2011

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Happiness Everywhere!

The governor of the Bank of England is sure Inflation has reached its peak in Britain and will come down just in time for the next election. Unemployment will also only rise a bit more before slowly going down to coincide with the reduced inflation just before the next election.

Printing money will also keep things going well and fears of Zimbabwe style inflation were firmly knocked on the head by Chief Economist at the Treasury Obango Mugabe.

Meanwhile local authorities are feeling the pinch. In Basildon the local authority can only find £20 million to evict a few travellers whilst libraries are being closed so unhoused residents of Dale Farm can't move into the Libraries and read books.

So everything is going well in the country. Anyone who disagrees or is foolish enough to question whether Banks are to blame for anything can go to St Paul's Cathedral where they should learn to pray and understand economics.

Hero of the hour Dr Liam Fox has decided to put personal gain on one side and return to medical practice. He is offering bargain prices for face lifting and cosmetic surgery.

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