There were 135 spoof news stories published in August 2017. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: "Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

"Shit happens" literally as California burglar leaves his DNA in the bog!

In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work! A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...
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Funny story: Aussie thief gets nicked getting pissed on duty!

Aussie thief gets nicked getting pissed on duty!

Aussies, renowned for their drinking habits and boozing all other competitors under the table, especially Brits, have now been found out not to be quite such Spartanic boozers! A well known boozing burglar in Esperance, West Australia, broke into...
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Funny story: Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

The Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year, a prestigious prize for prize jokers hoping to jump on the stage at the jokers UK mecca, The Apollo, are cracking up but, not cracking too many show-stoppers! The winning joke was about the glorious GB Pound,...
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Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...
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Funny story: Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist Edgar Blyton, not his real name, came close to accidentally publishing a true story last week in Illustrated Lies Magazine. "It's not that I intended to write the truth" the fake Blyton said, "I was in the middle of writing some...
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Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...
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Funny story: Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...
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Funny story: German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"

German budget supermarket goes "Underwear Transgender!"

It seems there is no letting up in today's modern world of sexual freedom and a German budget giant supermarket has decided to jump on the "Anything Goes Parade" by launching a brand new range of underwear for him and her and her and him! Their la...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Just because he can't call an American Nazi a terrorist, or a white supremest a terrorist, the World International Society of Psychiatry and Stability, announced that they do not believe that Donald Trump's bone spurs, (the same bone spurs that secur...
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Funny story: Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

Civil War Monuments are uprooting themselves and fleeing the onslaught of the Neo-Nazis

After the recent Charlottesville massacre many civil war monuments have decided to pack up camp and make a run ahead of the waves of Neo-Nazis. It appears even the blood lust slavers of the Old South can't stand the odor of the new wave of US Neo-Na...
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Funny story: Australians asked to vote on what century it is

Australians asked to vote on what century it is

The Australian government will issue a postal plebiscite (kind of a questionnaire for plebs) to ask Australians to vote on what the date is. Dogged by claims of being out of touch, Prime Minister Malarkey Bullshite indicated in federal parliament...
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Funny story: Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Way back in the 1960's when the world officially acknowledged that people did have sex with each other, it caused a "Sexual Revolution" and the rest is history! After roughly 50 years of officially jumping in and out of bed with whoever one wishes...
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Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...
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Funny story: Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Sodom and Gomorrah, a Biblical fable where people did everything to enjoy their debauched lives is becoming a true story in one English town. During kinky sex games a moronic, sex-mad maniac, pulled out a gun, and tried to "put it in" (ouch!). Luc...
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Funny story: Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the sun by the earth

Al Gore warns of a pending eclipse of the sun by the earth

Washington DC - Al gore today announced that his team of scientists has discovered that we are almost at a point in time when the earth could in fact eclipse the sun resulting in hours of darkness. Unlike the recent harmless eclipse of the sun b...
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Funny story: Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

President Trump has used his Twitter account to express his deep sadness at the death of veteran British entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth, who died yesterday at the age of 89. Sir Bruce has been a star of British television for decades and much-loved...
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Funny story: Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Minnesota Japanese Beetle destruction blamed on "the munchies"

Medical marijuana farms established to supply Minnesota with it's recently legalized medication are being singled out as the primary cause of the over voracious insects attacks on other cash crops in the state. Scientists believe that after cons...
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Funny story: McDonut's burgers found to have traces of meat

McDonut's burgers found to have traces of meat

Following claims by the McDonut's chain that their burgers are more nutritious than a rump steak, the International Standards Association conducted a scientific analysis of their burgers globally. The summarised results show the following slightly wo...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem

Trump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem

Trump.com™ is said to very upset that North Korea is ignoring his deathly powerful tweets and his tiny ego is so incensed he has ordered a nuclear strike against Korean territories in Guam. It has been confirmed that Guam as we know it is ba...
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Funny story: Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

Greek turtle eggs cause budget airline to crash!

On the Greek island of Zakynthos it seems not even budget airlines cannot beat turtle mums laying their eggs on the beach! British tourists waiting in vain for their replacement plane to arrive had to suffer an extension to their holidays (poor th...
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Funny story: Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Jesus bans chrissy chocolate sales in August in UK supermarkets!

Several UK supermarkets feel it is quite proper to flog chrissy choccies in AUGUST! Yes people, August! However, after the chrissy choccies were spotted on the shelves several customers thought it was quite disgraceful to sell chrissy products in sum...
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Funny story: Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

A tiny Yorkshire Terrier proved to the world that his "bark was genuinely as big as his bite!" A full grown, adult delivery man, not the postman, they belong to a different generation, attempted to enter the tiny terriers territory in downtown Kin...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

Kim Jong Un applies for US citizenship

In a surprise development, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un has applied for US citizenship. Self-styled "Big Dog Nukie Kimbo", who turns turns 12 this year, is apparently over being a ruthless dictator. "I jus want to be rike other kids, be in a nice...
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Funny story: ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS suicide vests in global safety recall

ISIS has announced that hundreds of its suicide bombers will be laid off following a recall of suicide vests by their Iranian manufacturer. The Iranian manufacturer of the vests, Arash Onmabutt Corporation, declined to comment. ISIS spokesman Must...
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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

In a contest guaranteed to have no winners, Trump challenged North Korea with fire and fury, which North Korea's Kim Jong-Un followed up with references as to how close North Korea is to Guam. Guam has been put on Red Alert, while Trump's consulta...
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Funny story: Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Frozen elephant crap divulges elephant stress levels!

Scientists in India are rapidly discovering why elephants can become stressed by analysing their crap, it seems! Now if one has ever chased elephants on a safari, observed the poor creatures chained to their master's logs, being hunted by poachers...
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Funny story: May appoints Scaramucci

May appoints Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump's former communications chief, has been surpisingly appointed Head of Mediation Issues for the cabinet by British Prime Minister, Theresa May. "What a colourful fellow, he'll brighten things up around here. Just wh...
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Funny story: Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze

Research Study Spurs Study Surfing, New Campus Craze

A study just published, Study Finds Cat People Are More Intelligent Than Dog People, has sparked a resurgence in the public's curiosity about controversial conclusions in the social sciences. Now called Study Surfing, the resurgence is especially pop...
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Funny story: Barry Scott in overdose and insanitary home shambles

Barry Scott in overdose and insanitary home shambles

Barry Scott has spent a 2nd month in a medically induced coma after becoming seriously ill from drinking a potentially lethal amount of miracle household cleaner Cillit Bang. We've learned that Scott initially took to drinking the product after be...
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Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...
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Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

Fat Cat Fringo scores a hole in one on all 18 greens of Trump National Golf Course

COLTS NECK, N.J. - Ghost Town County Political Boss and Gawdzillionaire Fat Cat Fringo had an unbelievable and ultra-spectacular score at Trump National on Monday. Yes, believe it or not, Fringo knocked down a hole in one on all 18 holes of the well...
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Funny story: The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens! In fact, they have even adopted the infamou...
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Funny story: Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Having revealed an impressively broad range of despicable manners and decorum in his initial months as President when mingling and meeting other heads of state, Donald Trump has now taken 3 llamas into his garden areas, the aim being how to learn to...
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Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...
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Funny story: When the FBI Comes Knocking, It's Time to Get Your Party Rocking

When the FBI Comes Knocking, It's Time to Get Your Party Rocking

Inside the Government.… A surprise FBI raid on the home of a former Trump advisor has the Beltway in a panic. The insiders are wondering…What if I'm next? In fact there's no need to worry. As long as you follow the suggestions offered here, you ca...
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Funny story: Marie Antoinette vows revenge on the instagram whiners - Says no more Cake or Champagne Popsicles for the peasants

Marie Antoinette vows revenge on the instagram whiners - Says no more Cake or Champagne Popsicles for the peasants

After the most awful nasty things that the public said to Antoinette after all, she was only just flaunting conspicuous consumption. She is said to be enraged and has vowed revenge upon the peasants of America. She has told her husband there will...
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Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...
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Funny story: The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
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Funny story: Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Not mentioned in President Donald Trump's televised speech to the nation announcing a stepped up war in Afghanistan was his secret plan to restart the draft. This time, with approval from a willing Republican majority in congress, women will be requi...
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Funny story: Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

The Nose Pickers Association of America (NPAA) issued a statement regarding the incidents surrounding white nationalists and neo-nazi's assembling in Virginia over the weekend. "We noticed one of the pictures displayed one of the participants pick...
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Funny story: Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

The usual petty sniping from fashion media has taken aim at Barron. However in a rare defense of a Trump.com™ the mainstream media have scorned the snipers. They point out the psychological damage the poor kid is undergoing just being Trumps...
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Funny story: Man Discovers Secret to Retail Revival

Man Discovers Secret to Retail Revival

Who knew it could be so easy? One man has a unique solution to stop the onslaught of retail stores from shuttering their windows and locking their doors. He is formulating a follow-up plan to prevent tumbleweeds from rolling across barren mall pa...
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Funny story: North Koreans Required to Start Wearing "Kim Jong-Underwear"

North Koreans Required to Start Wearing "Kim Jong-Underwear"

Pynonyang, North Korea It was announced that all Koreans, in order to honor leader Kim Jong-Un, must wear "Kim Jong-Underwear," which is made of Korea burlap and had pictures of Kim Jong-Un on it. North Koreans are now subject to spot searches to...
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Funny story: PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...
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Funny story: Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

Fat Cat Fringo orders the Ghost Town Water Department to build a magic machine to turn sticks, rocks and mud into silver, gold, and platinum

GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...
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Funny story: Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

History will question, if there is a history, how this world's greatest super power got into a nuclear war with a third world country that reduced its citizens to famine, in pursuit of becoming a member of the nuclear club of nations. Simple: both...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

After bragging his crowds are bigger than any Hurricane he has vowed to protect America from really really big storms by building a wall to stop the weather. Scientists were initially skeptical though as the size of the wall would have to exceed t...
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Funny story: Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

In a video today President Donald Trump, once again, shocked and dismayed America. In a voice that, at the least, tried to be dramatic. Trump said in a voice eerily similar to Moms Mabley's famous rendition of Abraham, Martin and John that he was par...
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Funny story: Elderly spoof writer ponders stages of life!

Elderly spoof writer ponders stages of life!

You told me about conception. You told me about birth. You told me about infancy. You told me about early childhood. You told me about puberty. You told me about young adulthood. You told me about middle age. You told me about the "golden years." You told me about old age. OK. I am now 86 years old. That is VERY old!  I am now shitting my brains out! More is coming out t...
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Funny story: McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

In Raleigh, NC, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's two birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat people." She...
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Funny story: Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...
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Funny story: Breaking: Trump denies "Fire & Fury" remarks in wild rant!

Breaking: Trump denies "Fire & Fury" remarks in wild rant!

CNN is reporting this afternoon that President Trump has just gone on a wild rant in a press conference denying recorded remarks he made regarding Korea and Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell! The video shows Trump, obviously distressed, shout...
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Funny story: Trump claims Hurricane Harvey is fake news!

Trump claims Hurricane Harvey is fake news!

In an early morning statement President Donald Trump stated that Hurricane Harvey was fake news generated by CNN to keep him out of the news cycle! After an early morning tweet Trump followed it up by issuing the following through his press secre...
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Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...
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Funny story: Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

Jay Cutler quits new job, so he can go back to old job, that he will likely quit, because he always quits

To absolutely no one's surprise Jay Cutler didn't spend one day inside a press booth. Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis both expressed their relief in not having to speak to Cutler in the press booth. "Have you ever heard the guy talk?" Burkhardt...
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Funny story: Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?

Global Warming or Hocus Pocus?

Many people are arguing points for global warming in the news and there are some people that believe it and some that don't. Scientists find errors in global warming data because the satellites drifted in orbit and were reporting nighttime tempera...
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Funny story: May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...
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Funny story: ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

ANTIFA burn down Mississippi McDonald's

Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground. ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

Taylor Swift's Awarded Dollar Pushes Her Into New Tax Bracket

After Taylor Swift was allegedly sexually assaulted by a radio DJ who lost his job over her claim about it, that DJ tried to sue her, claiming that the sexual assault never happened. Taylor Swift countersued for one dollar, and was awarded that doll...
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Funny story: Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Washington, DC Ivanka Trump's husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. were accused by the FBI, U.S. Congress, and CNN of colluding with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un to trade top-grade vodka to him for his black-market cocaine, methamphetamine, Ecsta...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Removal of Transgender Corporal from Army Medical Unit in Korea

Trump Announces Removal of Transgender Corporal from Army Medical Unit in Korea

Washington - President Trump has announced that, as a result of his order banning transgender soldiers from serving in the U.S. Military, that he has ordered the removal of one Corporal from his army unit serving on the Korean Peninsula. "It has c...
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Funny story: "I Stand By My President"

"I Stand By My President"

Hypothetical: President Trump calls for the processing and imprisoning of 3 million illegal immigrants in internment camps in the United States. How will his fellow Republicans respond? Paul Ryan: "I idea of imprisoning 3 million immigrants--le...
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Funny story: American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

American Psychiatric Association releases stunning new revelations regarding mental health of Trump & Kim Jon-un!

The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the tw...
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Funny story: Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

Urine Luck - Cow Wee Cures Cancer?

New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and a BJPan official claimed, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to get rid of he...
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Funny story: PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

Since UEFA and FIFA announced their new ABBA penalty tiebreaker shootout system, the FA have decided that now's a good time to unveil some rule changes of their own. The first notable change will be the introduction of a select panel of judges who...
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Funny story: Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey. The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th. "We are living in absolu...
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Funny story: Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Potatoes Bad, Snakes Good!

Rodrigo Franco was arrested in July 2017 in Los Angeles for smuggling reptiles into the United States. He was importing crocodiles, turtles, and snakes all of which are protected under U.S. law. The craziest is how this guy managed to ship the king c...
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Funny story: Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Man has Neighbor Arrested: Cites Too Much Cable News Watching as Reason

Portland. A local man admitted to several news organizations that he had called the police on his next-door neighbor for allegedly "watching too much cable news." Breaking down, sobbing, a clearly distraught Mr. Ned Vuntler said, "I just couldn't tak...
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Funny story: "Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...
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Funny story: Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

Donald Trump wins Nobel Prize for Repetitive Antagonism

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has announced a new Nobel Prize category in recognition of the diplomatic work US president Donald Trump has done since taking up the top job. Speaking on the steps of the Nobel Institute in central Stockholm, sp...
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Funny story: Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Best Regards, Corey Feldman

Over the summer, in Richmond, VA a woman's apartment was robbed and got some housework done by none other than the burglar. This is a peculiar case since most thieves like taking stuff, not doing chores while they steal. He took a computer and a...
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Funny story: Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Denies Ties to Neo-Nazis; Announces Vacation in Berlin

Trump Tower, NY President Trump reluctantly denounced the violence at a White Supremacist Rally in Charlottesburg, Virginia, while still blaming the riots on the alt-right and the "alt-left." It was suggested by the dark media that Trump knows hi...
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Funny story: "Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

"Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable att...
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Funny story: It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...
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Funny story: Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...
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Funny story: Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

In a study to be released on Tuesday, Aug. 22, and simultaneously published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, the Harvard Institute on Human Sexuality will report that children conceived during the maximum point in a total solar ecl...
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Funny story: Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...
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Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...
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Funny story: Trump.com™ claims his crowds are bigger than Hurricane Harvey

Trump.com™ claims his crowds are bigger than Hurricane Harvey

Whilst his magnificent benevolent eminence was on his Tour of Compassion in Texas he spent most if his air time boasting that his inauguration crowds were bigger than Hurricane Harvey. Trump.com™ told the world that Harvey was really really...
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Funny story: Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Mistaking the Presidency for a popularity contest that he hasn't even won yet, president Trump continues to work the crowds in an apparent attempt to dodge doing any real work. "I've done more than any President up to this point in history," Tru...
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Funny story: More gender controversy for Labour

More gender controversy for Labour

Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party has again provoked controversy by suggesting more "women only" places in the interests of safety. Hot on the heels of the "Women only train carriages" controversy suggesting that all men are potential sex pests and wom...
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Funny story: Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...
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Funny story: Bungling Birmingham burglar blows burglary; he forgot to ask for his CV!

Bungling Birmingham burglar blows burglary; he forgot to ask for his CV!

Now in the days of sophisticated technology, hacking computers, CCTV cameras, smartphones, etc. A Birmingham (UK) bungling burglar wins first prize in being a total technological "dickhead!" The gentleman applied for a job at a betting shop in Bir...
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Funny story: Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Accounting Firm Closed Permanently After Total Solar Eclipse

Columbia, SC - All of the employees of a local accounting firm filed for disability yesterday after attending a firm sponsored "total solar eclipse" reception. With all of the employees now on disability, the firm was forced to shut its doors.
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Funny story: Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

After not being able to take Healthcare away from millions Trump.com™ is screaming and ranting at everyone in the Whitehouse. He has ordered immediate reprisals against all soft targets, particularly vulnerable groups that he couldn't strip he...
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Funny story: Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

A consortium of car makers, including Soduko, Chingchong and Chuffwrench have released a statement saying that all their cars should be milked three times a week as a minimum, or else they may leak or even explode. It follows a ten-car drowning on...
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Funny story: NIH Identifies Source of Infection

NIH Identifies Source of Infection

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health announced today that they have identified the source of the mysterious infection that has brought down members of the administration. After analyzing blood and other bodily fluids taken from Sean Spi...
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Funny story: Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!

Dog crap in UK supermarket trolleys is unhygienic claims mum!

Children dumped in supermarket trolleys for free fun-rides through colourful, tasty looking gangways are to be banned because of doggy poop! A very hygienic mum, wearing rubber gloves, observed kiddies, even up to the grand old age of 9, being pus...
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Funny story: Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

Intactivists: The Shlong and Short Of It

"Fore skin and several shears ago, our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nat...
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Funny story: Online Dating Turns into a Family Affair, Leads to Second Date

Online Dating Turns into a Family Affair, Leads to Second Date

Portland. In an attempt to jump-start his dating life, Butch Putts, a freshman at the local college, registered his profile with an online dating site, Last Best Hope Dating, Inc. LBHD is currently offering a 20% discount for first-time daters and a 95% discount for returning daters, who've lost all hope but are willing to give it another try. "At 95% off, what do I have to lose but a little...
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Funny story: Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Racists Line Up for Presidential Pardon

Charlottesville, VA - As part of a newly announced program, hundreds of racists across the country have lined up in Charlottesville, Virginia to apply for President Trump's presidential pardon. The pardon is granted automatically. To be eligibl...
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Funny story: Obit: Film Great SHrdlu dead at 89

Obit: Film Great SHrdlu dead at 89

Hollywood today mourned the passing of Slovenian-born Sachislav Hrdlu, 89, one of the film industry's most versatile members. Hrdlu, who retired at the peak of his career sixty years ago, died in his sleep last night at the Motion Picture Academy Hom...
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Funny story: 'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

'I Was Robbed', Says Conor McGregor

MMA Superstar Conor McGregor claims he was robbed during the mega-fight with now 50-0 World champion Floyd Mayweather. 'When I left my dressing room, I had a Rolex watch in my man bag but after the fight, it was gone.' When asked what made him th...
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Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...
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Funny story: Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Washington, D.C. - Scores of Americans have registered with a new "Trump Do Not Call List" which prevents Donald Trump from ever calling them. The database opens today. The initiative was sponsored by GOP Senators McCain, Flake, Collins, Corker,...
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Funny story: The Time Traveler Vol. 2

The Time Traveler Vol. 2

Alister Darwin, a physics professor, who made a time machine and traveled into the future now has a family with a female android he befriended. He desperately tries to seek answers to events that perplex him. Aesa, the female android gives birt...
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Funny story: Mary Magdalene Tell-all: "Jesus Was a Lousy Lay, But a Pretty Good Talker."

Mary Magdalene Tell-all: "Jesus Was a Lousy Lay, But a Pretty Good Talker."

HEAVEN--Random Event Publishing, Inc., the main publishing house for Heaven, released last week, amid much controversy, the long-awaited tell-all by Jesus's follower and consort Mary Magdalene. In the tell-all Mary talks, to some extent, about her...
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Funny story: Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Despite fake news reports to the contrary Trump.com™ hasn't yet sacked Bannon due to, Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™ as previously reported. Sensing a small window of dirty politics opportunity Bannon has decided to go on the offens...
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Funny story: New Zealand silently invades Australia

New Zealand silently invades Australia

After years of planting double agent sleepers in the Australian government, the plans to invade appear to have succeeded. With now 69 parliamentarians and senators being exposed has having dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship, they are maki...
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Funny story: White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...
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