There have been 86 spoof news stories published in October 2017. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Former Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award

Emmanuel Lewis, the star of the 1980s sitcom "Webster", was awarded the distinguished 'Dignity Prize' in Los Angeles last night by the National Academy of Self-Esteem, a rare honor bestowed upon former celebrities who have never appeared in a shamefu...
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Funny story: We Dislike Morrissey

We Dislike Morrissey

Being as open minded, charismatic and good looking as we are we at Back and to the Left news often change our opinions on things. Except Morrissey. Fuck Morrissey. We were informed that he courted controversy at a gig, we assumed it's because even...
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Funny story: Thieves nick record booty of Sex Toys at erotic fair in Berlin!

Thieves nick record booty of Sex Toys at erotic fair in Berlin!

Importers of sex-toys 'flashing' their wares at an erotic exhibition in Berlin, Germany, got the shock of their lives after going into another tent for a 'quickie' and coming back to find their tent empty! A bunch of horny thieves nicked the 'hot...
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Funny story: A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...
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Funny story: A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

A Psychic Reveals His 2017 Celebrity Predictions

The Amazing Fernando, a clairvoyant (and part time locksmith), has disclosed his latest celebrity predictions, making the world privy to the spooky insights of a man clinically proven to have the psychic ability of fourteen men and a horse. "And n...
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Funny story: Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

Leah Remini Abruptly Reverses Her Condemnation of Scientology

"King of Queens" star Leah Remini has fully recanted all the negative statements she recently made on A&E's "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath", a program that criticized the religion for being devious, highly secretive and violent towar...
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Funny story: Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...
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Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...
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Funny story: Concerns Escalate Over Hillary Clinton's Post-Election Behavior

Concerns Escalate Over Hillary Clinton's Post-Election Behavior

The loss of a U.S. presidential election can be personally devastating. Yet even after the most heartbreaking defeats, most politicians seeking America's highest office absorb the blow, recalculate their strategy and set a path towards new political...
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Funny story: Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

It seems the days of huge silicone boobs, coconut like pairs of perfectly formed plastic surgeon tits bulging out of low cut dresses is over! London bra retailers are noticing a huge 'sag' in their sales heading towards the Christmas rush for larg...
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Funny story: UK psychopathic doberman tennis ball killer has belly ache!

UK psychopathic doberman tennis ball killer has belly ache!

Doberman dogs are usually used as superb guard dogs, or Hitler's favorite animal for chasing "Untermenschen" if trained incorrectly! However, there is one dumb doberman residing in Geordieland, Sunderland, to be precise, that would not qualify to do...
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Funny story: Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

Hey girls, here's 20 things to tell Harvey Weinstein to get out of his clutches -

1) Harvey, my boyfriend is a bodyguard for Vladimir Putin. On weekends, he bounces at biker bars. 2) Harvey, my boyfriend only plays chess with serial killers. The loser always gets hacked to pieces with a machete'. 3) Harvey, I have a headache...
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Funny story: Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap. Eminem challeng...
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Funny story: Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Anthony Bourdain Accidentally Eats A 'National Treasure'

Anthony Bourdain, the star of CNN's "Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown" was criticized by the Chinese Government yesterday for accidentally hunting down and eating Ling Pao, China's most celebrated panda. "Well ​first off, I was really drunk," Mr.
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Funny story: Riverdale Season 2 Spoilers Leaked

Riverdale Season 2 Spoilers Leaked

Season 2 of CW's hit show Riverdale, based on the Archie Comics, is slated to begin airing on Wednesday, October 11, with all new surprises, including new cast members. Season 1 is available on Netflix. Information about the new season has been lea...
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Funny story: Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

The Michelin Man has always been synonymous with tires. He's also been mutual for being dramatically over-weight in a culture that worships 'the body beautiful'. But on Tuesday, the Michelin Man, during a press conference to announce Michelin's...
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Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...
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Funny story: Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...
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Funny story: Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

A sheep farm near, York UK, has hit the headlines after a lamb born with five legs was heading for the butcher's bench, but instead it did a runner! The lamb was then caught by a passing vet who thought it was quite odd seeing a rather wobbly five...
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Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...
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Funny story: Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Charles Dickens depiction of life in Victorian orphanages, Oliver Twist, has now been turned into a 2017 reality horror show by a bunch of Scrooges who run a daily meal service in a Catholic school in North London! It seems as though little Oliver...
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Funny story: Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Sex-Doll brothel called a "Bordoll" opens up in Germany!

Deutsche Fraulein's of the night are mega out as a new rage is flooding the underworld in Germany! Open-minded Germans (or perverts) are flocking to the latest trend in fetish satisfaction, plastic Chinese sex-dolls! Jaggedone previously reported...
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Funny story: Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

Trump to decertify Columbus Day as national holliday!

In a midnight tweet last night President Donald Trump tweeted: "I will issue an executive order tomorrow to decertify Columbus DAY...why should just one city get a national holiday named for them...SAD!" In a 3:AM tweet he wrote: "Why not a Clevel...
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Funny story: UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

UK council fine woman because wind blew litter out of her rubbish bin!

As every person on the planet knows, the UK is a very windy island stuck in the North Sea! However, North London garbage wardens (new one to me? Are they little Hitler's like traffic wardens?) are obviously not meteorological experts, and decided to...
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Funny story: Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...
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Funny story: UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

UK hospitals ban chocolates and fizzy drinks claiming their food is healthier?

Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

In order to offer his Russian Money Laundering Allies some air coverage Trump.com™ has today issued 2 Pre-emptive Pardons for Stone and Cohen ahead to their senate testimony. This has caused the usual outrage amongst the establishment but is...
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Funny story: Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Lady Sybilla Beheads Rex Tillerson as Blood Sacrifice to Vladimir Putin

Our ears are buzzing with rumors about the Russian scandal that never happened. Some call it #RussiaGate. Others call it #TrumpRussia, and yet others refer to it as "the Russia narrative." No matter what you call it, you cannot escape from the bl...
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Funny story: Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

Trump holds press briefing, no questions from silent press corps!

In  a bizarre press briefing today, the White House press corps remained totally silent after President Donald Trump finished a ten minute dialogue on the accomplishments and successes of his administration. The Associated Pres is reporting that a...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'

First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...
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Funny story: Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Pensioner beats the crap out of jewelry thieves with an umbrella!

Mayfair, London, yesterday: A bunch of moronic thieves attempted to break into a jewelry shop wielding sledge hammers, knives and anything else they could get their hands on. Then, after arriving on scooters, the latest trend in armed robbery in L...
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Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...
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Funny story: Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...
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Funny story: Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Fingerprints on condoms can get you locked up!

Scientists in the UK are doing tests that can prove men using condoms actually handled them by finding their fingerprints, even after use (unless she puts it on)! This knowledge will be invaluable for tracking down rapists or flashers, who never u...
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Funny story: Trump sending a bill to congress to change the country's name.

Trump sending a bill to congress to change the country's name.

Donald J. Trump has proposed to change the name of the country to the United States of Covfefe. His mysterious tweet that trended on social media was aplarently alluding to this bizarre event. We asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders about why he would do...
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Funny story: Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™

After Honky Cats Big-Hats™ play for domination of the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, Bear Rider Buffoon Clown is making a big move from left field. He is releasing the Kremlins next secret weapon after the successful deployment of Twitter Twatter...
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Funny story: Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well. Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...
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Funny story: Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

Hunter-Gatherer Adjusts Well to Office Work, Wins Employee of the Month

London. In a shocking discovery made by the BBC, a Hunter-Gatherer was discovered in a partially melted block of ice in a cave just west of North Cornwall. His first words were, "Ice cold! Balls very cold!" Currently Employed Further investigat...
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Funny story: Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

Hillary renamed book "I Fart"

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...
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Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...
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Funny story: Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon Explains 'Grand Wizard' Visit At The White House

Steve Bannon, President Trump's former Chief Political Strategist, explained yesterday that the 'Grand Wizard' he invited to the White House Rose Garden was in fact 'Harry Potter'.   "It was a complete misunderstanding," he said while ironing a Co...
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Funny story: Cooking For A Queen

Cooking For A Queen

Always at the forefront of breaking news (or at the very least listening in on other peoples conversations) we spoke to the Queens ex chef to find out what grub she loved! An exquisitely tall gentlemen, easily approaching 9ft 5, his arms the lengt...
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Funny story: A New Chair Helps Politicians Avoid The Issues

A New Chair Helps Politicians Avoid The Issues

IKEA introduced a new chair yesterday specifically designed to help Washington, DC politicians pivot to another topic when asked an important question they have absolutely no intent on answering. And the chair, a Highback Evasion Elite, can easily...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Major League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising

Major League Baseball took a swing yesterday at baseball fans who felt too much in-game advertising was plaguing the sport. "Fans are inflating the issue", said Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred while selling T-Mobile ad space on the hip of an obe...
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Funny story: Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Washington, DC In his heavily-promoted tax plan, Trump trumpeted how the middle class would be overwhelmed by the various snack vouchers they would get under the new tax plan. "I'm telling you, the middle class will totally freak out when they se...
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Funny story: Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

Harvey Feinstein To Challenge Dianne Weinstein In Senate Primary

BREAKING NEWS: BILLINGSGATE POST Crack investigative reporter Slim Everdingle writes that three sources with inside knowledge revealed to him that beleaguered prevert Harvey Feinstein intends to enter California's 2018 Senate race against Dianne Wei...
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Funny story: Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

Charles Krauthammer Denies He Is The Leader Of 'The Lizard People'

After years of swirling rumors, Fox News political commentator Charles Krauthammer has officially denied that he is the leader of the dreaded 'Lizard People', an army of shape-shifting reptilian aliens sent to earth to gain power and manipulate human...
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Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...
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Funny story: Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them! This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who d...
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Funny story: Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

Bannon Calls for Boycott of Pledge of Allegiance

The boycott of the National Anthem by some NFL players has gained an unexpected ally. Steve Bannon, formerly of the White House staff and once again head of Breitbart News, announced today that he would no longer participate in recital of the Pledge...
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Funny story: Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Hershey's Kisses Sold in China Include Fortunes

Beijing, China - Americans love their fortune cookies and consume nearly three billion fortune cookies each year. Americans who eat at Chinese restaurants typically read their fortunes aloud at the end of their meals. But citizens of China have n...
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Funny story: Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...
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Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...
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Funny story: Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets. The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead? Mrs C...
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Funny story: "Over their dead bodies!" Brit buffoon BOJO jokes and has a grand laugh!

"Over their dead bodies!" Brit buffoon BOJO jokes and has a grand laugh!

The British foreign secretary, conservative chief buffoon and renowned general clown, called BOJO (for the editor's sake) has decided to turn his attention to real, black British humor, instead of acting like a diplomat, politician (well they're a bu...
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Funny story: Southgate V Slovenia

Southgate V Slovenia

England's managerial waterboy, Gareth Southgate, has sensationally admitted that "some if not all" of his current squad don't deserve to be there! England are scheduled to play Slovenia tonight and Gareth is obviously worried about the threat the...
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Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...
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Funny story: Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

Dateline Washington: IQ Tests, Diapers, and WW III

NEWS BRIEF Washington DC. The White House. In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me." Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper cha...
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Funny story: Spain Accuses Newfoundland of Meddling in Catalonian Independence Vote

Spain Accuses Newfoundland of Meddling in Catalonian Independence Vote

On Friday, Spain's foreign minister Marinero Pescador issued a statement implicating that foreign agents from the Canadian province of Newfoundland have been meddling in the recent Catalonian referendum: "Lord thundering Jesus, mi amigos, first th...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

Homer Simpson beats Donald Trump in IQ test

The White House has reacted angrily to the result of an IQ contest which showed that Homer Simpson is smarter than President Trump. The cartoon hero scored in the low double digits and at least one point above his Presidential rival. It has been r...
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Funny story: Trump V Tillerson

Trump V Tillerson

In the last few minutes Donald Trump has sensationally called out his Secretary of (Oh my God this countries in a fucking) State and challenged him to an IQ test! We at Back and to the Left news are surprised that Mr Trump not only knows what an IQ t...
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Funny story: Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Failing Retailers Will Sell Their Brick & Mortar To Help Construct Trump's Wall

Three of America's top retail giants will be selling the brick & mortar of their soon-to-be defunct department stores to the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement ​(ICE) to help build the Wall between the United States and Mexico - al...
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Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...
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Funny story: Endangered Engagements

Endangered Engagements

Donald Trump. For legal purposes we have to point out, again, that this man is the current President of the United States. Mr Trump has decreed that 25 of the most endangered species in the world no longer need the USA's conservation efforts. Below we obtained the list and his reasons why. 1. Pacific Walrus: Quite like seals and we have loads of them. No one would wake up one morning and go...
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Funny story: Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Trump Explains Why He is Running the Country Like His Old TV Show

Donald "President" Trump sat down with Faux & Friends today and talked about and explained his governing style. "I try to be the person the American public wants me to be. I know most people know me from my TV program, the Apprentice, which is only a good show if I'm in it by the way, just look at the ratings when they tried to get AHNOLD to play me." "So, in my program, I always fire pe...
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Funny story: Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade. Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Los Angeles, CA/strong] Network officials announced that the popular cartoon character of 40 years ago, Fat Albert, will be returning to the small screen. In his previous incarnations, Fat Albert was mainly just an obese, untidy, ill-mannered bu...
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Funny story: The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

The Growing Diversity of 'Service Animals' Reaps Havoc Across America

Service Dogs have been assisting the blind and deaf for over a 100 years. But the growing list of creatures being used to assist people with an expanding inventory of handicaps has set off a deluge of dangerous situations across America. An exampl...
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Funny story: Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Five days into their investigation, the FBI remains baffled as to what motivated shooter Stephen Paddock to gun down over five hundred tasteless, tone deaf country hicks at a Las Vegas concert. "We found an impressive selection of jazz and classic...
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Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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Funny story: The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.  Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...
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Funny story: Tractor Disaster

Tractor Disaster

Tragedy occurred in Lower Upper Middle Poppleton on Gastric By The Bypass as a parade to commemorate the 1956 tractor disaster ended in disaster. Back and to the Left news investigates......at the end of this sentence....from here.... In 1956 fort...
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Funny story: Worst pun headline award winners announced

Worst pun headline award winners announced

Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock. The winner will receive nothing except th...
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Funny story: Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump commented from his golf course in Florida that he was too busy to try and solve the "North Korea" problem himself, but that he was sending his two wonderful children, Brittany and Barry, to work things out with Ro...
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Funny story: Mayday Failday

Mayday Failday

Embattled Prime Minister, Teresa May, has claimed she has "the full support of the cabinet" and the table and dining room chairs we guess. Mrs May, who was sat on what looked like a tub of vipers, said: "The country needs calm leadership and t...
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Funny story: 'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?

'Black London cab driver' tells Polish man to " F off back to where he belongs!" Is that racist?

During a slight altercation between a busy London cab driver, who just happened to be of Caribbean origin and black, and a Polish bicycle rider in the middle of multi-culti London, the cab driver screamed the following to the unfortunate Polish cycli...
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Funny story: Brexit Love Crimes

Brexit Love Crimes

Statistics have shown that "hate attacks" have gone up since Brexit began (sometime in the 1900s we think, not sure it's been going on forever). We have to admit we have taken part in them as well. We shouted "your full of shit you hate filled bitch!...
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Funny story: NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

NFL Woes Escalate: Cheerleaders Sue For Equal Pay and Grass Stains On Their Panties

ONLY IN AMERICA - During Week 6 of the National Football League season, players continue to take a knee in protest during the playing of the national anthem. Gosh, the season only started 6 weeks ago? Seems like this controversy has lasted forever! Y...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

Hillary Clinton Breaks Toe Kicking London Reporter

London, England - "Hillary's Pity Party - I'm Unapologetic and still Relevant Tour" continues on unabated - now torturing the people of Europe. Yes, Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" never ending book tour, 30 plus days and counting, is still going o...
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Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...
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Funny story: Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!

Police issued new cars on Humberside! Fairground dodgem cars take over from Pandas!

The Humberside police force have been issued with a new fleet of open-top cars called Dodgems! Originally, the cars were only seen at fairgrounds all over the country. Police on Humberside have been trying out their latest fleet of vehicles at fai...
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Funny story: The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

The Famous And Now Forgotten Word Warrior- The Paperclip Guy!

Do you remember way back in the foggy mist of Internet time the first and most infamous troll of all, the Paperclip Guy? He would always be lurking around the corner of any Word document you were typing; just waiting for his chance to add his two bits about what you were writing, like a Stasi spy eager for a promotion within the ranks. He considered himself the main protector and overseer of...
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Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...
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Funny story: Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

Boy Scout's Diabolical Plot To Corner Girl Scout Cookie Market Revealed

ONLY IN AMERICA - The Boy Scouts of America last week announced that it would allow girls to participate in Cub Scouts and eventually earn the coveted Eagle Scout rank. A spokesperson said: "Families today are busier and more diverse than ever. Most...
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Funny story: The CBR

The CBR

Deep in the bowel of the stately building that houses the United States Congress lies the little-known CBR -- the Congressional Ball Repository. (The CBR is, in fact, actually located below the bowel.) The balls of incumbent Senators and Representatives are stored in a small, dusty, and damp concrete chamber where they roll around on rough pine shelves and wither and dry out over time. The long...
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