There were 151 spoof news stories published in March 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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Funny story: Trump Fires Science

Trump Fires Science

Science Town, USA President Trump announced in his third press conference today that he has fired everybody connected to Science fields, because he feels Science has in his words, "Failed us for the LAST TIME!!! "Who is always crying about Global...
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Funny story: Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Trump Resigns, Blames Media Witch Hunt

Dodging investigations and possible impeachment, President Donald Trump resigned from office after giving a rambling, and angry speech reminiscent of President Nixon's resignation speech. Obama, the FBI, and Hillary Clinton were on Trump's list o...
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Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...
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Funny story: McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

McDonaldo's freshens its menu (sort of)

ANYTOWN, USA -- At McDonaldo's, if you buy anything other than a 1/4 Pounder, you can go pound sand, as far as the freshness of your order is concerned. "We don't do 'fresh,' when it comes to our hamboogers, cheeseboogers, or Big Macks," CEO Ronaldo...
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Funny story: FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications

FDA Reviews Previously Denied Drug Applications

Stocks are soaring for pharmaceutical companies as the FDA looks at easing regulatory restrictions for bringing new drugs to market. Even better for Big Pharma, the FDA will review drug applications that were denied in the past. But there are m...
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Funny story: Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

Church Accidentally Sends Shroud Of Turin To Dry Cleaners

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy, was specifically built to house and protect the shroud of Turin, an ancient 14 foot length of cloth that bears a contact image of the crucified Christ. Last week an assistant to the Vice-Bisho...
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Funny story: Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money

Trump Cabinet of Billionaires Decide Americans Can Not Be Trusted to Handle Money

Washington, DC After the Trump Cabinet's latest meeting, they all found out that they together they all possess 68% of the wealth of the nation. "Once we realized that idiots like us make more money in a day than most Americans make in a year, we...
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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...
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Funny story: Zika Tourism Boosts Latin American Economies

Zika Tourism Boosts Latin American Economies

Tourism is booming in Latin American countries with a high risk for the mosquito-born Zika virus. An influx of tourists was noticed right after the US presidential election: Apparently, Americans needing to feel better about the US have flocked to...
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Funny story: Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

Trump to Erect Wall Around the Solar System To Keep "Dark" Matter Out

In a series of tweets taking many in government and the science world by storm, President Trump has announced his intention to construct a wall around the Solar System, to prevent further illegal immigration of dark matter. "Invading invisible pa...
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Funny story: French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!

French car makers eradicate British scrap maker!

It required a French, yes French, car-making giant to relieve a traditional name indented into the hearts of British industry from their agony. The name, Vauxhall, will disappear like many of it's past colleagues; Morris, Austin, among others who fai...
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Funny story: Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Trump Reports That Venus is Spying on the U.S (and on Trump Tower in Particular)

Manhattan, NY President Trump announced today that he caught the planet Venus spying on the United States and found out they were planning on invading the Earth, until they heard him talking about what he would do to aliens if he ever caught them in...
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Funny story: Trump: A Russian Impersonator

Trump: A Russian Impersonator

The news media has been ignoring the obvious truth since Donald Trump called Mexicans, "…rapists and murderers." The candidate was controversial, provocative and sold money making advertisement for the networks. Money talks, but were networks making...
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Funny story: Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Cuba Signs Paroled Cannibal As Striker

Looking to beef up their roster for the year, The Cuban National Football Team hired recently paroled cannibal Pepe Kerjoly. Hailing from a Serbian/Cuban family, Kerjoly was identified by prison scouts when he was a teenager and led the prison foo...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!

Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
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Funny story: North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korea, considered by many to be the most hostile country in the world, complained to the Olympics committee about their request to have Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling reinstated in the Olympic Games being refused. They...
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Funny story: Global Temperature Drop Likely After Denialist Efforts to Discredit Science

Global Temperature Drop Likely After Denialist Efforts to Discredit Science

Washington - Average Global Temperatures are on track to fall significantly in the next few years, thanks to concerted efforts by individuals and organizations silently funded by energy companies and conservative groups, to debunk the widely accepted...
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Funny story: Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

Trump midnight tweet rants exposed:  Post poopie depression!

A prominent Harvard Medical School psychiatrist has published a paper detailing the apparent reason President Donald Trump is having the 3:AM tweet rants that have become a regular part of the news each day. Dr. T. J. McCorkle states in his study...
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Funny story: Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

Oranges call out tangerines for just being small oranges

An agitated orange lashed out at his citric brethren for attempting to distinguish themselves from oranges. Cracky McOrange has stated that he does not see any real difference between tangerines and oranges, and thinks that the separate designation...
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Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
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Funny story: Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...
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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Funny story: The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Kim Kardashian Is Getting Old

Shakespeare said of Cleopatra that "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety." However, it is surely different in our Modern Fast-Moving Age, and it is time to admit that Kim Kardashian is getting old. She is not as young as...
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Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...
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Funny story: Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

Nuclear submarine lands in Welsh charity shop!

A strange, ancient leather, battered suitcase was given to a Welsh charity shop in Porthmadog, Gwynedd, (for US readers = Gobbledygook) and the strange, anonymous owner of the suitcase, bearing an Eastern European accent, disguised as the Elephant M...
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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm a transgender woman, I have an alternative vagina."

Kellyanne Conway, a Counselor to President Trump, yesterday during an interview with the Wichita Weekly Shopper admitted she is a transgender woman and has an "alternative vagina." Ms. Conway says she has been transgender since she was an infant,...
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Funny story: God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity

God and Son Jesus Negotiating Another Attempt to Fix Humanity

Heaven - After two attempts to fix a million year old experiment gone wrong, God and son Jesus were said to be in discussions on another attempt as the two thousand year anniversary of the end of the first failed try around 32 A.D. by Jesus approache...
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Funny story: I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

Ok, I admit this in writing, anonymously, for now I fear for my life. I wire tapped Trump Tower. President Trump blames Obama, but I have never met President Obama and in all honesty, although it would make a great story, President Obama had nothing to do with it. Actually, it was Hillary Clinton, well not directly, but it was Hillary's team who directed the wiretap. I should be more clea...
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Funny story: Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

Brazil leads world in persuading it to become vegetarians by flogging rotten meat!

The Brazilian government have decided to jump on the vegan / vegetarian bandwagon by forcing it's meat producers to flog rotting meat to the rest of the world! Brazilian meat companies are earning mega-bucks by exporting rotting carcasses because...
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Funny story: Trump invites Kim Jong-un to W.H. for Fried dog & darts, labels it the Armageddon Show!

Trump invites Kim Jong-un to W.H. for Fried dog & darts, labels it the Armageddon Show!

President Donald Trump announced today in a rare White House press briefing that he had invited Kim Jong-un Supreme leader of North Korea to the White House for a dinner of Fried Dog and a nationally televise game of darts. Trump looking smug said, "...
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Funny story: Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Holland has forbidden Turks living in their country to protest about hygiene in their kebab, fast food outlets. It seems the Dutch authorities have discovered certain short-comings in high Dutch hygiene standards and many Turkish say, "this is normal...
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Funny story: Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

Eating cheese, drinking coffee and full moon not responsible for sleepless nights anymore!

The human race has many issues to deal with; wars, ISIS, Putin, conflicts, flooding, global warming, pollution, third-world famines, Geert Wilders; among many others. Now it seems humans are becoming affected by a new phenomena, LED street lights!...
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Funny story: Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

Whoopee! Donald Trump Gave A Presidential-Like Speech

The world held its breath. The ozone layer remained stationary. Planet earth screeched to a halt to listen, both north and south poles cupped an ear to hear, and afterwards, the many of the universe proclaimed: Trump is presidential! Ya hoo! Bell cym...
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Funny story: New species of bird named after President Trump

New species of bird named after President Trump

An Australian bird discovered this year has been given the unusual distinction of being named after the current US president, due to surprising similarities in their behaviour. Researchers at the University of Wagga Wagga have officially called the b...
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Funny story: Trump  demands IQ test for all voters!

Trump  demands IQ test for all voters!

In an interview with Fox News this morning President Donald Trump demanded that the US Congress pass legislation requiring all voters to undergo an IQ test as a qualification for voting in national elections. Sean Hannity quickly agreed with him and...
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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

Do-It-Yourself Future News Headlines

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content i...
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Funny story: Comedian Jon Crapola craps out

Comedian Jon Crapola craps out

HERMOSA BEACH, CA -- Two years ago, John Crapola, who claims to be a "stand-up comedian, if not a stand-up guy," bored his tiny audience in a nearly empty "comedy club" in Hermosa Beach, California. When he started talking about his penis, ladies nea...
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Funny story: Restored Spitfire proof that "Made in Britain" could still be best!

Restored Spitfire proof that "Made in Britain" could still be best!

After being shot down and bailing out just in time, a Canadian WW2 Spitfire pilot, Jimmy Jeffrey, who was rescued by the French Resistance, given a dose of stinking Camembert and strong vin Rouge, then returned to his unit secretly, allo allo style;...
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Funny story: Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame. In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...
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Funny story: Web Science Repetition Threatens Ice Sheet

Web Science Repetition Threatens Ice Sheet

A new study has found that science website articles repeat themselves frequently. Linguists from the Universitat Grossen Luegen in Cologne, Germany have analysed over seventy thousand articles appearing in major publications and websites and have fou...
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Funny story: President Trump Hears The Voice of God

President Trump Hears The Voice of God

[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS] CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here. T: My pleasure. CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone. T: That's right. CR: What proof do you have of that? T: How else do you explain it? CR: Explain what? T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
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Funny story: Dizney on the down-low?

Dizney on the down-low?

MAGIC KINGDOM, CA --- In an effort to generate publicity for his soon-to-be-released Beauty's Beast, openly gay director Phil A. Condom admits the film contains a "down and dirty gay moment." LeBoyToy, kiss-ass manservant to manly Gaston, one day...
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Funny story: Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Missing Richard Simmons Found Living In Cave At Mexican Restaurant

Family, friends, and fans of Richard Simmons rejoiced when the missing former fitness guru turned up in a Denver area restaurant known for it's Disney-like portrayal of a Mexican village. Found living in the back of a cave feature at Casa Bonita,...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Bill Cosby-Watchers Concerned About Bill's Tweeting

Somewhere Way Back in Rural Massachusetts The last remaining fans and friends of comedian Bill Cosby have been expressing anxiety that Dr. Cosby has so much trouble now that he is losing his eyesight. "We just worry about him straining his eyes to...
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Funny story: You too can be president!

You too can be president!

That's right! You too can be President of the United States of America! It can be surprisingly easy. If you think that you lack the qualifications to be President, because you don't have any experience in government, because you know nothing about foreign affairs, or the economy, or the Constitution, or the environment, or because you have the attention span of a gnat, well think again! None...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...
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Funny story: Big Ben's Bong entered as UK Eurovision song for 2017!

Big Ben's Bong entered as UK Eurovision song for 2017!

After being analysed by lasers, scientists have offered the "Big Ben Bong" to be England's representative in this year's Eurovision Travesty! Theresa May is enthusiastic about the "Bong Song" representing the UK in Europe's Nr 1 horrific festival...
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Funny story: Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Cosby Trial to be Moved to American Samoa

Pago Pago, American Samoa In the quest to find an impartial jury for Bill Cosby's rape trial, the Cosby defense team has announced that the trial will be moved to the American possession of American Samoa. This is the only place that Dr. Cosby is not...
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Funny story: Neverland interests buyer

Neverland interests buyer

NEVERLAND, CA-The late, not-so-great Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in Californicate is "for sale" at "only $67 million." For this low, low price, buyers get not only remorse, but also a zoo, complete with llamas; theme park rides allegedly st...
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Funny story: Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Ever since he was an archaeology student, Tom Lovecock has dreamed of dinosaur penises. Now he has an exciting new exhibition at the British Museum. He explained the idea behind it, "Who hasn't watched Jurassic Park and wondered why the dinosaurs don...
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Funny story: Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

Girl Steals Hat, Reveals Pope's Illuminati Tattoo

When adorable 3 year old Ester Ruth snatched Pope Francis' hat from his head outside of the Vatican, she also revealed a little known fact about the pontiff: Pope Francis has several tattoos including an Illuminati inspired design on the top of his h...
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Funny story: Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

Stop answering my butt-dials, idiots!

In a text message to everyone on his contact list, Ruben DeMarco of New Milford New Jersey has a strong message that captures and explains his frustration. "So, I'm at the movies with Kate and my cell phone buzzes" Ruben explained "who the he...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Sean Spicer Releases Sex Tape: Meat The Press

Perhaps sensing that the political winds are not favoring his continuing employment, White House Spokes-liar Sean Spicer released his own sex tape just this week. The video, titled Meat The Press: Gettin' Spicy With Sean "The Neck" Spicer, is alr...
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Funny story: D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...
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Funny story: Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Mick "Let Them Eat Coal" Mulvaney--And Other Nicknames For Trump's New Director Of OMB

Director of OMB Mick Mulvaney had no idea what he started when he was overheard saying "Let them eat coal" after a press conference in Washington DC. His comment was in response to journalists who questioned the effects GOP budget cuts will have on our most vulnerable citizens. A thousand memes were launched from that one comment alone. Now it seems everyone has a favorite nickname for Mulva...
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Funny story: Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!

Spanish Fast-Food gang raid restaurants resembling a plague of locusts!

In the Spanish town of Bembibre, in the north-western Castile and Leon region a "Fast-Food" gang of thieves raided the local El Carmen restaurant, devoured 10000 Euros worth of food and drink, then disappeared as fast as they had come! Spanish res...
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Funny story: Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
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Funny story: The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5

The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5

Hello, everybody! And now here is today's news with me, Jessica Akrill, aged 5. Today some misters in a country where they is a lot of sand and a lot of trouble, hurt a lot of other misters and ladies and boys and girls with a 'BOMB'. That's what...
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Funny story: Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Trump Offers Evidence That Obama Spied On Him--Even Though Trump Doesn't Know What "Evidence" Really Is

Washington, DC President Donald Trump tweeted at 3:30 this morning that he would provide evidence that Obama had spied on him at a press conference this morning. UPDATE: President Trump held a press conference this morning and said, "My evidence t...
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Funny story: Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed

Morrisville Woman run out of hangers, not dismayed

Alice Sweeney of Morrisville Pennsylvania has a clothing storage dilemma. "I've run out of hangers" she told as we sat in a booth at the Plymouth diner. "and I'm not about to buy anymore, never bought a hanger in my life, they've just always been t...
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Funny story: Head-On-A-Stick

Head-On-A-Stick

Dahomey, Africa 1842 - In a small village near Africa's west coast heads-on-a-stick were near epidemic. The first one appeared stuck dead center in the communal fire pit. Suspecting spiritual interference the tribe squabbled over whether this intrusi...
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Funny story: Hollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz

Hollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD -- David Boreanaz (pronounced "bore your anus") was born into show business. His father, Dave, was the host of a children's TV show, Drop Zone, on which his then-pregnant wife, travel agent Patsy, gave birth to their son during a commercial break. David has two older sisters, Booby and Breast. Like his siblings, David is of an Italian scent. Despite a degree in filmmaking,...
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Funny story: Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

MAPLE LEAF, CANUCKA - Among the most unhygienic people in the world, Canucks think nothing of using public swimming pools as their personal urinals. A recent study of two pools of different sizes indicated that a 220,000-gallon pool contained...
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Funny story: Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Being a numeric genius has its advantages, and unfortunately, too, its disadvantages

Jarred T. Thistlewind was always the last person to show up for the party. He was also the last guy to show up for work, and to stand idly by at the bus stop on the corner of Courier Street and Phelps Avenue on his way to work, and he was even two weeks late to wish his wife of seven years a "Happy Anniversary" greeting on April 8, along with a bottle of Pinot noir, which they always drank in bed...
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Funny story: Ryan Urges Trump to Resign

Ryan Urges Trump to Resign

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has urged President Trump to resign, according to people close to him. "It is much easier for our members to be the party in opposition than it is to govern," the Speaker reportedly told the President. "As the part...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!

Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. It is time for the reporter of the world famous we...
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Funny story: Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...
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Funny story: Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

NEW YORK--The long running morning show Fox and Fiends announced today that it is welcoming, as its new morning co-host, Satan, the Commander-in-Chief of Hell. Enthused Steve Doocy about the new co-host: "We're really excited to have Satan as our...
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Funny story: Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

Obama Declares Martial Law--President Trump Furious

After the Trump administration floundered in it's first hundred days, former President Obama decided to declare martial law in the US. In response, a livid President Trump tweeted with plans for an invasion of Obama's headquarters in Jamaica. "...
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Funny story: Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Hollywood - During the third episode of the current Bachelorette series last evening, one of the men in the final group of 16 contestants, still in the competition after three rose ceremonies, has come forward with a shocking confession in a conversa...
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Funny story: Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz: I just wanted you to know that the day after you spoke out about health insurance for low income Americans, I cancelled my order for a new iPhone 7. Not only that, but I got together with the other tenants in my apartment building, and persuaded them to cancel their orders for new iPhones. And without any further urging from me, they voted to a man to cancel all out...
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Funny story:  ACLU pushback: "Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim, take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis."

 ACLU pushback: "Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim, take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis."

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today they are embarking on a grass roots effort to..."Make America Whole Again. Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim and take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis, is a grass roots effort to get citizens involve...
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Funny story: President Trump issues apology

President Trump issues apology

WASHINGTON D.C.- In a move that no one expected, a unprecedented move that is now reaching legendary status, President of the United States of America Donald Trump apologized. Thousands were invited to the speech, many of whom are people the Presiden...
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Funny story: Latest Trump Tweet: Obama Shot JFK

Latest Trump Tweet: Obama Shot JFK

After Snoop Dogg refused to apologize for a video in which he shoots a clown faced President Trump with a marijuana gun, Trump then attacked Barrack Obama and accused the former president of shooting president John F Kennedy. Trump sparked the lat...
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Funny story: German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

German Shepard Puppies Commit Suicide After Receiving Names From a Toddler

Colorado Springs (Denver Post): Four German Shepard puppies apparently committed suicide yesterday after their owner allowed her two and a half year old toddler to name the dogs. All four puppies jumped out an open window, ran six blocks, and threw...
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Funny story: Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency

Obama Admits He Booby-Trapped The Presidency

Former president Barrack Obama finally broke cover and confessed to Access Hollywood corespondent Jill Martin that he engineered many of the problems plaguing President Trump. "The Michael Flynn scandal, Obamacare entrenchment, The FBI wire taps--...
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Funny story: Keith Richards builds a rollercoaster in his shed

Keith Richards builds a rollercoaster in his shed

Ageing drug-addled rocker Keith Richards has announced the opening of an "exhilarating theme-park ride" in his garden shed. Richards, 94, held a brief press conference this afternoon. Tickets would be available in exchange for hard drugs, and cust...
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Funny story: Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in Sturgeon's words, "...material change of circumstances br...
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Funny story: Scotland invaded by hoards of English refugees seeking asylum!

Scotland invaded by hoards of English refugees seeking asylum!

Scottish border authorities are being overrun by English refugees hoping to escape the "madness"! Nicola Sturgeon has ordered Scottish bricklayers, dressed in kilts of course, to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, hoping the "wind will blow high, laddie" so...
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Funny story: Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Six Trump Supporters Locked In Their Car For Three Hours

Washington D.C. (The Daily Beast): Six supporters of President Donald Trump are recovering after being locked in their car for three hours this morning. They were rescued by a 90 year old African-American lesbian who was walking by and noticed two o...
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Funny story: Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Donald Trump, worried about his lack of support from Democrats in his attempt to repeal and replace ObamaCare, invited Senator Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, to meet with him in the Oval Office so...
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Funny story: Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

A lorry of 300 moth-ridden suits bound for the UK has been seized by customs officials in Calais. Investigators were surprised to find that the cheap garments were destined for the wardrobe of Nigel Farage, who famously wears a different grey suit ev...
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Funny story: No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

No Kidding: FBI Cracks Down on Fake News… Seriously

Washington, DC … America is drowning in an ocean of fake news. Misinformation, in the form of inaccurate tweets, posts, and quotes are confusing public debate and running the American political system off the rails. Fortunately, Government hacker...
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Funny story: Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...
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Funny story: Aunt Beru found in Peru

Aunt Beru found in Peru

A woman in Peru has announced that she is actually Aunt Beru from the first Star Wars film. The news has come as a surprise to nerds and film buffs everywhere, as not only was Beru killed by Stormtroopers on the orders of Darth Vader, but she is a fi...
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Funny story: Town Suspicious Of Man's Fancy Shirt

Town Suspicious Of Man's Fancy Shirt

DEVILS LAKE, ND - Reporting flagrant use of paisley and too many colors, residents of this quiet resort town have raised alarm at the bold fashion statement made by recent transplant Steven Hoey, seen last night wearing the flamboyant shirt. Local w...
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Funny story: Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

Queen Serves Trump a Cease and Desist Order

London, England The Queen sent a strong message overseas today as she sent the man she calls a "raconteur," a cease-and-desist order to stop contacting her about using one of the royal castles for his family to stay in while visiting. The Queen se...
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Funny story: Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Dutch society is leading the way forward to reunite the somewhat distraught European Union. All of Europe was looking towards the Dutch, very flat countryside yesterday, in the hope they could adopt many of their very liberal, lovely, and quite uniqu...
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Funny story: Man amputates foot: no need to match sox

Man amputates foot: no need to match sox

"It came to me one Sunday afternoon awhile back" said Martin Duffy of the Kingsbridge section of the Bronx "when I finished a load of laundry and started spreading the goddam socks around on my kitchen table, like I've done hundreds of times before"...
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Funny story: Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Trump Fires the FBI and National Security Agency For Investigating Him

Washington, DC President Trump's Press Aide Sean Spicer announced that President Trump had just created 62,372 jobs in one day, a new record! "President Trump, when he learned that the FBI and NSA had the audacity to investigate him for his Russia...
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Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...
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Funny story: Remembering Bill Clinton

Remembering Bill Clinton

We have seen him grow in his eight years in office. He has matured through age and grown in our hearts. With that ever charming smile, he can catch your heart in a twinkle. He is the man, the myth, the legend, and our most favorite president. William "Bill" Clinton has been known to have a touch with women, just ask Monica Lewinsky if you don't agree with us! It is the very reason he w...
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Funny story: Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...
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Funny story: Salesman Le Client movie

Salesman Le Client movie

'Death of a Salesman' is a play written by Arthur Miller. It won the 1949 Pulitzer Prize. This title has been high jacked by a fraudulent filmmaker. He calls his film in English 'The Salesman' and in French '.'The Client! Among Iranians, fraud, deep-rooted, is highly valued. In doubt? Read Nature Science Magazine to see how many top ranking Iranian and so-called scientists/ officials have ille...
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Funny story: Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement

'FM 6-0 Commander and Staff Organization and Operations', is a US Army field manual, formerly inaccessible to public, but now it is. FM 6-0 was intended as a planning tool for battalion sized units and larger. It seems the book has rendered itself obsolete. The reason is obvious: conventional warfare is not foreseeable in near future. In 1970s, we used to find passages in publication as to the...
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Funny story: What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?

In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke. What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like they were game shows (aren't they anyway?)? Maybe the results would be something like this: KING FOR...
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