Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 15 September 2011

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Bags of it, just go out, print it and SPEND, SPEND, SPEND!

There has been a massive upturn in the world economy as Europe, Japan, China, India, the US, Russia and others who thought they were heading for a recession now are heading for a "BOOMING" time ahead.

Greek, Spanish, French, Italian, UK and US financial problems are being swept away like a tsunami hitting the Rock of Gibraltar and the European, US, Russian economies are urging their people to spend, spend, shop, shop, until you drop!

European and US money printers are working day and night in an effort to meet the demands of the public and banks are just literally throwing it away (they've always done that in their own pockets).

The global stock exchanges are rising like a Phoenix out of the ashes as the news spreads just like a Delhi belly does after eating in one of their establishments and there are no Curries attached.

Credit card companies are being absolutely overwhelmed by punters demanding credit and the huge financial snowball is growing like a Yorkshire Pudding with too much yeast.

This incredible news has been kept secret, but now it is out so everybody can stop whinging and start putting smiles back on their faces.

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