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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

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The House of Angrychild

Microspot's new biowarfare division has invented a virus which when released through the fan vent of a computer, infects almost all tested users.

Of the twenty four thousand units and users tested, twenty four thousand nine hundred and ninety eight were infected. The other two died instantly of natural causes.

The virus is able to check the virus of the user, to determine whether they vibrate in fear or in love. It attacks only those who vibrate in fear, which appears to be the majority of Microspot's users.

Apparently, if the virus is accidentally released during operation by a casual user who is usually protected by love, this person is not infected.

When asked how this came about Professwhore Talkalot, Microspot's spokesperson had to be silenced as he depressed himself too much with all the fearful talk, a trade mark of this brand.

Computer savvy people abandoned Microspot years ago, and even many who are almost computer illiterate made the change, which to them at the time was a very brave thing to do. The only remaining users are those who have no idea what they are doing, as they are enslaved within the infection of the Micro xpox, and cannot think beyond.

Microspot, (which incidentally is a CIA front company funded by Angrychild's Bank in the square mile of London, where the price of gold is still fixed twice a day at 10.30 am and 3.00 pm at the premises of N M Angrychild) also has another feature, which is the self-destruction of all their systems on December 12th 2012. Despite this warning clearly printed on every reminder that Activation is required, or that User Account Control is lonely, the fearful ones continue life as if their system will last for ever, little knowing that it obsoletion date is only fourteen months away.

When Sir Evelyn Robert de Angrychild was asked what he thought about it he said: "Well they'll reincarnate soon, so a couple of deaths here and there are not very important."

As we glance forward to a world without either Microspot or Angrychild, we discover that there are no negative vibrations of a controlling nature, and that Morezulu is alive and well, and vibrates with the same love as its users.

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