There were 163 spoof news stories published in February 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
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Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
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Funny story: Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...
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Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...
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Funny story: Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Come back, come back, wherever you are. The feeling of abandonment has set in with the citizens of the United States. That is, the practical wise thinking citizens who wish to get along with people. They don't want an Emmy or an Oscar, they just want...
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Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...
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Funny story: The Blacklist Spoiler

The Blacklist Spoiler

Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
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Funny story: Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Man converts mailbox into recycle bin

Norm Johnson of Milwaukee Wisconsin has retrofitted his mail box to be his recyclable bin. "Basically I just cut the bottom out of my mailbox at the foot of my drive way and rolled my recycle bin underneath it." Letter carrier Irene Shephe...
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Funny story: Trump to moon the Moon

Trump to moon the Moon

Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
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Funny story: Bacon Butties in the US more expensive than caviar!

Bacon Butties in the US more expensive than caviar!

The American love affair with bacon has caused a major crisis in the piggy industry because there aint enough piggies to be slaughtered to keep up with demand! Bacon Butties smothered with Daddies Sauce, a specialized product exported from the UK...
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Funny story: Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Physicist Breaks the Law of Conservation of Mass with Socks

Ed, a physicist at Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, says he's found the next ground breaking theory in physics. He claims he has found evidence disproving the law of conservation of mass with socks. The law of conservation of mass...
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Funny story: Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

UNNAMED LOCATION - An unnamed president furthered his or her unnamed fight against unnamed news organizations at an unnamed conference on a recent unnamed day. The unnamed president criticized use of unnamed sources for news and declared that whenev...
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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Funny story: 2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

2020 Olympics To Feature Wall Climb Competition

For the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo, teams will compete to climb a replica of the soon to be built wall on the US/Mexico border. The Japanese and Hungarian teams are early favorites for the brand new sport that will have it's first competition y...
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Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Funny story: Headteacher defends school uniform stance

Headteacher defends school uniform stance

A headteacher in Lancashire has defended sending pupils home from school because their skirts were not short enough, saying parents who did not like the strict uniform rules could choose to have their daughters educated elsewhere. Girls at Failing...
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Funny story: Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"

Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"

Washington DC - Senator Sessions got out his guitar, got together with his boys in the garage to celebrate his confirmation with a brand new set of Lyrics for "Wild Thing", reproduced below. He and the boys cranked it up so loud the swamp things got all agitated like. Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing You make everything a felony, swamp thing Swamp , I think I hate you But I wanna kno...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer to Join SNL

Sean Spicer to Join SNL

New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...
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Funny story: If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

The world is in deep mourning after a young Indonesian lady was paid a couple of measly $ Bucks to top a Kim; however having removed Kim Mark II is small consolation because the world needs Mark 1 removed not Mark II. However, there is an ancient...
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Funny story: Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview

Conor McGregor's Mom Walks In During Interview

Halfway through an interview with Doug Loquacious of the Loquacious and You talk show during which McGregor cussed out every one of his opponents and called them weak, McGregor's mom suddenly appeared on the scene and took offense for her son's actio...
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Funny story: Bao Bao the Bear is exiled to China!

Bao Bao the Bear is exiled to China!

Washington Zoo have announced the sad departure of Bao Bao, a female panda bear, after it was discovered she did not have a green card. The US government are deporting all entertainers, animal, or human who reside in the US, but whose origins are not...
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Funny story: Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar are hosting the Soccer World Cup in 2022 and are hoping that oil prices will rise sharply because the price of slaves building the necessary infra-structure has risen astronomically! Ali al-Emadi , Qatar's finance minister, has told Jaggedon...
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Funny story: Bits of Widsom from the White House

Bits of Widsom from the White House

Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following: Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert. People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks...
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Funny story: Fishing pensioner hooks up with new "Hooker" 1600 miles away!

Fishing pensioner hooks up with new "Hooker" 1600 miles away!

Aussie ageing pensioner, Ray Johnstone, went searching for a new "hooker mate" over the internet after his previous "hooking mate" passed away leaving him alone to go hooking. He felt so lonely in his fishing boat that he sent out a message via an...
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Funny story: Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship

Patriots Fighting Deportation After Renouncing US Citizenship

Several more New England Patriots have renounced their US citizenship in protest of President Trump's incendiary comments on minorities and immigrants--now they are being threatened with deportation by the president himself. Devin McCourty was th...
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Funny story: Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

Earth to Become One Giant Candyland

If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
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Funny story: MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

MLB to blindfold pitchers during intentional walks

In the wake of Major League Baseball's suggestions to shorten the length of the games by forgoing the four actual pitches thrown for an intentional walk the backlash from traditionalist fans has pressured MLB to change their stance entirely and in fa...
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Funny story: Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election

Scientist Says "Sticky" Dark Matter Influenced Presidential Election

We can't see it or measure it directly, but scientists say they can detect the decay of dark matter around the universe and on earth, especially in Washington DC. It's a new type of dark matter though that has been discovered around Washington DC,...
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Funny story: Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...
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Funny story: BREAKING NOW: LIBERALS ARE FAT AND FED UP,!! And Trump is to blame

BREAKING NOW: LIBERALS ARE FAT AND FED UP,!! And Trump is to blame

We figured out what's behind the obesity epidemic plaguing liberal woman everywhere. AND it's not what you think.. Liberal millennial women from all walks of life have decided to put their differences aside and work together seeking answers to th...
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Funny story: The Vodka Diet™!

The Vodka Diet™!

WELCOME to the website of THE VODKA DIET™! You are the 2nd visitor to this site! We at THE VODKA DIET™ are excited to bring you the information you need to attain a healthy and happy lifestyle! Are you ready to join the millions of people worldwide who have discovered the benefits of THE VODKA DIET™? Here's how to get started: First, select your short term and long t...
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Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...
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Funny story: About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket

About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket

I always liked visiting the Super Bowl Pub in Wheaton, Maryland to check in with my fellow dregs to catch up on the local news, down copious beverages, talk bull and shoot some pool. Most of all we liked to talk to our good friend and owner, John, who when he saw us playing pool mumbled: "I wish you would play darts and hit someone in the back of the head rather than ruin my good pool tables".
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Funny story: Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?

Why is the "Special One" always grumpy?

Jose Mourinho, Manchester United manager, seems to have a chip on his shoulder as big as his salary because he is always grumpy! A soccer shrink working for Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) called, Sir Blubby Blusby, has been studying...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Donald Trump Broke Out Of Mental Institution In 1965--How Trump Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

An old classmate has revealed that President Trump was sentenced to a 30 day psychiatric evaluation during his senior year at the New York Military Academy. Trump then broke out of the Ani Knaur Sanitarium in Cornwall days later with the help of his...
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Funny story: Estimates of What Will Happen to Scamatology After Davey Makemerich Makes His Exit

Estimates of What Will Happen to Scamatology After Davey Makemerich Makes His Exit

Cambridge, ENG Scholars as well as religious apologists are intensely watching the cult of Scamatology, which has been getting a flurry of attention in the media. "Many people can't help but notice that the cult is shrinking, even as it soaks his last remaining members for money to transform large buildings into Cult Castles. Then, after they dedicate the big building with a lot of people buse...
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Funny story: No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

One thing encompassing any sporting event is the non-foul call which so many claim turns the game into one teams favor over the other. These non-calls or non-fouls as they are so often referenced have been going on since the beginning of organized sp...
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Funny story: Claudio Ranieri wins "UK 2017 Sack Race"!

Claudio Ranieri wins "UK 2017 Sack Race"!

The annual national sack race that takes place in England around this time has been won by a rank outsider, Claudio Ranieri, of Italian origin, but residing in the stormy land of Leicester, UK. Previous winners, Jose Mourinho, Big Sam Allardyce, L...
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Funny story: NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes. Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,". (For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
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Funny story: Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Drake Fans Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like The Popular Star

Men, women, and even children as young as five are having the suddenly popular Drakoplasty surgery. This reporter first heard of the procedure when a family member was lamenting her lack of $30,000 so she could have the surgery. Drake, the mult...
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Funny story: Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles

Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
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Funny story: Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Studies show Trump supporters are retarded

Scientists from the University of Downton, England, have discovered that Americans who support Donald Trump have a significantly lower IQ than the average American. The news comes as little surprise to poor-basher Professor Tarquin Smythe-Wazzock, wh...
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Funny story: V.I. POO:  New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!

V.I. POO:  New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!

The major news networks are reporting today that a new product introduced to the market last fall has become a symbol of the anti Trump movement! The product is V. I. Poo. Parent company, Air Wick states in it's publicity, "The time has come to chang...
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Funny story: All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...
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Funny story: Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...
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Funny story: Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK

Ugly yellow car causes havoc in beautiful Bibury, UK

A hideous yellow colored car in England's most beautiful village, Bibury, in the Cotswolds, has been targeted by country lovers as being too ugly to drive around the streets. The owner, Peter Maddox, got his revenge by speeding up and down the mai...
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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...
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Funny story: To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!

Ozzy Osbourne admits he's not a Prince of Darkness after all!

Black Sabbath have said goodbye to their global fans for the final time in Birmingham, UK, where they originated from. During the performance Ozzy Osbourne admitted to his geriatric following; "I man not the fucking Prince of Darkness, just a born...
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Funny story: It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were we...
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Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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Funny story: Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
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Funny story: David Cassidy forgot he is demented!

David Cassidy forgot he is demented!

Seventies heart throb, regular pretty boy and quite awful singer, David Cassidy, has admitted he forgot everything he ever sung whilst performing his pop "classics" recently live in California! Sad figure, David, even admitted to his many ageing f...
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Funny story: Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

The news media is on fire this morning over President Donald Trump's midnight tweet saying he is nominating Quarterback Tom Brady for the Congressional Medal of Honor! "Tom is a hero among heroes,' tweeted Trump, "risking his life to defeat our enemi...
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Funny story: SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

SNL Donald Trump Chorus Line Planned

Celebrities are clambering at the doors to become members of the Donald Trump chorus line for the next Saturday Night Live program. With Alec Baldwin's success as Donald Trump, followed by Leslie Jones' impersonation, the chorus line was born. And...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

The flamboyant, charismatic Best Korea dictator, Kim Jong Un, who is a legend in his own mind as well at the world's greatest speaker, has shockingly announced it was the US along with many third world countries who helped him achieve building a worl...
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Funny story: Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight. With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...
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Funny story: Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer. I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview. I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
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Funny story: Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...
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Funny story: 6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know: 1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40 Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship! 2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out Don't wear...
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Funny story: 2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

2017: The Mushroom Age Is Here! - World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...
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Funny story: The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
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Funny story: People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

The Spoof and other pioneers in fake news have found their readership plummeting as serious competition has arisen from other real fake news sources. Competition has been on the rise as money motivated individuals discovered that if they fed peo...
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Funny story: Putin gets Latvia for Valentine's Day

Putin gets Latvia for Valentine's Day

The Russian Federation Annexed Latvia today in what it called "a great victory for freedom." The annexation was catalyzed by a television statement by Donald Trump that Latvia hasn't been paying its fair share in regards to NATO & that the Unite...
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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...
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Funny story: "Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

"Oh, so now fake news is a thing?" Rages Blair

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is reported to be "hugely impressed" with President Trump and his Administration using the term fake news so successfully, telling anyone who will listen that "We can still make that WMD story work". According to...
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Funny story: Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Trump Signs Another Executive Order Against Midgets

Is the pen mightier than the sword? Donald J. Trump, newly crowned POTUS, must believe so since he has been using his on a regular basis. Since banning everything from universal health care to mortgage loan assistance to the poor, from retirement a...
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Funny story: Jazzed About Jazz

Jazzed About Jazz

Jazz (the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl, not the music genre) was born in 2000 or 2001, somewhere along then. Supposedly, she's a "YouTube personality," whatever that means. She's best known for wearing rainbow-colored clothing and being a Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl. Ba Ba Wa Wa interviewed her on 20 Ditto, a television news magazine, whatever that is, broadc...
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Funny story: Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...
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Funny story: Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump picked Judge Neil Gorsuch to be his first nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sources close to Trump state that it was actually Gorsuch's last name which sealed Trump's decision rather than his distinguished re...
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Funny story: Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Spinney McGintz Gives Tips On How To Act In Court

Yo everybody, this is your good friend Spinny McGintz talking to you from Riker's Island prison where I'm spending a little vacation after holding up a burger joint with a frozen banana. Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine in my nice new orange jump suit. Today I want to explain to all of you everything you need to know about court etiquette. Believe me after spending several of days in c...
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Funny story: Canada to build wall

Canada to build wall

The county of Plunk, Pennsylvania, working with Plunk University's department of Alternate Energy is in the process of turning the county's sizable collection of Canadian Goose feces into energy that according to County President Stan Klink "will be...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody

Sean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody

Washington, DC Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer wept bitter tears as he described the utter despair and sadness he felt when he was played by Melissa McCarthy in a Saturday Night Live skit last Saturday. "It was just plain mean and they need to d...
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Funny story: President Trump Trashes Oval Office

President Trump Trashes Oval Office

White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. 'He turned over tables,' reported one source, 'upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White H...
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Funny story: "I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President

"I Should Be Able To Defend Myself In Parliment" Says US President

US President Trump demanded an audience with Parliment after PM Theresa May banned his hair from entering the UK. Reacting angrily in a series of Tweets, he bashed May and the 1.8 million petition signers who called for a ban on Trump. "I shoul...
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Funny story: Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

After mulling over a petition signed by over 1.7 million citizens to bar US President Donald Trump from traveling to the UK, the PM instead banned Donald Trump's hair from the UK. While it's long been rumoured that Boris Johnson's hair is an alien...
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Funny story: America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

America's Newest Heroes: After Tragic Burning, Willem Defoe & Denis Leary Donate Faces to Kellyanne Conway for Transplant...

We've all seen the videos. The press conference. When America's newest sweetheart, Kellyanne Conway's pants suddenly, and shockingly, burst into flames during a discussion about "facts". The most popular of these youtube videos is titled "why-are...
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Funny story: Is there a talent for being evil

Is there a talent for being evil

Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned? Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever. Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil. Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust, hate, je...
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Funny story: Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!

Eurovision Song Contest banned for health reasons!

The annual dodo show that sweeps the feet of millions in Europe away has been banned (There is a God after all)! The organisers, EBU, have admitted the terrible music, groups, singers and transvestites participating are a health hazard to those milli...
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Funny story: Russian billionaire forced in a rowing boat after his super yacht is impounded in Gibralter!

Russian billionaire forced in a rowing boat after his super yacht is impounded in Gibralter!

Russian Billionaire, Andrey Melnichenko, hit the Rock of Gibralter last week in his super-yacht, and British customs patrolling the rock decided to impound the thing and offered Mr. Melnichenko a ride in a local rowing boat! After hearing that the...
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Funny story: Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ginger Feels Satisfaction at C = -2?

Ethan, a local ginger, felt happy for the first time in his life. During a Systems and Signals Bio-engineering class, Ethan was doing a partial fraction decomposition problem. He figured out C was equal to -2 and felt instant satisfaction. "I was...
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Funny story: State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

State Department Confused About Extreme Vetting Agency Maternity Leaves Through The Roof

The U.S. State Department has asked the Trump Administration for clarification on the development of a new Extreme Immigration policy. Since Donald Trump has taken office State Department officials have been working hard at revamping current refugee...
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Funny story: CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

CIA Says Mar-a-Lago Is A Rat's Nest Of Spies And Russian Operatives

President Trump made a newlywed couple famous by crashing their wedding party while he was simultaneously hosting a foreign leader and dealing with another North Korean missile launch. The wedding couple was later exposed as a pair of Russian spies.
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Funny story: Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...
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Funny story: Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...
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Funny story: Mosquitoes - The Mini-Me's Of Vampires

Mosquitoes - The Mini-Me's Of Vampires

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense as they flit about having the wiles to dodge the hand raised in self defense. Their form combines all the elements of dark, loathsome things combined- a hunchback like he of Notre Dame fa...
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Funny story: Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Tragedy struck Washington D.C. today as journalists witnessed General Michael Flynn get thrown under the bus by Sean Spicer. No one was able to stop it. Flynn was new to his position as National Security Advisor, having served only 24 days. Spicer...
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Funny story: Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.-The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to make less infamous those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando La...
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Funny story: There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

There Is Definitely A "T" In Trump

Donald Trump revealed in a recent interview that he believes he is not only doing a fantastic job as the newly appointed Commander in Chief but that his early success is being drastically overlooked. "Not only am I excelling as President of the Unit...
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Funny story: Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...
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Funny story: Leading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands

Leading Entertainers Put Hugely Successful Careers at Risk with Political Stands

The recent spotlight on popular singer Joy Villa, who wore a Trump themed dress to the Grammy Awards, is a reminder that a number of top recording artists, actors and other entertainers have exposed their skyrocketing careers to huge risk by getting...
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Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...
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Funny story: "My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

"My friend Cayla" dolls are reincarnated "Chucky's!"

Parents in Germany have been told to destroy their daughter's "My Friend Cayla" dolls and they must use silver bullets through the heart otherwise the dolls could come back and haunt them "Chucky" style! It seems as though the makers of the dolls...
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Funny story: Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

Walking Dead Zombies Responsible For 3,000,000 Illegal Votes Cast by Dead People - Trump Allegations Vindicated.

There had been much debate about Donald Trump's completely unsubstantiated claims that three million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election. This claim was brought up by the press corps (no pun intended) ad nauseum, as well as their questi...
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Funny story: Keep Pushing That Truck

Keep Pushing That Truck

Back in the day a bunch of us used to hang out at a bar called the Super Bowl Pub in Wheaton, Maryland. The Super Bowl Pub was a nice dive bar which drew the most unsavory of clientele of which we were proud to be a part of. Actually we were so unsavory every other bar in town wouldn't have us except for the Super Bowl Pub. We liked to always point this fact out to the owner, John, who would si...
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