Funny story: Bed allegedly commits assault

Bed allegedly commits assault

[PP] -- As a man lie sleeping in his bed Monday night, his bed allegedly assaulted him. After calling 911 about the incident, the man was admitted into Area Hospital for treatment. According to doctors, he suffered lacerations to his legs and rectum...
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Funny story: Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, former FBI Director James Comey swore under oath that he believes President Trump's albino raccoon hairpiece must have been wired during their private meeting last mon...
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Funny story: Women's Groups want Rapeseed Renamed

Women's Groups want Rapeseed Renamed

[PP] -- Major women's rights organizations want rapeseed renamed to prevent what they see as trivializing rape. Women First spokeswoman, Connie Lingus, says, "It's impossible for a plant to be raped. How can a plant know the horror of a crime that's...
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Funny story: May may have to hang if she meets DUP's demands!

May may have to hang if she meets DUP's demands!

The world is still in shock after last week's election results in the UK (The World meaning UK's pea minded vision that Brittania still rules the waves). Now Mrs May needs to lunge into bed with the DUP, a Northern Irish party of jurassics. Of cours...
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Funny story: The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

The Imp condemn Tambo Rooka

Space News- A 20-year-old Imp from the planet Kangaroo has been sentenced to twenty years hard labor by a court, following the conviction on charges he insulted the prophet Hooter and his wives on Social-Media, officials said Tuesday. Hazmat is th...
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Funny story: Green Haired Girl Sues School District

Green Haired Girl Sues School District

Amanda Jenkins only wants one thing, and that is to be able to attend school. However, that presents a challenge for her. Jenkins was born with green hair. "Amanda was born with a difference in how her hair follicles use minerals such as titanium...
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Funny story: An Unassuming Proposition: Teach Gangs to Shoot Straight

An Unassuming Proposition: Teach Gangs to Shoot Straight

The near-fatal shooting of a small child in Compton last week, hit by a stray bullet intended for someone else, was only the most recent in a long list of similar unintentional shootings of innocent victims. This nation has had more than enough fune...
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