Funny story: Flagellation Is Silly, Makes Your Heart Go Willy Nilly, Billy Billy: Chapter III

Flagellation Is Silly, Makes Your Heart Go Willy Nilly, Billy Billy: Chapter III

BILLINGSGATE POST: In Chapter II, The Whip Woman is left waiting for the Dog Whisperer (D. Dubya) to coax little Bubba from under the desk in the Oval Office. Excerpt from Chapter III: "D. Dubya slid out of the back seat of his elongated Dachshund shaped limo with a shit-eating-grin on his face. Wondering what to expect in the Oval Office, he hitched up his pants, gently smitten with the pre...
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Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...
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Funny story: Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Sparking fears of tainted meat and even cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill, anonymous sources are speaking out about how the kitchen sources it's meat. After Donald Trump Tweeted a photo of himself eating a Taco Bowl on Cinco de Mayo, a holiday...
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Funny story: "A Day In The Life" (of a Libertarian)

"A Day In The Life" (of a Libertarian)

He read Ayn Rand today oh boy About a selfish prick who made the grade And though the man was rather sad Well I just had to laugh He sounded halfway daft He had a heart made out of stone He didn't care that some were hungry now A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure If he was spawned from hell's hot floor? I saw a film today oh boy Bas...
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