There were 230 spoof news stories published in January 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: The 14,000-year-old Cave Etchings in Spain: Back to the Future?

The 14,000-year-old Cave Etchings in Spain: Back to the Future?

Plenty of animals depicted in the etchings, of course. But that's not all. Analysis of the etchings provided some surprises. Here are a few of them: -- Renditions, at various stages of development, of the recently completed (FINALLY!) Second Avenue Subway in NYC. -- Flying thingies that resemble drones. -- An Amazon bookstore. -- A woman's pantsuit with the initials 'HC' on the collar...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

Donald Trump's Start-Up Company, Kentucky Klepto*Graph, to Save Struggling Kentucky Town

OLE PLAYING POSSUM, Ky. - Donald Trump is starting up a small industry in this small Kentucky town, once a coal mining center for the local area. About a decade ago, 300 high-paying coal mining jobs were lost here and the small village has seen bette...
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Funny story: Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism

Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...
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Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...
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Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...
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Funny story: Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...
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Funny story: Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"

Neurologist: Millions Afflicted With "Tweetism"

Hundreds of Millions of people around the globe have a new modern illness called Diminished Intellectual Capacity and Knowledge Starvation or DICKS for short. Tweetism, however seems to be the popular handle for the newly named illness, and as the na...
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Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...
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Funny story: To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

To avoid conflicts of interest, Donald Trump tweets he will move all his businesses to Russia

NEW YORK, N.Y. - In a nebulous correspondence sent from his cell phone via Twitter at 3:13 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2017, Donald Trump tweeted: I will be moving each and every one of my businesses from the USA and other countries to Russia. Althou...
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Funny story: American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...
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Funny story: Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Bitcoin is now edible and selling like hot cakes. Bitcoin is an Internet currency sensation worth $1000 per Bitcoin. It can now be converted into little bits of gold plated chocolate coins. "Each Bitcoin is worth ten chocolate bits, which are...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

President Elect Donald Trump has said he will cut the budget for superhero insurance after January 20th. For years, individuals such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the long forgotten Goat Boy have been destroying large areas of downtown Gotha...
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Funny story: Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...
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Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...
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Funny story: Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Transylvania Tourism Booms Since Melania Trump Was Recalled

Since news broke that First Lady Melania Trump was reanimated from the dead in Transylvania, thousands of people have flocked to the area to sight see and to take a tour of Cryotech Re-animators, Melania Trump's birthplace. Most affected is the to...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...
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Funny story: 70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

70 year old US man robs bank to escape his missus!

Mr Lawrence Ripple (Name not changed for legal reasons; this story is just so ridiculous it's true!) from Kansas, USA, decided to rob a local bank; not because he was destitute, bankrupt or just wanted to escape Trump bullshit, no! He robbed the b...
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Funny story: Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban, Meanwhile Business Quadruples

In the face of President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and sellers of Mexican beer. Reached by phone, Molly Snipes, CEO of Molotov distributors in Denver, talked to this reporter about the...
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Funny story: Scottish Football's Last Chance

Scottish Football's Last Chance

The swivelling bowel of corruption that is FIFA has farted out it's newest half baked after birth covered idea. The world cup will be expanded to 48 teams. The declaration which was nailed onto the drawbridge at fortress FIFA read that by 2022, like...
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Funny story: Supreme court to hear "Move the N in Wednesday to before the D" argument

Supreme court to hear "Move the N in Wednesday to before the D" argument

The seemingly interminable battle to have the letter N in Wednesday move to its more appropriate position before the D will now go to the Supreme Court. this has angered many in Britain's Parliament who have suggested sanctions against the United St...
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Funny story: Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars

Pot Farmers Dream Of Growing A Crop On Mars

Hi-tech potheads in California want to be the first people to farm on Mars, and farmer Tad Hope is ready to take on the mission. Hope, a vocal proponent of the Green Mars movement, has posted numerous videos of his concept and test farm in Cedar K...
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Funny story: Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Washington, DC President Trump gave a press conference to announce that he had signed an executive order permitting him to control future space exploration, and to stake legal claims to anything found. "I don't think it's unfair to give the perso...
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Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...
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Funny story: Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...
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Funny story: Woman loses job in high-end retail store for not being a big enough bitch

Woman loses job in high-end retail store for not being a big enough bitch

Beverly Hills - 23-year-old Amanda Carlisle has lost her job in a luxury lingerie store for failing to be bitchy enough to the customers. "Amanda did great in the interview," said supervisor Claire Marshall, "but once she hit the floor it became...
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Funny story: Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children

Witch Uses Gluten Free House to Entrap Children

Her walkway is lined with sugarless candy canes and her lawn is covered over with gluten free danishes. With the sides of her house made of non trans fat chicken fingers, a roof full of diet doughnuts and windows of sugarless sugar, the dimwitted wi...
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Funny story: Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Texas Instruments introduces the Wife's Calculator

Jenn Swenson V.P. of business development for Texas Instruments Inc. has brought to market a product that many people feel existed already. The Wife's Calculator is 99% a regular calculator, it adds, subtract, multiplies, divides, works percentages,...
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Funny story: "Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

"Pussy Riot" to Perform at Trump's Inauguration

Given the reluctance of bleeding heart tree hugging American artsy musicians to perform at the inauguration of their newly elected Dear Leader, Washington staffers have booked the Russian punk band "Pussy Riot" to headline at the event. Russian pr...
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Funny story: 400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

400 Lb. Man In Parents Basement Confesses To Hacking DNC

Surprising everyone but Donald Trump, a man in Lakewood, Colorado, has admitted that he is the one who hacked into the DNC during the 2016 presidential campaign. Showing just how prescient Donald Trump's prediction was of who the hacker might be,...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...
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Funny story: Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Melania Trump Files For Divorce

Donald Trump has set precedent after precedent on his way to the White House, now it seems he will be the first sitting president to get a divorce. According to a close friend of the First Lady, Melania Trump cited Donald's womanizing and bullyin...
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Funny story: The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

The world awaits a clash of fallen Titans not hoping for a Phoenix to rise from the ashes!

Manchester, Sunday 15th on January, sees two once titanic giants clash in a Theater of Dreams, or a nightmare for one, depending who wins and loses this monumental battle. The crowns of these two giants has slipped drastically in recent years, but...
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Funny story: Trump eyes Moon

Trump eyes Moon

In a shock revelation President-elect Mr Trump, has revealed his plans to launch an attack on the moon. "It's a beautiful place, truly, wonderful place, and it should belong to the greatest country on earth - America". He goes on to explain that A...
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Funny story: New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Los Angeles, CA The Berkeley Research Panel released a poll which revealed that most Americans, sick and tired of Trump's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, voted for Trump simply because they figured it would keep him too busy to run more programs.
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Funny story: Worthless celebrity robbed at gunpoint in Paris!

Worthless celebrity robbed at gunpoint in Paris!

Visiting Paris in fashion week seems to be slightly more difficult for worthless celebs these days, even they get robbed at gunpoint! Rather boring, quite useless celeb (apart from flashing her butt and married to another waste of space rapper cal...
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Funny story: What the Swiss are Missing

What the Swiss are Missing

When we think of Switzerland, what springs to mind? Our imagination fills with a plethora, of awesome, sweeping, giant ice-capped mountains, with deep forested, green valleys, strewn with little log havens. Men stuck up mountains, blowing each other'...
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Funny story: Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Marco Polo Banned from All Disney Resorts

Orlando, FL - Disney announced today that it has banned Marco Polo from its resorts and has banned anyone on a Disney resort property from even mentioning the name. The press release by Disney states, "Marco Polo takes over our pool area. The nam...
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Funny story: State visit of King of Timbuktu difficult for Queen!

State visit of King of Timbuktu difficult for Queen!

British PM, Theresa May and her dope Foreign Minister, BOJO Johnson have asked the Queen to accept a visit from the king of Timbuktu this year. However, the Queen whilst sitting on her private throne and reading The Daily Star (Which others wipe thei...
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Funny story: Dad Caught Dabbing on Video

Dad Caught Dabbing on Video

Englewood, NJ - A local dad has issued a public apology to his family after being caught dabbing on camera. The father of two teenage children did not realize his iPhone was recording his movements. The father then inadvertently released the video...
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Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...
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Funny story: Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Now That Trump is President, Canada Wants a Wall Too

Ottawa, Canada Legislators in Canada's Parliament voted in favor of erecting a wall on the U.S./Canada border. "We have so many illegal immigrants trying to get into Canada from the United States that we feel the only way to stem the tide is to bu...
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Funny story: My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...
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Funny story: Amazon is totally judging you

Amazon is totally judging you

Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals

Bill Cosby Pitches New Show With Cute, Furry Animals

Beleaguered comedian Bill Cosby is pitching a new show to NBC, the network that scored big on running his show in the early 1990s. "Since NBC is ignoring my calls and my agent told me right before he quit that I have an 'image' problem, I thought...
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Funny story: Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

The new US government has bowed to the demands of their President and instead of holding their annual Water-Boarding World Championship at Guantanamo Bay, it will now take place in the dungeons of Trump Tower, NY. All leading countries have been...
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Funny story: Google announces the householder-less house

Google announces the householder-less house

Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...
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Funny story: "Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
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Funny story: Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work

Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work

Seattle, WA - With 2017 in full swing, satirist Richard Collins is looking forward to another year of not making any money from writing articles for a minuscule audience. "It's really exciting," said the 42-year-old office worker. "January's no...
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Funny story: Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

Laid off Ringling Brothers Clowns Adding To More Scary Clown Sightings

The Greatest show on earth, the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, will be ending after 5,421 years in existance. The circus' inception occurred in England shortly after the creation of Stonehenge when P.T. Barnum convinced the druids to...
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Funny story: Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

Mormon Tabernacle Choir Wraps Up Tour of Quebec

"The French Canadians are quite friendly," said choir director Brigham Smith in a press release, "and we were generally well received, but some of our interactions with the Quebecois were rather puzzling, to say the least." "For instance, can som...
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Funny story: Tweason Becomes 2017 Most Popular Word

Tweason Becomes 2017 Most Popular Word

Tis the season for tweason. Donald Trump, who has already changed the game in U.S. presidential politics, is now engaging in acts that lead to new words. Trump's latest tweets have coined the new word "tweason", which means the act by a U.S. public figure to disparage America and to embrace a foe by a tweet. Tweason has already become the most popular new word of 2017. Trump's recent...
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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...
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Funny story: Golden Showers, Orange Complexion: Donald Urine Trouble

Golden Showers, Orange Complexion: Donald Urine Trouble

Pissgate, as some are calling the US President's first big scandal, may be the cause of the president's orange face and skin color, not overuse of spray tan. As creepy and hilarious as it sounds, the story started when Canadian super spy Jeb Madso...
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Funny story: French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

French ban Coca Cola refills because it causes too many "Qui Qui's!"

France has decided to ban all unlimited refills of fizzy, sugar filled soft drinks because their sewerage system is overloaded and rats swimming in the sewers are becoming obese (those above ground too)! French dentists have also complained to the...
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Funny story: Malaysian Flight MH370 Finally Found in Man's Basement

Malaysian Flight MH370 Finally Found in Man's Basement

Doomed Malaysian Airlines flight MH370, missing since March of 2014, has finally been found in a Clearwater, Florida man's basement. The flight consisting of 12 crew members and 277 passengers was thought to have crash landed in the Indian Ocean som...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Funny story: Tit controls at European airports cause embarrassment for female passengers!

Tit controls at European airports cause embarrassment for female passengers!

Women entering some major European airports are being pulled aside by customs and security officers for a "tit control!" The controls were introduced because many women entering European countries from the Far East were carrying pumps for milking...
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Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
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Funny story: Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...
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Funny story: Global warming threatens freezing Europe!

Global warming threatens freezing Europe!

After years of warming up, the globe has proven once again that advocates of desert doom all are right, by freezing half of Europe! From Reykjavik to Istanbul layers upon layers of snow and ice have been causing chaos as European inhabitants come...
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Funny story: Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office. The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had...
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Funny story: Liberal Doctors Give Hernia Patient Full Sex Re-assignment Surgery

Liberal Doctors Give Hernia Patient Full Sex Re-assignment Surgery

Alvin Benton checked into Baltimore Surgical Hospital for a routine hernia repair and woke up 14 hours later to find he had undergone a sex change operation and is now physically a woman. A team of five surgeons led by Dr. Chopra Wienerhoff perfor...
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Funny story: Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th. The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand N...
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Funny story: Fake the Nation: A User's Guide

Fake the Nation: A User's Guide

Brooklyn, New York - - Back in olden times, when schools were schools and teachers were respected, no one needed to explain the difference between so-called fake news and insightful satire. But these days, citizens are too busy tweaking their Facebook mugshots to make time for critical thinking. In fact, most can't distinguish the difference between con games and cosmetics. This mini guide...
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Funny story: Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win

Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win

Donald Trump continues to pedal the theory that fraudulent illegal alien voters cost him the popular vote in the presidential election. Now, the man who predicted Donald Trump would win the election says, it was not illegal aliens, but space aliens that tipped the US election in Trump's favor. I talked to Tony Fife at his compound in Gaslight, Nevada, where he and others like him are prepar...
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Funny story: Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
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Funny story: Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prolific dropper of faux pas, Prince Philip will be giving the young whipper-snapper Donald Trump lessons in how to offend the most people in the shortest amount of time, it has been revealed. Famed through-out the world for being culturally cluel...
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Funny story: US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

US Senate To Investigate Recent Rash Of Feminist Crotch Grabbing Incidents

After a topless feminist protester grabbed President Trump by the crotch while he was visiting a wax museum in Madrid, Spain, a wave of copycat attacks have plagued men who are caught alone in elevators, offices and public places. As the attacks...
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Funny story: Goebbels secretary joins her boss in heaven!

Goebbels secretary joins her boss in heaven!

Brunhilde Pomsel, better known as Josef Goebbels secretary has left the planet and in her final words said; "Josef was a sehr gut Boss!" Through her life she denied knowing anything about six million Jews being gassed in concentration camps? She c...
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Funny story: Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Trump To Destroy Scientific Data

Nine members of Trump's transition team do not believe in climate change and all cabinet appointments that deal with global warming do not believe in it. Furthermore appointments to government agencies that deal with climate change are climate chang...
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Funny story: CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013.  The words "golden shower" were in the repor...
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Funny story: Penguin Awareness Day

Penguin Awareness Day

People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
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Funny story: Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...
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Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...
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Funny story: Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...
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Funny story: President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump sparked worldwide protests again this weekend when he signed off on an order that replaces Pope Francis with controversial faith healing preacher Benny Hinn. The president signed the order with a huge Sharpie that ironically made h...
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Funny story: Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

It has been revealed by Trumps' public relations team that Xenu, who according to Scamatology texts, infected the human race with "body thetans" approximately 75 million years ago. Just a few days after Christmas, Xenu managed to escape from the electronic mountain trap in the Pyrenees that had held him for approximately 75 million years. Looking for Earth's leader, he came to Trump Tower to me...
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Funny story: Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

BILLINGSGATE POST: In any story playing off Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner, I have agreed to implement the same rules as those governing encounters between these two characters and apply them to Vladimir E Coyote and the Trump Runner, so help me God. THE RULES: RULE 1. THE TRUMP RUNNER CANNOT HARM VLADIMIR COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM VLADIMIR C...
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Funny story: How To Be Likable

How To Be Likable

We all want to be popular. Unfortunately, we don't all have the face of popularity. Likability, now that's something we can all achieve. And with these four easy steps to follow, you'll be likable in no time! 1. Have a sense of humor. If you don't have one, immediately after saying something, stare at the listener (preferably a stranger) in the eyes and say in a low voice, "You're supposed to b...
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Funny story: Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump Tower - Our source Roger Rock, long time advisor to Trump, revealed today to reporters as he came out of the elevator at Trump Towers, that he failed to moderate Trumps Moslem policies. In fact he revealed the first act of the new POTUS will b...
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Funny story: Pretty Girl in Convenience Store Wanted Banging

Pretty Girl in Convenience Store Wanted Banging

There was much excitement in a Bangkok convenience store at the weekend when it became clear that one of the assistants working behind the counter was being 'rather too friendly' with one of the customers. The incident, which took place in the Cen...
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Funny story: Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...
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Funny story: Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!

Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!

The  Associated Press is reporting this morning that a new organization calling itself, The Piece Corps, has blossomed in a matter of days to hundreds of cities across the US and has chapters in Europe, China, Mexico and the Middle East. The repor...
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Funny story: Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

Comedy Writers Plan Their Own March On Washington

After millions of people staged weeks of protests against President Trump, comedians decided to organize their own march on Washington. President Trump has been God's gift to comedy since he first announced his candidacy, but things haven't been s...
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Funny story: Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

Chivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study Finds

NEW YORK, NY - Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact, still alive. Originally a set of principles for medieval knights, chivalry had, in more recent centuries lead...
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Funny story: Time is a Changing - Scientists claim an instant is now shorter

Time is a Changing - Scientists claim an instant is now shorter

The length of an instant has just become shorter, according to scientists. Researchers in Austria and Germany measured the smallest time interval recorded, and found it lasted a ten million billionth of a second. It's about ten times shorter than the...
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Funny story: Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Trump's Face To Be On Mt Rushmore

Donald Trump has announced that his next plan is to have his visage sculpted onto Mt. Rushmore. A 60-foot-tall replica of Trump's face will join George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln, making his the fifth sc...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Bosses at Columbia Records have said that Pink Floyd, the pioneering British rock band, are to have their seminal 1979 studio album 'The Wall' re-released in Mexico. The album, the group's eleventh, has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide,...
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Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...
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Funny story: Melania Trump's White House Tour

Melania Trump's White House Tour

Investigative Discovery, Melania's favorite channel, was asked to host the tour that Melania wanted to give the nation of what she calls is the "New White House." "Yes, thank you" started Melania. "The first I noticed upon first looking was how old everything was. Those were the first things I got rid of. The help would be "that's been here since the Jefferson administration" and I'd be like, e...
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Funny story: Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month

Besides eliminating the new all gender bathrooms in the White House, Steve Bannon's decorator is having the old Whites Only and Colored designations painted on the bathroom doors. Because the redecorating was announced during Black History Month,...
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Funny story: Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers

CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...
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Funny story: New Trump Hire to Inspire Goverment Bureaucracy.

New Trump Hire to Inspire Goverment Bureaucracy.

Washington, DC -- Barney Bard, who once held a position of Professor Emeritus at the now defunct Trump University, is following Mr. Trump to the White House. "Mr. Bard," said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Mr. Trump, "will be this Administration'...
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Funny story: Someone no-one remembers shocked to see his auto-biography in the Christmas sales

Someone no-one remembers shocked to see his auto-biography in the Christmas sales

Ernie Goodman, a faded celebrity comedian,model, singer, whatever was shocked to see his auto-biography - A Goodman Is Hard To Find in the WH Smiths sale in Basingstoke. Goodman, who wrote the esteemed, never reviewed tome with a ghost writer and...
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Funny story: Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...
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Funny story: To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...
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Funny story: Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Through the majority of his campaign, Donald Trump fired up much his supporters with vows to undo many of defining policies of President Obama's administration, policies such as Obamacare, international agreements, & not jailing Hillary Clinton.
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