There have been 77 spoof news stories published in November 2017. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

Indian rubber man finds 12ft croc sleeping under his rubber tree!

The sight of a 12ft croc caused quite a shock to an Indian Rubber man when he woke up to unwind after sleeping with his legs tucked behind his neck. The giant croc had slipped in to the man's back garden in Orissa, India, and was sleeping under a...
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Funny story: North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results

North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Replicant-D Headlines) -- North Korea conducts the third test of the Hwasong-14 ICBM, however, this test is a mix of success and failures. The reason why the test has a confusing outcome is due to the expected and the actua...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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Funny story: Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

Smelly fish restaurant owner wins AA restaurant of the year award!

A renowned UK fish restaurant has topped the AA charts after some splendid reviews claiming the place stinks! The owner, welcomed the fact that a reviewer told TripAdvisor of his experience there, and here it is: "Well, when you walk through th...
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Funny story: Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

Huge asteroid zooming towards earth is carrying aliens!

NASA Scientists have discovered a huge asteroid, as big a Wembley football ground, zooming towards earth loaded with aliens! It was reported by a 'super Star' UK tabloid to the world, and alien spotters went nuts on the internet hoping to get info...
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Funny story: Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!

Fabulous F1 driver is so fast even the tax men can't catch him!

Being a fantastic F1 driver, and world champion, has its advantages whilst being chased by taxmen driving Skoda's or Hyundai's. The fastest man in the world sitting in his snazzy sports car has such an advantage in reaching his private jet in time th...
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Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...
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Funny story: Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...
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Funny story: President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

President Trump Wondering What the Heck He Has To Do To Be Impeached

Sources close to the President say he's become increasingly unclear what he has to do to be impeached by Congressional Republicans. According to a White House insider, Trump originally thought that a simple, deranged inauguration speech would d...
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Funny story: Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

Vegetarian & Muslim prisoners in UK prison released because pork is on the menu!

A luxury UK prison in Boston, UK (logical), crowned as the 'cushiest' prison in the UK, only accepts meat-eating inmates because the canteen only serves pork from local pigs, and vegetarian or Muslim inmates cannot be allowed to go hungry! The pri...
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Funny story: Climate change real only if Obama says it isn't, insists Trump

Climate change real only if Obama says it isn't, insists Trump

President Trump is having second thoughts about signing the Paris climate deal. Apparently, this sudden change of heart happened after private investigators, hired by the President, overheard former president Obama saying that "there's no such thi...
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Funny story: Mutants at X-man school welcome the Rocket Man and the Orange Man.

Mutants at X-man school welcome the Rocket Man and the Orange Man.

After many years of pretending to be something they're not, the Rocket Man and the Orange Man have finally found their way home. They were welcomed by Dr. Charles Xavier, the school Headmaster. For those of you who don't know him, he is a top-notc...
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Funny story: Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Science Has No Place in Our Schools Tweets Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump, in another obvious effort to take the American public's minds off the Russian investigation, lashed out at Science today, saying that it is taught too much in schools. When asked to elaborate, Trump tweeted: "Everybody knows...
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Funny story: Trump Family Ranked by Trump

Trump Family Ranked by Trump

Trump visited Fox & Friends yesterday and was asked about how his family was adapting to Trump being President. Trump replied that some were doing better than others. He said that he liked all his kids equally especially Ivanka, who he equally liked the most. "Ivanka is always there when I need her. I like having her around so I make sure Gerald or Jarrad or whatever his name is, is kept bu...
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Funny story: Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Trump Family Explains How Nothing in the Russian Election Interference Investigation Was Their Fault

Washington, DC The Trump Family held a press conference today that they only told Fox News about. Nevertheless, details of the family's press conference hit conventional media. Jarrad Kushner started out by saying that when they were contacted by...
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Funny story: Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires

Trump's New Tax Plan Will Give New Hope to Indigent Millionaires

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump announced, in between Hole 14 and Hole 15 of his private golf course, that his new tax plan is going to help some of the Forgotten Americans, like millionaires and billionaires that are right on the edge. "Most of all, the new...
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Funny story: Donald Trump admits he really is too old for this shit

Donald Trump admits he really is too old for this shit

The inventor of the word fake, the man with the plan and the very small hands, the Donald, the Don with the Most (except for Donny Most, from Happy Days) President of the New World Order Donald Trump has admitted that he really is too old for this sh...
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Funny story: Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown

Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown

It appears the latest Warlord to apply to join the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil is Duterte. He has chosen the Avatar with the full title of Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown. His initial pitch to Dotard went well with a big screen love song recital...
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Funny story: Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Beer bikes, a common sight on Amsterdam's cobble-stoned streets, and seen riding alongside canals, are causing so much noise the coucil has banned them! The bikes are rented by groups of boozed up tourists celebrating anything. However, they are c...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?

Hanoi, Vietnam - After a semi-successful tour of Asia, President Trump is again making headlines about his involvement with Russia, more specifically with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin. What is it about these two, that they cause contr...
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Funny story: Mood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent

Mood of the United States is Jubilant As Trump Leaves the Continent

Washington, DC According to recent polls, the country is at a very relaxed state-one that it hasn't been in since the last time Trump left the country. "Even though we of course are worried about what damage Trump might do by riling up our allies...
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Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...
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Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...
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Funny story: Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Difficult to See How Las Vegas Massacre Could Have Been Avoided

Republicans sifting through the stack of legally purchased guns that Stephen Paddock brought into his bedroom, half of which he'd converted into simulated automatic weapons, are at a loss to see how the massacre that killed 58 innocent people could h...
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Funny story: 'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

'Super Polluted Rats' under large global cities forming armies to conquer the world!

Huge, over-populated global cities smothered in pollution are causing the growth of a strange, underground creature; Super Rats (No not Supermen)! Rats fed on our crap are beginning to grow to enormous sizes, have huge teeth and tails, and are fri...
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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Humpty Dumpty pudding and pie has been allowed to die, claim Teachers!

Kids refuse to learn nursery rhymes these days preferring their smart phones, computers, laptops and are mesmerised by WhatsApp's, snapchat, instagram, and other social media networks, instead of learning a traditional nursery rhyme or two! "This...
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Funny story: Psychopath from a country with strict gun control wonders why he can't shoot anyone

Psychopath from a country with strict gun control wonders why he can't shoot anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...
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Funny story: The Last Jedi Spoiler, Rey's Identity Leaked!

The Last Jedi Spoiler, Rey's Identity Leaked!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away. The back story starts on the planet, Tattooine, when 13 year old Luke Skywalker snuck out of his Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's dwelling, in which he lived. He met up with his friend Biggs, to plan a night downt...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting

Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting

Pyongyang, North Korea A refugee from North Korea recently informed the press that the whole country of North Korea understands why fat-but-not jolly dictator Kim Jong-Un has been threatening the U.S., non-stop, ever since Trump became President.
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Funny story: Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Trump Enjoys Layover in Vietnam, accidentally squashes several children

Editor's Note: Inasmuch as LeRoy Ephers (see his claim to fame (and note that inasmuch as is almost never used in today's journalism)) winces at the possibility of writing another story for The Spoof, and inasmuch as he detests all the fake news stor...
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Funny story: Alabamians Vote in Serial Killer Judge Billy Joe Mason as Their New Senator

Alabamians Vote in Serial Killer Judge Billy Joe Mason as Their New Senator

AL--Alleged serial killer Judge Billy Joe Mason, who maintains the nine bodies buried in his basement were already there when he moved in, won an election on Tuesday against Democrat Doug Jones. Mason, who is out on bail pending an investigation i...
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Funny story: "Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

"Mmmm, Tofurky!' Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...
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Funny story: A Thanksgiving Editorial: In Praise of the Common Turkey

A Thanksgiving Editorial: In Praise of the Common Turkey

As just about all educated people know, turkeys are among the smartest animals on the planet, perhaps in the galaxy. If they were mammals instead of birds, they would, in fact, be the smartest animals on the planet. (For some reason, known only to theoretical physicists, bird neural DNA seems to suffer from "leakage," also known as accelerated entropic seasoning syndrome. Because this is a hig...
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Funny story: World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes

World Series Marred by Fan Behavior, Breaks World Record by Creating Disgusting Messes

Editor's Note: It should be noted that the writer of this story has less interest in professional baseball than most Americans have in world football, known as soccer to Americans, whereas football, from the American perspective, is often confused fo...
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Funny story: Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today President Select Trump offered new and unexpected opinions on the horrific mass shooting that shocked Texas and the world on Sunday. Going against the major part of his constituents he sai...
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Funny story: Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Self-driven bus crashes in fake city, Las Vegas!

Las Vegas, 08.11.2017: It was a gamble (boom boom) in the gambling mecca of the world to start experimenting with self-driving buses shuttling gamblers back and forward from their one-arm-bandits to roulette tables in the city! The thing crashed o...
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Funny story: Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale solves hanging portrait white race issue

Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls. As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of wh...
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Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...
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Funny story: Fake news is fake news

Fake news is fake news

For months now, world has been shocked by stories of fake news. People believe president is liar or idiot or Russia is bad country. Now news reports say fake news never existed. UK Government Leader Comrade May explain to press, "There no fake new...
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Funny story: Wacko Jacko 2.0 gives the Melbourne Cup Birdcage a good lickin'

Wacko Jacko 2.0 gives the Melbourne Cup Birdcage a good lickin'

Invited by Myers as a Melbourne Cup Style Ambassador she soon found the exclusive Birdcage decor not to her liking and set about giving it a good licking to make herself feel more comfortable. However the Aussies in their predictable pubescent whi...
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Funny story: Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe

Somewhere in Asia Donald Trump spoke at one of the Maldives Islands on the latest North Korea developments. "So Rocket Boy announced that Europe doesn't need to worry about being nuked because he is so scared of me that he's saving all his nukes f...
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Funny story: Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology. "I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...
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Funny story: Yorkshire village declares independence

Yorkshire village declares independence

"What a terrific week", said Fred Clout, Mayor of the hamlet of Millington in the East Riding of Yorkshire, England. "We may be leaving the EU, but they're still a great source of inspiration over there." Following Catalonia's move to break awa...
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Funny story: Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Indian wannabe Mowgli teenager get's 'trunked' by chained elephant seeking revenge!

Kerala, India: Chained elephants in India look peaceful, loving, and really not dangerous until humans, believing they possess 'Elephant Whisper' skills attempt to mount them! After whispering in the huge ears of a chained elephant, and feeding...
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Funny story: Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

This article was initially meant to describe the "Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year." but now that's become obsolete, and we'd rather talk about the end of the year lists of things to do before...
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Funny story: The Never-Performed Eighth Movement of "The Planets"

The Never-Performed Eighth Movement of "The Planets"

There was a time when my classical music station in Los Angeles, KUSC-fm, played Gustave Holst's "The Planets" more frequently than it does now. That was wen moon walks and Mars landings occurred more often than they do today. The Holst opus is one of the great symphonic compositions of the twentieth century, but after 1930 it was very much in need of an eighth movement. Until 2006, that is.
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Funny story: Why are conservatives so evil?

Why are conservatives so evil?

It is a simple enough question - why are conservatives so callous and indifferent to the suffering of their fellow humans? They always want to cut taxes, which helps their rich friends and punishes the poor and needy? Now finally, a historian may have uncovered the answer. Professor Geoff History of the University of Oxford has revealed that conservatives are actually not human at all. They arr...
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Funny story: Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary

Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...
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Funny story: 18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

A North-Lanarkshire, 18-old month toddler, destined to become a famous painter, has caused his mum some grief after deciding to paint her carpet instead of a canvas mum gave him to practice with! The toddler, still in his nappies, showed an aptitu...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Following news of all sorts, it appears that the internal monologue that informs all of Donald Trumps tweets, vocal utterings and though patterns is to be switched of, at the suggestion of both congress, and the American public at large. Professor...
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Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...
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Funny story: The News At Me

The News At Me

The world is awash with important breaking news stories that scream so loud they surely cannot be ignored. There's a endless parade of sexual assault claims in Hollywood. Ex-Generals claiming the US could lose a war against the tinpot dictatorship of...
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Funny story: Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

Reindeer castration ruins Christmas shopping display

There was a serious kerfuffle at a shopping centre in Bangor, Wales today, when a reindeer became entangled with a wheelchair and had to be surgically removed from it. The problem began at Santa's Grotto, a temporary shop full of cheap Christmas g...
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Funny story: Roy Moore: An Entire Nation Bemoans Media Attack on Visionary, Insightful Leader

Roy Moore: An Entire Nation Bemoans Media Attack on Visionary, Insightful Leader

Mobile, Alabama - Republican voters, politicians and commentators in Alabama and across the country are stunned and disappointed by the Washington Post story detailing possible sexual abuse by Senate candidate Roy Moore of a young teenager 40 years a...
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Funny story: FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Late last night, the Food and Drug Administration issued a public health advisory, warning that nearly 25 percent of Americans are pathologically fit and trim - victims of the newly-coined disorder known as "hyper-healthism." "We're at a turning p...
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Funny story: Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

A new survey arrived out of Science Town today about the mood of people across the country on the subject of sexual degeneracy. They found that: 1. One of the best states for sexual deviants to run for office in is Alabama, based on the states's acceptance of Roy Moore admitted dalliances with underage females. 2. Another state that is good would be California, where the former governator, A...
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Funny story: Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Trump would send California Secessionist to Gitmo

Following the lead of the Spanish president in jailing Catalonia's secessionist instigators, President Donald J. Trump tweeted this morning that he would prosecute Marcus Evans and other "secessionist agitators" if they continue to promote "Calexit,"...
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Funny story: Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

It has emerged that the actors who make a lot of money playing superheroes, aren't actually super-heroes, says a shock report. Actors of the calibre of George Clooney, Robert Downey Jnr, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck...
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Funny story: Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

US President and chief ompalumpa Donald Trump has been told to start using his indoor voice when speaking, and not his outdoor voice. The leader is known for his shyness and self-effacing ways, but his outdoor voice gets him into trouble, and when...
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Funny story: Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Creation Scientists Teaching Snakes to Talk

Having definitively proven the scientific accuracy of the first two chapters of Genesis, researchers Christian Fisch and Ina Diaz of Liberty University are well into a research program designed to validate the accuracy of chapter three. "Even the secular evolutionists know that snakes have vestigial hip bones", declared Dr. Fisch. "This proves that they were capable of walking on two or four l...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

Along with a disappointingly snow free Christmas morning, death and destruction in the socialist realist documentaries Eastenders and Emmerdale, the Queen's Speech is now as traditional part of the festive season as seeing Darren from the office phot...
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Funny story: Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

Queen Knights Fleet of Corgis and Gives Them Their Own Coats of Arms

London, England Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen's famous Corgis will all be Knighted. Also, the Royal Cocker Spaniels and Dorgis will receive MBEs, while the Queen's favorite two Corgis, Monty and Emma, will be made a Baron and a Mar...
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Funny story: Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty. "I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to ge...
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Funny story: Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Buckingham Palace, London Buckingham Palace announced today that, right after playing Storm Troopers in the Star Wars movie, the Royal Brothers had so much fun that they're now going to make a side-career of movies. Some of the movies they are intere...
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Funny story: Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

George Saunders's recent book, Lincoln in the Bardo, recounts how the 16th President spent some time in a Washington cemetery mausoleum after the death of his son Willie, being pestered by quirky ghosts. Yet, this is only the latest in a long line o...
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Funny story: "Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

"Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

Cal Tech, Pasadena, CA. In 1875, British sea captain and explorer John A. Lawson ascended a previously unknown peak on the island of New Guinea. Its enormous height and size prompted Lawson to name his new find Mt. Hercules, whose summit, according t...
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Funny story: Sunderland Struggle

Sunderland Struggle

In an announcement that has shocked no one Northern Ireland manager Michael O'Neil has said he's "not interested in the Sunderland job". Which came as a surprise to Sunderland as, up to that point, they'd not approached him. Michael joins a long...
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Funny story: Yogurt Apocalypse

Yogurt Apocalypse

British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse. Flauntin...
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Funny story: "Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

"Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...
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Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...
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Funny story: Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...
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Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...
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Funny story: Royal Family Will Start Proceedings to Collect Royalties From The Crown, The Queen, Victoria and Abdul, and More

Royal Family Will Start Proceedings to Collect Royalties From The Crown, The Queen, Victoria and Abdul, and More

London, England The Royal House of England, including the members of the House of Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha), Stuart, Plantaganet, Spencer, and others. "Am I not royal enough to collect royalties?" asked Queen Elizabeth. "It is tragic that I am n...
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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

Harvey Weinstein moves to Alabama and immediately sets up gubernatorial election campaign

In preparation for the 2018 election, former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein moved his personal residence to Alabama and expressed keen interest in becoming the state's next Governor. The move surprised many, as Weinstein never showed much interest in...
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Funny story: Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Paris, France - Penelope the Cat, now 90 years old, has come forth with the stunning revelation that renowned French celebrity Pepe Le Pew assaulted her numerous times in the late 40s. The unwanted advances took place at several locations in Fra...
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Funny story: Women Not Harrassed by Weinstien Urged to Come Forward

Women Not Harrassed by Weinstien Urged to Come Forward

Hollywood, CA There have been so many allegations of sexual misconduct by women of Hollywood and beyond, that women that have been sexually abused are asked to not come forward right at this time. The women, who have not been molested by Weinstie...
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Funny story: God Sorry for Not Noticing Gunman Creeping Around Church

God Sorry for Not Noticing Gunman Creeping Around Church

In a rare public appearance, God has apologized for not noticing Devin Patrick Kelley creeping up to the church armed with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. God says he was distracted by all the lovely prayers coming from inside the church. "The par...
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