There were 128 spoof news stories published in September 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Living in Australia can be expensive and travelling too (just like England) so one nutter decided to dodge paying his fare by hitching a ride on the windscreen wiper of a passing train! Luckily, in Australia, it hardly rains, but shines, and durin...
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Funny story: UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

A leading UK supermarket has ordered its cash till operators to stop calling punters, darling, sweetheart, luv, or anything else that makes modern day shopper's blood cringe! Back in the old days of the "Old Corner Shop" these expressions were acc...
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Funny story: Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

It's true, it's true. This is no joke. It happened in Pennsylvania recently. Two women in nun's garb held up bank tellers and demanded cash. The would-be robbers became scaredy cats and ran away empty handed when a teller set off an alarm. The...
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Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...
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Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...
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Funny story: A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

A Musician Reaps Havoc at 30,000 Feet

Saxophonist Kenny G performed an impromptu concert for charity in the First Class section of a Tampa-to-Los Angeles Delta Airlines flight last week, prompting passengers on-board to wonder 'where was a midair collision when you wanted one?'  "We...
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Funny story: 'D-List' Stars Seek An Expanded Celebrity Rating System

'D-List' Stars Seek An Expanded Celebrity Rating System

'D-List' celebrities gathered in Hollywood yesterday to support the broadening of the Celebrity Rating System by having a '+' or '-' following their designated category to further pinpoint their level of intelligence, talent and fame. ​​And leadin...
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Funny story: Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Laughing gas being flogged for 5 quid to kids wanting to laugh themselves to death in nightclubs, raves and other locations, is causing those who flog it, to laugh all the way to the bank! Dark entrepreneurs are having so much fun purchasing the s...
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Funny story: David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...
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Funny story: Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...
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Funny story: Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Amsterdam: After a heavy evening's drinking and not finding a place to pee (well there's plenty of canals there!), a Dutch woman whipped her knickers down for a quickie in the corner; however, a Dutch policeman observed her merrily, and then arrested...
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Funny story: Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Italy introduce "marry yourself weddings" for jilted Johns and Joans!

Lonely, single, unmarried and fed up with jumping in and out of bed with strangers who only want one night stands? Then Italy is the place for you! Singles in Italy are now allowed to marry themselves! The first to do it was a female Italian fitne...
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Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...
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Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...
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Funny story: Sams A Celebrity

Sams A Celebrity

Big Sam Allardyce is in talks with ITV about taking over on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" for the new season. Big Sam, 62, was last seen terrifying the shit out of Crystal Palace players in his successful attempt to keep them in the Premier Le...
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Funny story: Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Buffalo Bills stand on one leg in solidarity

Various teams in the NFL decided to protest President Trump's statements about standing during the national anthem by taking various stances during yesterday's games. The Buffalo Bills decided to stand on one leg during the national anthem, tho...
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Funny story: Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Man who declared knife "fake weapon" shocked that it could still stab him.

Following in the now popular trend of calling things you don't like "fake" to discredit them, Seattle Convenient Store Clerk, Fred Nunchenhausen declared the knife of a would be robber fake during an armed robbery. Although, Mr. Nunchenhausen was ab...
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Funny story: Dr Foster not living up to expectations

Dr Foster not living up to expectations

Scientists are claiming that the televisual treat of Dr Foster is not living up to the high expectations provided by the rhyme. Oscar Barrington Smythe said; 'This television documentary about the toxic fall out of a marriage still has not feature...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Hollyweed, CA Emmy winner Elizabeth Floss, who is a member of the Cherch of Scamatology, revealed that it is a requirement that all True Believers of the Xenu Story must use at, the minimun, at least one curse word per fifty extemporaneous words spok...
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Funny story: After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...
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Funny story: North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Funny story: Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Washington, DC Trump went on Twitter and non-Twitter tirades Monday as he criticized everybody in the NFL, as well as anyone who watches the NFL, for players like Stephen Curry speculating on whether they want to even go to the White House, since it...
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Funny story: Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

A heatwave hitting Phoenix, Arizona is causing several problems and not only to humans! Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; very appropriate here), is on a chilling-down trip escaping from Brexit lunacy in the US. As soon as he lan...
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Funny story: UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings! The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced...
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Funny story: North Koreans Fake Another H-Bomb Blast to Impress Kim Jong-Un

North Koreans Fake Another H-Bomb Blast to Impress Kim Jong-Un

Pyongyang, North Korea The crafty North Koreans, who have managed to live through wars, famine and crazy dictators, have managed to convince North Korea's Hereditary Dictator Kim Jong-Un, that the North Koreans have successfully launched another nucl...
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Funny story: Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science

Trump Tweets He Will Ask Congress to Give Him the Power to Change the Laws of Science

Washington, DC President Trump has decided that the Laws of Science must be changed, according to tweets from the Chief Executive and an announcement by his press office. The press office quoted Trump as saying that "he was tired of catering to th...
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Funny story: Gaseous Hero Dog returns from secret mission to North Korea!

Gaseous Hero Dog returns from secret mission to North Korea!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog, has returned to the U.S. according to a CNN report this afternoon. It had been rumored for several days that he had been seen on North Korea state news last week standing with Kim Jong-in at a massive rally in the nations...
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Funny story: Television industry facing national shortage of actors

Television industry facing national shortage of actors

It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...
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Funny story: "Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

"Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

It is the career "break" that stage actors have been dreaming about. Finally, a major theatrical production opened this week in London's West End featuring toilets on stage for the actors to use during the performance. "Most plays are absolute hel...
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Funny story: British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...
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Funny story: Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

London. A terrorist visiting London while reconsidering his career options stopped by and talked to a local radio host. Apparently, he's suffering from a general loss of interest in blowing himself up or other people up, or shooting, stabbing, bludge...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - IoW to secede from the UK

Isle of Wight News - IoW to secede from the UK

Councillor for Cowes, Mr David Pugh, has vowed that the Isle of Wight is to secede from the UK due to a row over the new Pound coin, however, he is keen to stress that this has nothing to do with Brexit. Island residents prefer the coins from 193...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ to Ban NFL - Considers Nuclear Strike of NFL Commission HQ

Trump.com™ to Ban NFL - Considers Nuclear Strike of NFL Commission HQ

After the most disrespectful comments towards his beloved eminence from Sports Stars who foolishly think they have the right to free speech, the most adored one has decided to ban the NFL. Citing Curry and Kaepernicks outrageous audacity to critic...
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Funny story: Speed 3 recast

Speed 3 recast

Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...
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Funny story: Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money

Apparently, it's the result of low expectations and outright confusion. "I used to work in Walmart," said one untenured teacher, two years into the profession. "I get at least twice the pay, but I also don't get the 5% discount, so it's a wash. I...
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Funny story: A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

A Desperate Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor asks an old friend for an ambulance-chasing, lawyering job

Ghost Town, N.J., Mayor Martin Forrest Thwaite knew that within just months, he would most likely be out of a job. He was defeated in the last election by a landslide. So he did what any guy with a valid law degree would do - he struck out to get a j...
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Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...
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Funny story: Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

It seems the retail toy world is in turmoil after a giant toy retailer announced it was bankrupt in the US and Canada and cannot compete with internet rivals that swim up the Amazon and Target other Wally Martyrs! So, after hearing that China has...
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Funny story: StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Despite the previous biblical claims of Trump.com™ Stormwall™ it has turned out to be just as useless as everything else he has promised. Despite the Godlike claims made by Trump.com™, Scientists have confirmed that the StormWall...
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Funny story: Political Twisties

Political Twisties

In the latest twist to what some are calling a political crisis but others recognise as insanity two world leaders have started calling each other names. In the grand scheme of things Trump and UN aren't going to remembered as being the foremost political minds of their generation. To be fair they'll be lucky to be remembered as having minds if they carry on the way they are. Donald Trump has...
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Funny story: Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

Yelling in School Improves Academic Achievement

It's true. But the yelling must be done not by teachers but by students themselves. Who after all listens to teachers, especially when they're yelling? Studies have been done on this very phenomenon, and they have consistently demonstrated tha...
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Funny story: Hillary Groundhog Day Proclaimed

Hillary Groundhog Day Proclaimed

Now that Hillary Clinton is back in the news with a vengeance, promoting her new book "What Happened", it's obvious to everyone what Hillary has been doing for the last year: Reliving Wednesday, November 9, 2016, over and over again. Just like "Groun...
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Funny story: Houston We Have a Problem. Trump is Here!

Houston We Have a Problem. Trump is Here!

Last night President Donald Trump made a surprise visit to one of the shelters in the Houston area - the George Bush Convention Center, that is currently home to almost 2,500 people. Trump was unusually happy and seemed to miss the point of what thes...
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Funny story: Salmon to Boycott misnamed "Fall Fish Festival"

Salmon to Boycott misnamed "Fall Fish Festival"

The annual run of Kokanee salmon up Lake Tahoe's Taylor Creel to the spawning beds may not occur this October. Reports from fishermen indicate Tahoe's Kokanee salmon can be found only in small numbers at the south end of the lake. Where have all the...
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Funny story: Trump Refuses to Criticize Recent Hurricanes, Saying "There are Good Storms and Bad Storms"

Trump Refuses to Criticize Recent Hurricanes, Saying "There are Good Storms and Bad Storms"

Washington, DC Much like his reaction to the White Supremacists in Charlottesville, Trump refused to say anything negative about Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Jose, Kaita, and Maria, speculating how he was not qualified to call a storm "good" or "bad."...
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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...
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Funny story: Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

It is now over a year since Britain voted to leave the EU, and as expected the government is making a complete pig's arse of the situation. Then again, one of Britain's biggest export industries (which is expected to do well after Brexit) is making e...
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Funny story: What Happened - S H I T Happens

What Happened - S H I T Happens

Déjà view, all over again. Somehow it feels like the evening of November 8, 2016. The U.S. presidential election that just keeps on giving. With Hillary Clinton's recent triumphant return to the media spotlight with her new book "What Happened", it s...
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Funny story: Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City

Charter School Conglomerate to run Bankrupt City

Reliable but unnamed sources at the California state capital insist that AB 46, Assembly Speaker Anthony Rendon's bill to disincorporate the nearly bankrupt industrial city of Vernon, contains a secret clause. According to a highly placed aide in the Speaker's office, interviewed under an assurance of anonymity, the final version of the bill will turn Vernon over to Green Dot, the charter school o...
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Funny story: Trump to seek Re-election as Democrat in 2020?

Trump to seek Re-election as Democrat in 2020?

Sources close to Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer revealed, under promise of anonymity, that the whopping deal between President Donald Trump, House minority leader Nancy Pelosi and Schumer in mid-week contained a secret agreement regarding Tru...
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Funny story: EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

A group of EU leaders - the President of the European Commission, the Head of the European Council, and the Grand Poo-bah of Brussels - have released a statement in which they admit that Brexiters have been right all along and that the EU is just a p...
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Funny story: New NBC series 2020:  Celebrity Cellmate...Tweets from Butner!

New NBC series 2020:  Celebrity Cellmate...Tweets from Butner!

The Washington Post is reporting this morning that NBC is planning a new Celebrity series for 2020.  Calling it:  Celebrity Cellmate, the TV series will be filmed at the federal penitentiary in Butner, North Carolina. Details of the program are b...
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Funny story: Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

News is emerging from a Reuters source that Nicola Sturgeon was mistaken by American health care professionals for a Scottish hamster and was held in a cage for a fortnight until rescued by a crack team of SNP agents. The confusing reports suggest...
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Funny story: Obama's Secret Pardons: Benedict Arnold, Philip Nolan

Obama's Secret Pardons: Benedict Arnold, Philip Nolan

Washington, D. C. Seven months after then President Barack Obama commuted the sentence of WikiLeaks informant Chelsea Manning, documents have surfaced indicating Obama planned to posthumously pardon two infamous American military officers from anothe...
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Funny story: Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

Trump "Visits" Puerto Rico To Survey Hurricane Damage

West New York, NJ - President Donald Trump "visited" Puerto Rico today by way of a satellite feed from West New York, New Jersey. Trump scheduled the visit amid claims that he cares more about stirring controversy with the NFL than about a U.S. terr...
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Funny story: Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

I have found that in my spoof writing that I have been particularly harsh when it comes to the generation known as...millennials. Yes, I have also spoofed my own generation but I suspect it has been with a much lighter tone and a more generous demean...
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Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...
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Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...
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Funny story: Scientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs

Scientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs

ONLY IN AMERICA - Hillary Clinton again last week was dominating the main stream media spotlight with her "What Happened" book tour. Or, as some have dubbed it: "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour". Book publisher Simon &...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - family sue 2017 for being too modern

Isle of Wight News - family sue 2017 for being too modern

A family from Ventnor are trying to sue 2017 for being too modern. "There's a natural order in the universe," said father of two, Dick Womble. "And that's the order ordained by God." According to Mr Womble, the invention of indoor plumbing, su...
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Funny story: Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Codenamed by the FBI as Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, they are considered World Public Enemy Number 1 according to a report by every security and policing agency in the US and the EU. Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil are wanted for crimes against humanity...
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Funny story: Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Given the debt Puerto Rico has to Wall St and now they are unable to make their designated payments due to the 2 recent Hurricanes the most compassionate and all wise Treasury Secretary has decided to Foreclose on the entire region. Apparently Her...
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Funny story: American Corporations Neutralize The North Korean Nuclear Threat

American Corporations Neutralize The North Korean Nuclear Threat

Right when the world firmly believed that North Korea would decimate the planet by starting World War III, Kim Jong-un (left) completely abandoned his nuclear program yesterday when a handful of U.S. companies offered him an envious array of bargains...
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Funny story: An Interview with Geoff Orill, Satirist

An Interview with Geoff Orill, Satirist

Today I had the pleasure of talking to Mr Geoff Orill, renowned political satirist, about his latest book "They're All C*nts". Me: Mr Orill, what was the idea behind this story? Geoff: Well, Geoffroy, I imagined a world in which Daily Mail readers had been given the vote, and the horrors that could be unleashed when an incompetent government held a referendum on a very contentious but import...
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Funny story: A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

When President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to "drain the swamp" in Washington, DC, the enormous steel mesh utilized to capture the tons of political debris revealed the usual suspects: a rigged political system, lobbyists buying influence an...
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Funny story: The Magic of Middleton

The Magic of Middleton

If you're British (we know you are if you're reading one of our pieces, there was one Finnish guy that read one and he died! Our work doesn't seem to translate well for international audiences) you will know that the Royal Family are better than you and Kate Middleton is certainly better than you and whatever shit you do. Speculation is rife with how Kate manages to look so young and unflustered e...
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Funny story: A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

A New Broom Easily Sweeps Up Presidential Messes

The Rubbermaid Corporation unveiled its new XL-5 Miracle Broom yesterday, a sweeping device specifically designed to quickly cleanup the most stubborn messes left behind by President Trump.  And the broom is fit for the job, thanks to a 28" sweepi...
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Funny story: Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...
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Funny story: After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

After Trump.com threats against the UN for its ungracious reception of his best joke of all history the UN Security Council considers pre-emptive Nuclear Strike against the White House. The UN is taking seriously leaked reports from the White Hous...
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Funny story: Poll Reveals that 45% of Americans Think They Will Wake Up and the Entire Trump Presidential Term Will Have Been a Dream

Poll Reveals that 45% of Americans Think They Will Wake Up and the Entire Trump Presidential Term Will Have Been a Dream

Online and in-person surveys have mostly agreed on the percentage of Americans who cannot believe what is happening since Trump started running for President. "Things just started getting more and more unreal. First there was the nomination campaign which was surrealistic. Then there was the press, which wouldn't stop covering Trump just like one would watch a train wreck. But the train made i...
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Funny story: The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

In the next legal move to thwart the New Zealand Mainland Annexation Parties (NZMAP) invasion Malcolm WhatsHisName was planning to run a referendum on whether the invasion was appropriate or not. They could then use this in their high court case aga...
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Funny story: Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable through quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting th...
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Funny story: Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Scotland's Qualifying Surge

Unrealistic expectations soared in throughout Scottish football as the national team (ranked below the Egyptian blind team) beat the mighty Malta 2-0. Despite having no chance to realistically qualify for this (or any other) international tournament...
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Funny story: Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

An anonymous worker at Conservative Party HQ has admitted that there hasn't been a human Tory MP since 2001 when Lord Cockles died with an orange up his arse. Since then all Conservative politicians have been either reanimated corpses, robots, or Fra...
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Funny story: Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

Mafia Family Members Major in Turf Management

New York City, NY - Local universities reported an uptick in popularity in Turf Management Studies, particularly for college applicants with Italian-American backgrounds. Students who major in turf management learn how to maintain the turf on sp...
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Funny story: The trouble with people nowadays is....

The trouble with people nowadays is....

Last week marked the zenith in Hillary Clinton's emergence from the Chappaqua woods in upstate New York, where she had been living in the forest after the election like some majestic woodland creature, only occasionally appearing in some adoring fan'...
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Funny story: Corn on the Mogg

Corn on the Mogg

Politics is an ever evolving organism that lives, breaths, pulses and shits. My God does it shit. Occasionally it strains and pushes and forces out a smear so bad that it becomes self-aware and joins the party that shat it out. Out of the anus of the Tory Party has crawled one of these. In the spirit of maintaining political neutrality Back and to the Left news bagged ourselves an interview wi...
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Funny story: Philippes Fed Up

Philippes Fed Up

Back and to the Left news follows sport purely for the hyperbole. Especially the shrieking nonsense that follows every single decision at Arsenal football club, our favourite punch line. So in the spirit of all things fair we'll write a article ab...
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Funny story: The Snow Leopards Tale

The Snow Leopards Tale

The National group For the Classification of Endangered Species has decided that the Snow Leopard is no longer endangered! Go team! All those aphrodisiacs and Barry White CD's we left all over the Himalayans that year have paid off! Back and to t...
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Funny story: Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Aimless Drifter Patents Lifestyle, Now a Multi-Millionaire

Portland. A self-described aimless drifter has turned his lifestyle into a lucrative career. No kidding. This is not a rags to riches story by virtue of hard work or perseverance or anything like that. It is a story that baffles the mind and l...
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Funny story: Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...
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Funny story: Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Living In Skagway, Alaska Means Wearing Extra Tuff Boots As Your Main Footwear.

Living in Skagway, Alaska means - Having to buy used boots that are too big at the only thrift store in town after your old ones rot from all the rain and no place in town sells new shoes. Buying lettuce and milk that are already a week old because all the food comes up on a barge from Seattle. And it only comes once a week. Having the choice to go by either boat or plane to Juneau to get...
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Funny story: Fake News

Fake News

Having received dozens of emails over the last few weeks (most asking us if we have any intention of paying the legal costs to a law suit) asking if we understand this whole "fake news" thing. Don't worry fair readers we do. So here is a quick li...
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Funny story: Taking The Wicket

Taking The Wicket

In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera. "You'll never catch me"...
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Funny story: Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

In a tragic misunderstanding, a dying autistic boy was granted a final wish - only for the organisation helping him to foul it up completely. Geoff Lucky, aged 9, of Coventry, suffers from cancer of the soul, and is expected to die any day now. Th...
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Funny story: Laundrette Islamification

Laundrette Islamification

In a massive middle finger to this great nations historic culture and values a laundrette has opened in Malaysia that is "Muslim friendly". Immediately social media went into meltdown as supporters of Britain First, EDL, BNP and BHS all vented their...
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Funny story: Jose's Mindset

Jose's Mindset

Who would have thought throwing £300million at a team would change them from a terrible one to a decent one? Well everyone except Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho who firmly believes the sun revolves around his giant ego. The only surprise now...
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Funny story: Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

Bride-To-Be Makes Off With Bridegroom-To-Be's Stag-Do Money

A stag party were conned out of £13,000 when the groom-to-be's fiancee allegedly pretended to book their holiday to Ibiza before running off with the cash. Chris Mahone, 27, and his 29 friends were on the way to Leeds-Bradford airport when they re...
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Funny story: Explore Louisiana? Why?

Explore Louisiana? Why?

Ignoring common sense and the United State constitution, President Thomas Jefferson recently diverted 15 million of your hard-earned tax dollars to buy less than a million square miles of uninhabitable desert, unplowable arid plains and impenetrable...
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Funny story: A New President Fumbles The Jargon Of His Office

A New President Fumbles The Jargon Of His Office

President Trump is having difficulty learning the terminology associated with his office, proven when he recently said, "I could get the best marble for any floor amendment, 'marking up a bill' would depend upon my satisfaction of the work and I woul...
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Funny story: Death on the Back Nine - Approaching that Final Hole

Death on the Back Nine - Approaching that Final Hole

As my friends grow older - we're all in our 80s now - the sportsmen among us like to compare aging to the back nine of golf. Instead of confronting the obvious but unspoken end of game event, they suggest ways to make the back nine of life productive and worthwhile. Although life may move at a slower pace, a birdie on one of the last nine holes may be more satisfying than one made earlier. But w...
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Funny story: Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Threat of One Direction re-union gets even closer

Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a guitar and microphone, the individual members of One Direction have threatened to get back together again. With the new screeching and invisible-dog-patting-while-singing season getting underway - or...
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Funny story: Emu Brexits!

Emu Brexits!

A large Emu has being spotted at large in woods near Cambridge and the discovery has Brexitiers up in arms! Woods, normally home to good strong British animals such as foxes and badgers, are becoming over saturated with foreign looking birds.
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Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...
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Funny story: Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Scientists Predict 15.5 Days Without Sunlight in December

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, claims he has found indisputable evidence for climate change. "The math is so clear that it can't be questioned. In November, we will have 15.5 total days of darkness. We must ma...
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Funny story: Muslim aliens confuse authorities

Muslim aliens confuse authorities

A group of intergalactic aliens caused concern when they landed in the Western United States - not because they were from outer space, but because they were Muslims. California marijuana farmer Geoff Chong met the aliens when they landed in his ba...
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Funny story: Arsenals Date Change

Arsenals Date Change

Arsenal football club are a team, nay a city, in crisis! The club which has only won three FA cups in four years is on the verge of collapsing because of its lack of recent success. The big question is how will Arsenal players cope with playing on a...
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Funny story: America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

America's 'Statue Removal' Craze Triggers The Downfall Of An Icon

For over 50 years Ronald McDonald has been a symbol of family and fun spreading happiness to children of all ages around the world. But earlier today, thousands of Ronald McDonald statues across the globe were either taken down or covered with bla...
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Funny story: Trump To Trump The UN

Trump To Trump The UN

We at Back and to the Left news believe with a degree of certainty that Donald Trump is a fictional character made up for the purposes of Twitter amusement. Apparently he's not and "the man with the plan" will be attending his very first United Natio...
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