Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind.
The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an employee let slip while out on the piss with his friends.
Your intrepid reporter managed to get the inside story, after securing the services of the employee, who is struggling financially to keep his fourteen children.
When we pointed out to the Director General of Durex, that the new condom would only fit a mouse, he replied.
"I know, the fukin factory is over run with the little bastards".