Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...
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Funny story: Water Waste Of Time

Water Waste Of Time

One thing you can always rely on with BATTL News is that we will eventually come back with something irrelevant and pointless just when you thought we'd finally buggered off. Yet after discovering that a "Water Only Bar" was to open in London we k...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts

Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts

DATELINE: Boxers or Briefs? Amicus briefs are filling out the dirty laundry in jurisprudence. Tom Brady prefers Amicus briefs. The more obtuse football fans think Amicus briefs are what the Amish wear under their clothes. You may think that...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...
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Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...
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Funny story: Designer Celebrity Dogs

Designer Celebrity Dogs

A big trend in the celebra-sphere is the slew of personality driven periodicals that allow fans to emulate their idols life styles and sample shilled products. We all have seen at the newsstand or on-line, the magazines pitching the likes of Oprah and Rachel Ray. But there are also lesser known celeb persona rags out there such as: Castro Family Magazine (Fidel Picks His All Defecto...
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