Written by matthatt
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Topics: Protest, Wall Street

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

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A normal quiet day on Wall Street with no one hanging around at all

The protests that aren't happening in New York's famous financial district are still not happening, according to people who haven't seen it, mainly due to the fact that it isn't going on at all, which is also the main reason for it not being covered by the mainstream media.

Some blogs and tweets can be found here and there, floating around the internet, frustrated words by sad, lonely individuals who couldn't possibly organise anything like a demonstration against an absolutely corrupt and powerful one percent of the population, that has literally robbed generation after generation of even their most basic means, they can't have done, because it hasn't happened and it wasn't in the news.

There is also no truth to the rumours that thousands of normal, everyday Americans are taking to the streets in their own cities to lend their voices to this non existent protest that isn't happening and lets face it, why would it? Why would anyone want to protest? We never had it so good!

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