There were 165 spoof news stories published in September 2016. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Hillary Clinton yesterday said one-half of Trump's backers belonged in a "basket of deplorables" because they are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it." "Politicians are supposed to flatter voters not attack them," sai...
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Funny story: Is It Politically Correct to Swallow a Live Frog?

Is It Politically Correct to Swallow a Live Frog?

No, no, a thousand times NO, say frogs. And most people would probably agree. But, sadly, magician David Blaine must have missed the memo, since his performance at a Google retreat included coughing up a live frog and then -- ugh -- swallowing it again. Good grief, wouldn't you think this would be an inappropriate performance for the Google crowd? In any case, the furious frog who was...
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Funny story: Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior

Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior

"Everyone's been looking in the wrong place the whole time," announced 85 year old Dr. Emmett Shuttleman. Shuttleman achieved his life ambition earlier this month when he discovered the remains of the lost city of Atlantis not in the Atlantic Ocea...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists THINK They've Discovered How Hillary Cheated at the Debate, But We Now Know the Truth, and it's Even WORSE

Conspiracy Theorists THINK They've Discovered How Hillary Cheated at the Debate, But We Now Know the Truth, and it's Even WORSE

Two days have passed since the record-breaking debate between Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump and Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton. It was heated and intense. In front of millions of viewers, moderator Lester Holt interrupted Dona...
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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country. "I can't give out all the specifics because...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It

Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It

Columbia, New York, NY The Academic Community today was stunned at the news that Donald Trump announced his plans for dealing with the U.S. enemies such as Iran, North Korea, and Mexico. Trump announced that he planned to purchase Science in orde...
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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Buford, WY From the campaign trail, Donald Trump lambasted Science as the harbinger of evil to the world. "Global Warming, Illegal E-mail Servers, Illegal Immigration, it's all Science's fault!" said Trump. Afterward, a reporter asked Trump ho...
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Funny story: Trump's Secret Plan to Defeat Isis is Revealed

Trump's Secret Plan to Defeat Isis is Revealed

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump was upset when investigative reporters were able to ferret out a report on how Trump planned to defeat Isis. "I found the report under a pile of old magazines in the waiting room of his o...
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Funny story: Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Trump Business Advice: Stiff Your Workers, Keep the Money, and Watch Your Personal Net Worth Rise!

Horn Hill, Alabama Trump, when asked at a rally what was taught at Trump University before it closed, he went into a talk on his business practices, where it came out that he never paid his employees, contractors, and even the little girl musical tro...
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Funny story: President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panel

President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panel

The president announced today a major change to the Affordable Care Act, affectionately known as Obamacare. "It has come to my attention that the largest health care insurance companies have suffered as low a market gain as 570% since the ACA became...
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Funny story: Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

Trump Wants To Deport Statue of Liberty

GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump, demanded today that the statue of liberty be torn down and sent back to France, which gifted the statue to the U.S. He held a press conference on Liberty Island in New York Harbor where the statue is locate...
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Funny story: Scientists Work on Time Machine to Take Them Back Before Trump Became the Republican Nominee

Scientists Work on Time Machine to Take Them Back Before Trump Became the Republican Nominee

Science Town, USA Scientists, appalled at the thought of Trump becoming President of the U.S., once again began working feverishly on the time machine that they first started when Bush defeated Gore in 2000. "I'm not sure what we could do about Tr...
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Funny story: "You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

"You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

The new Fallmark flagship store in Times Square opened today with a surprise new line. The "You're Welcome" card is the fruition of the imagination of veteran card creator Patty McCarthy. "It's a thoughtful way to convey feelings of acceptanc...
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Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Spoof reporter to not quit day job

"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...
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Funny story: President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels

President Obama Offers to Establish Death Panels

The president announced today a major change to the Affordable Care Act, known affectionately as Obamacare. "It has come to my attention that the largest health care insurance companies have suffered as low a market gain as 400% since the ACA became...
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Funny story: Hillary Should Get Out Of The Campaign Now

Hillary Should Get Out Of The Campaign Now

Clinton has struggled for the past eight years to convince voters that she is a regular person who can connect with them. "Her problems boil down to one thing and one thing only, and that is likability," said Peter Hart, a Democratic pollster. An...
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Funny story: Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that an elderly man in a small town near Raleigh claims he was sexually assaulted while sleeping in a parked car in a shopping center. According to the report the elderly man was sleeping in the pas...
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Funny story: Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

More and more often, host cities choose Olympic architecture designed to have a second life. The Rio 2016 Olympics featured two great examples. The modularly built handball arena now supplies the building materials for 4 separate urban schools. The 2...
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Funny story: Owensboro Man Finds Trump Dollar, Calls It Sign From God

Owensboro Man Finds Trump Dollar, Calls It Sign From God

Gerard Freeman from Owensboro, Ky has reportedly found a dollar with the face of Trump on it. The man was reading the bible and praying to God when, in the bible, he found the dollar. The man claims, "This must be a sign from God! I was praying a...
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Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
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Funny story: Taco Trucks On Every Corner

Taco Trucks On Every Corner

Thank you god! A Latino Republican and Donald Trump supporter, one of few, warned that the Latino community was growing by leaps and bounds, (he had six children) and that Latinos are very bold. If the rest of the United States doesn't watch it, he t...
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Funny story: NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

NFL Players Must Wear Ankle Bracelets

When you're paid to hit people on the job you might take that home with you, or in your car, at a bar, in a nightclub, or in a parking lot dispute. NFL players are spoiled, they feel entitled. They believe they're outside the rules and that even i...
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Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...
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Funny story: Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Due to the concussions suffered by his third string quarterback and his emergency replacement, Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots will play that position for his team next Sunday when they host the Buffalo Bills. "it's a n...
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Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
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Funny story: Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Leaders of the G-20 met in executive session and adopted an emergency resolution. The resolution called on putting U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte in time-out after the two traded insults and accusations...
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Funny story: Patient Dies After Firing His "Career Oncologist"

Patient Dies After Firing His "Career Oncologist"

New Hartford, CT--Reggie Whitford, a patient suffering from stage 2 colorectal cancer, died on Tuesday eight months after firing what he groused to his family members was a "goddamn career oncologist." His former oncologist, Dr. Sudhir Parikh, was...
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Funny story: Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...
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Funny story: Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Service on the IRT 1 line was disrupted for nearly an hour today as police and their k9 partners searched for an elusive figure accused of yelling "Yahtzee" with no evidence of actually playing the game while traveling on a northbound Broadway local.
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Nashville, TN With her most recent break-ups with Zac Effron, Tom Hiddleston, and Calvin Harris, Taylor Swift is fretting about running out of boys to break up with. Weighing most heavily on Swift's mind is the fact that she makes breaking up wit...
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Funny story: Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Satch Farley of Binghamton has taken out a full page add in the Binghamton Post seeking employment in the computer industry on the basis that he is good with computers. Mr. Farley, a 26-year-old landscaper living in his parents' basement lis...
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Funny story: Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

The brother of Masters champion and Ryder Cup star, Danny Willett, has inadvertently let the establishment off the hook, in an article he initially wrote about the Home Office Select committee. Peter Willett, a schoolteacher from Sheffield and n...
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Funny story: Colin Kaepernick Refuses to Participate in Age-Old Baseball Traditions

Colin Kaepernick Refuses to Participate in Age-Old Baseball Traditions

San Francisco 49ers quarter back Colin Kaepernick was recently spotted at a local baseball game refusing to throw his hands up when the Wave reached his section. ​"I couldn't believe my eyes," one onlooker had to say before biting into his $8 pret...
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Funny story: Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Mr. Obama's arrival in China for the G-20 summit was somewhat perplexing as no properly placed stairway and accompanying red carpet were supplied at the airport. State Department officials are studying this development but have dispensed with call...
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Funny story: 400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

400 pound man sitting on his bed found in sleazy hotel room in New York

The mysterious hacker referred to by Donald Trump in Monday night's presidential debate has finally been identified. Mr. Rottinan Mellinoski, originally from Buffalo, now resides in a small hotel room in New York City, with window looking on to th...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

England football manager Sam Allardyce today stepped down from the post, and immediately became the first England team manager in history to leave the job with a 100% record. Allardyce, who took over from previous boss, Roy Hodgson, in July, guide...
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Funny story: San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

San Francisco QB Kaepernick Controversy Goes Viral

The Department of Defense has spent at least $6 million to many NFL teams in exchange for their various salutes to service people and involvement in other military promotions at games. It is part of a recruitment process the War Department says.
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Funny story: Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

AP -- From spending $150 million on private villas for a handful of personnel in Afghanistan to blowing $2.7 billion on an air surveillance balloon that doesn't work, the latest revelations of waste at the Pentagon are stories in a long line of simil...
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Funny story: Trump To Get Convoy Of Supertankers For Iraq Oil

Trump To Get Convoy Of Supertankers For Iraq Oil

At the debate yesterday, September 7, on MSNBC, Donald Trump said we should take all of the oil out of Iraq and bring it to America. He complained that America spent $3 trillion, we lost thousands and thousands of lives, "And then what happens is,...
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Funny story: Big Ten NCAA Football League Conspires to Have Alphabet Changed

Big Ten NCAA Football League Conspires to Have Alphabet Changed

Midwest City, USA The Big 10 Football League sent an open letter to the colleges of the US, asking them to PLEASE let all football players have a different alphabet than the other students because the football players were having trouble counting. It...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Clearlymental, FL The Church of Scamatology has made a special announcement regarding the fact that none of their members, even though they are supposed to be the most awesome people on the planet, have ever factored into any sports competitions.
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Funny story: Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Donald Trump in Dead Heat With Kim Jong-Un For Craziest World Leader Title

Even though he has not been elected President and is at present only the Republican Party nominee and mouthpiece, Donald Trump has jumped into a dead tie with North Korean despot Kim Jong-Un as the craziest world leader still-in-power, in the latest...
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Funny story: Left Wing Supports, Encourages Trump

Left Wing Supports, Encourages Trump

On September 8, in the MSNBC faux debate, Donald Trump complained, "We lost thousands and thousands of lives in the Iraq war and got nothing out of it. "We should have gotten the oil because to the victor goes the spoils." The inept Washington Po...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

Posthoorn Interview no. 1: Brexit. Does Tom have to leave the EU?

That's a question many friends of Tom have. Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. This same question was going around the editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% o...
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Funny story: Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Trump Gets Science and Math Confused

Loafers Glory, NC In North Carolina, on a town hall campaign stop, Donald Trump was asked by a high school girl what his favorite subjects in school were. "Well, I liked that one with all the dirt and dinosaurs and elements like gold and stuff," s...
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Funny story: Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Hillary Explains Why She Needs So Many E-Mail Accounts

Washington, DC Hillary Clinton explained why she has so many e-mail accounts to the press. "I have one e-mail address I give to close friends, and then one I give to people that I want them to think are friends but aren't. There's another e-mail a...
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Funny story: Santa Faces Slavery Charges

Santa Faces Slavery Charges

NORTH POLE-Child icon and beloved gift-giver Kris Kringle, AKA Santa Claus, has recently been formally charged with elf slavery of the first degree after an anonymous tip lead the FBI to conduct a surprise SWAT investigation of his workshop. After br...
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Funny story: Trump Calls for Four More Walls

Trump Calls for Four More Walls

GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump announced today his administration will not rest until the entire nation is protected from productive immigrants. His campaign called a press conference to explain that the candidate recently learned some state...
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Funny story: Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

After hearing former Miss Universe Alicia Machado's story of being bullied, insulted, harassed and intimidated by current presidential candidate Donald Trump while Miss Universe, Ms. Piggy hits the warpath. "Who does he think he is? Just look at h...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Coughing Fits "A Combination of Semen and Public Hairs"

Hillary Clinton's Coughing Fits "A Combination of Semen and Public Hairs"

Washington DC - They were supposed to be redacted, but portions of FBI summaries of interrogations with Hillary Clinton were leaked to the press today, showing the Democratic Presidential Candidate alleging that her frequent coughing fits are not due...
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Funny story: Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

Allardyce stumbles over Pokemon Go

The real reason for Sam Allardyce being sacked as England football manager has now come to light. While the official version is that he helped others circumvent FA rules on transfers, insiders have revealed that his obsession with playing games of an...
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Funny story: The Special One admits being special is not so special!

The Special One admits being special is not so special!

The great Manchester derby ended with The Special One not being so special whilst providing their noisy neighbors with special gifts that only Fools and Horses would give away. However, in his defence, that resembled a Swiss Cheese factory, after...
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Funny story: Surprise Surprise, Its Cilla-ry Clinton

Surprise Surprise, Its Cilla-ry Clinton

Ask most people, and they'll tell you that beloved Liverpudlian pop star and broadcaster CILLA BLACK passed away due to a stroke on the 1st of august 2015 at her holiday home in Estepona Spain. However an anonymous source within the entertainment ind...
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Funny story: After Coming Off as a Whiny, Petulant Child, Trump Advised to Change Debate Strategy

After Coming Off as a Whiny, Petulant Child, Trump Advised to Change Debate Strategy

Beuleh, MS Donald Trump was upset after the first debate he had with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. He was told by his advisers that he should have prepared more. "How dare anyone tell me I'm doing anything wrong! That debate went just like...
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Funny story: Hillary Trump and Colin Kaepernick get down to it in Oakland bar after sundown

Hillary Trump and Colin Kaepernick get down to it in Oakland bar after sundown

Spoof Investigations just attended a secret meeting between the presidential candidates and the 49ers Colin Kaepernick in a frank discussion "on America as the greatest nation in recorded history. Ever. Bar none." A mystery guest was on hand.
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...
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Funny story: New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

No one knows how the thing works. The maker of this new product, BetterDays, won't give away any secrets. The Ick-Away-Brick looks like a gritty-surfaced 3x5 inch, 1 inch thick red "brick". What it can do is astounding. The Brick removes any negative...
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Funny story: Mephistopheles4U hacks strategies for upcoming presidential debate

Mephistopheles4U hacks strategies for upcoming presidential debate

Renowned hacker Mephistopheles4U has not only hacked into the candidates' strategies for the upcoming debate, he's also into the emails of Mr. Lester Holt, the first moderator. Mr. Holt has been reviewing moderator performance over the decades and...
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Funny story: Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Hatred of Trump Triggered Duterte and Obama Fight

Investigative reporter, Amiko Aventurista, has discovered the recent fight between U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte actually began last year in the Muslim holy city of Mecca. According to three independen...
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Funny story: Hillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment

Hillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment

"What I really meant" said a smiling Mrs. Clinton when asked to explain her recent disparaging comment about Trump voters "is half of each individual voting for Trump is deplorable, I never insinuated that half of the total of Trump voters were entir...
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Funny story: Big Sam's Sacrifice

Big Sam's Sacrifice

Big Sam Allardyce has made a glorious gesture and decided that West Ham need him more than England. Th Hammers, now in the relegation zone of the Premier league have been named Harry Gold's Pieces of Eight due to the number of players West Ham se...
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Funny story: "This is God and I approve this message!"

"This is God and I approve this message!"

Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...
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Funny story: Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Wikileaks revealed today that it has obtained copies of e-mails between Donald Trump and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. In the e-mails Trump asks the neo-fascist leader how he can emulate his policies. Here are excerpts from the e-mails that are...
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Funny story: Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

Trump To Command Military Expedition Against ISIS

In November 2015 Donald Trump said, "I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me." In that same year Mr. Trump stated, "I always felt that I was in the military" because of his education at a military-themed boarding school. He said his...
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Funny story: Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

You've seen the videos; head jerking, loss of balance, cackling inappropriate laughter, bizarre contorted smiling. Many have speculated everything from brain damage, epilepsy, and Parkinson's disease but the truth is at last here thanks to a leak fro...
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Funny story: Trump-Hillary Debate is Interrupted by Ben Carson

Trump-Hillary Debate is Interrupted by Ben Carson

Hofstra University, NY Debate officials setting up the stage for the upcoming program were surprised to be interrupted by one-time Republican candidate, brain-surgeon Ben Carson. "He seemed confused, and thought he was supposed to be appearing th...
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Funny story: Trump to make America grate again

Trump to make America grate again

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed serial-divorcee and stud and antagonist of whoever isn't in the audience at the time, has sworn in migrant blood he'll make America grate again. No one doubts it. Much admired by North Korean leader Kim Il Big Fat Ba...
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Funny story: Obama's "Blunt" Meeting With Putin

Obama's "Blunt" Meeting With Putin

US president Obama smoked a blunt with Russian leader Vladimir Putin this weekend while wrapping up the G20 summit in Hangzhou, China. So did Obama and Putin get high together as some are now claiming? The cannabis that the two world leaders sm...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...
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Funny story: Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Mobile, AL--At a rally last week in Mobile, Donald Trump bragged that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of his supporters a fat slob, and she'd still vote for him. When a reporter from The Mobile Register went out to a local trailer pa...
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Funny story: Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Renowned anthropologist Jane Goodall recently noted that Trump's campaign behavior reminds her of chimpanzees "and their dominance rituals." Males seeking to dominate, according to Ms. Goodall, put on displays such as making a lot of noise, includ...
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Funny story: Vanna White To Run For President Of U.S.

Vanna White To Run For President Of U.S.

Vanna White will run to be President of the United States in 2020 a press release put out by her staff revealed today. She is the longtime co-host of the popular game show, "Wheel of Fortune," a kind of high-class version of the game "hangman." W...
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Funny story: Interview with Trump's mouth

Interview with Trump's mouth

Despite the dire trouble Mr. Trump's mouth is in, Spoof Investigations has managed a separate, exclusive interview with this orifice. The interview occurred in a dark alley behind Trump Tower and was probably subject to surveillance cameras. Mr...
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Funny story: Government Plan to Give Child Benefit to Actual Children

Government Plan to Give Child Benefit to Actual Children

Amidst a raging debate on the benefits of not having child benefits when you are too rich to give a toss either way, leaves a devastating effect on many families on high and low income. In the wake of austere cuts to reduce the National deficit c...
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Funny story: Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Trump Proposes Ideological Purity Test

Donald Trump has proposed what analysts call an "ideological purity" test for those who would enter the U.S. as immigrants. Trump said in a statement, "In addition to screening out all members or sympathizers of terrorist groups, we must also screen...
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Funny story: Trump Gets His Wish for Mexican Border Wall

Trump Gets His Wish for Mexican Border Wall

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has announced his country will build a wall along the entire Mexican-American border after all. He said his government decided to build the wall to block Mr. Trump from trying to enter Mexico again. The work b...
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Funny story: Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...
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Funny story: Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

"Well, I bought the painting a couple of weeks ago at a garage sale over on Glen drive" explained 56-year-old Martha Flanagan amidst the throng of neighbors and pilgrims in front of her home on Kenmore rd. "I thought it was a nice colorful painting...
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Funny story: Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Jack Nickelson, Steve Wozaniak, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, Woody Allen, Seth Macfarlane, Steven hawking, Richard Dawkins Bill Mahr, Facebook Mark Zukerberg, Matt Damon and other famous atheists and agnostics are enlisting people to join prayer groups.
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Funny story: Trump Swindles Eight-Year-Olds!

Trump Swindles Eight-Year-Olds!

Ameri-tude…USA! American pride…USA! It's attitude, its who we are, Stand up tall….We're the red, white, and blue…..Fiercely free, that's who!......Our colors don't run, no siree…Over here…..USA!......Over there…..USA!...Freedom and liberty everywhere...
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Funny story: U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

U of Texas dildo movement goes viral

Last week students at the University of Texas protested a law allowing concealed weapons on campus by exhibiting dildos on tee shirts, plus carrying around plastic replicas in a large variety of colors and sizes. Students are pointing to the absu...
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Funny story: Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Trump To Put Military Jobs In Every Congressional District

Donald Trump claimed today that the U.S. military has become "a disaster," and is "gutted" since Obama took office. "He only wants to spend $1 trillion to modernize our military," the candidate said. "That's not nearly enough, not enough because H...
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Funny story: Trump's Birtherism Reversal moves "Great Again" Clock 15 Minutes Forward

Trump's Birtherism Reversal moves "Great Again" Clock 15 Minutes Forward

Washington -- Donald Trump's discovery that President Barrack Obama was born in the United States caused the "Great Again Clock" to move 15 minutes closer to 12 midnight, the point at which America will be confirmed to have once again returned to g...
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Funny story: Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

A spokesman for the Trump campaign took the podium at a press conference this morning to announce that Candidate Trump had been diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease and would suspend his campaign for at least two weeks. The announcement did not...
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Funny story: Trump's VP Choice Defends Trump Jr.'s Skittle Remark

Trump's VP Choice Defends Trump Jr.'s Skittle Remark

Donald Trump Jr. is facing intense backlash on social media after he posted a message on Twitter Monday night that compared Syrian refugees to a bowl of Skittles sprinkled with a few that "would kill you." "This image says it all. Let's end the po...
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Funny story: Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military

On Wednesday night, democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton used her time during the Commander-in-Chief Forum to talk about, among other things, national security, and how to confront ISIS, veteran's suicide, rape in the military, and taking...
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Funny story: "This Bud's for you" - Hillary Clinton Caught wearing Earpiece during Presidential Forum

"This Bud's for you" - Hillary Clinton Caught wearing Earpiece during Presidential Forum

NEW YORK - On Thursday, Fox News, True Pundit, and others reported while Hillary Clinton was taking questions during a live television Commander-In-Chief forum on Wednesday evening, a rumor was spreading among New York law enforcement circles about t...
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Funny story: Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Trump Has Serious Mental Illness

Recent suggestions by medical doctors and psychoanalysts have sparked a national conversation and the media has pressed candidates Clinton and Trump about submitting to a panel of MD's to check their physical health as well as submitting to psychoana...
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Funny story: Clinton Fakes Illness to Convince Voters She is Human

Clinton Fakes Illness to Convince Voters She is Human

Chappaqua, NY-Democratic Presidential Nominee Hilary Clinton released a statement this past weekend stating that her dizzy spell caught on camera was the result of a case of Pneumonia. This alarmed many registered voters in swing states who were...
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Funny story: Presidential Historian Says Trump Will Win Election

Presidential Historian Says Trump Will Win Election

Cambridge, MASS - Harvard Historian Peter Lodensplatz predicts Donald Trump will be America's next President. He claims his Presidential prediction model superior to all others because it is based on "all American Presidential elections" dating back...
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Funny story: Furor Over Trump Clinton Debate

Furor Over Trump Clinton Debate

In the so-called debate between Clinton and Trump on 11/7, on MSNBC, moderator Matt Lauer took a lot of heat from commentators. Among many complaints, was that he was sexist because he repeatedly interrupted Hillary and didn't with Donald. Crit...
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Funny story: Write In Campaign For President Bigfoot Sweeps The Nation

Write In Campaign For President Bigfoot Sweeps The Nation

The favorability ratings of the presidential candidates, Clinton and Trump, are at about 30%, so this opens the way for a new candidate. Of course, it is now too late to get on the ballot in any of the 50 states. But a write in candidate for Pr...
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Funny story: God Answers Questions on Hillary Clinton Sainthood

God Answers Questions on Hillary Clinton Sainthood

Heaven - Last Sunday Mother Teresa revered for her work with the poor in India, was proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. On the following Monday, I reported that Hillary Clinton was on the Vatican's short list for the next...
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Funny story: Britain's first Minister for Fashion

Britain's first Minister for Fashion

Prime Minister, Theresa May, has now appointed Britian's first ever Minister for Fashion. Former Lord Chancellor and Brexit architect, Michael Gove, began work yesterday in his new offices just off Carnaby Street. "Couldn't be a better location",...
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Funny story: Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

A sudden onslaught of Phoneutria fera, also known as the Wandering Banana Spider, has swept over the banking industry. This species is particularly virulent with males, by causing painful priapic seizure, or the onset of a monstrous ongoing erecti...
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Funny story: National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today. The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...
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Funny story: Americans Embarrassed By Trump Won't Travel Abroad

Americans Embarrassed By Trump Won't Travel Abroad

62% of Americans don't know what the constitution is - they have no idea of what's in it. 51% believe it establishes a Christian nation. 1 in 4 believes that the sun revolves around the earth. 70% of Americans don't believe in evolution which is...
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Funny story: "How Can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb?" Headline Outdone by Trump Nomination

"How Can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb?" Headline Outdone by Trump Nomination

London, England Upon the news that Trump was the Republican Party's candidate, the party that continually controls the Legislative Branch of Congress, many Brits recalled the London Mirror's fateful headline reporting the re-election of U.S. Presiden...
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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Chief Mocks America

Pharmaceutical Chief Mocks America

Head of Pharmaceutical multinational giant, Savage Drugs, Inc., Michael Portfolio, praised the United States today as "the indispensable nation, a model for humanity because it is the last bastion of freedom and liberty." He pointed out that his d...
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Funny story: Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...
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