There were 156 spoof news stories published in May 2016. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Cracker Jack Is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

Cracker Jack Is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

At least not anymore. No more nice little junky prizes to look forward to in the Cracker Jack package. They are being replaced by -- hold onto your hats -- digital codes for mobile games! Can you believe it? I'm a big fan of digital stuff. But NOT in my Cracker Jack package where I'm looking for a junky little surprise to brighten my day NOW. Phooey, phooey, phooey. What is the world...
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Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...
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Funny story: Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises. "If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to g...
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Funny story: Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

Trump Goes To Dark Side, Changes Name To Darth Hirsutias

The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias. At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
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Funny story: Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

The National Rifle Association and the Christian Coalition have expressed outrage and organized a string of demonstrations outside the home of retired Governor of Rome, Pontus Pilate. Gov. Pilate has drawn the ire of conservative groups because of re...
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Funny story: Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

Booger Supplement Industry To Grow To 100 Billion By 2020

The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...
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Funny story: Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

Boy comes out as straight at high school assembly

It was an end of the year assembly to honor the athletes at Jack Dempsey High School. The Stogton Village, New York school was just about to wrap up its ceremonies when Senior Terry Freely took the stage to accept his team spirit award. Terry...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group

Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group

Butner, North Carolina Famed Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff announced from his prison cell today that he has embarked upon a new financial venture, guaranteed to make millions for whomever wants to invest in it. "I'm just trying to pay back all the i...
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Funny story: Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Donald Trump laid out his case for changing the name of New Mexico while he was campaigning in the state. Trump also had some harsh criticism for New Mexico Republican Governor Susana Martinez after she skipped his political rally in Albuquerque and...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...
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Funny story: Man Forced to Pay Gambling Debt he owes from Parallel Universe

Man Forced to Pay Gambling Debt he owes from Parallel Universe

Clearwater, Florida guy, Sammy Dweeberson, spent a pretty uneventful life, up until now. His daily routine consisted of a shower and a nose shave, a breakfast of asparagus cookies, work at a candle manufacturing factory, a stop at a Popeye's on the...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...
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Funny story: Salad to Rebrand Itself as Hamburger

Salad to Rebrand Itself as Hamburger

In preparation for National Salad Month this May, less popular salad is rebranding itself as more popular hamburger. To aid in the transition, Salad has hired a marketing team to help with the rebrand. John Liberwitz, the head of Salad's mark...
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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...
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Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...
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Funny story: Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags? Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy wh...
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Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...
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Funny story: Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...
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Funny story: Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity

Republicans Say They Will Repeal the Law of Gravity

Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting. "When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Miley Cyrus Refuses Broadway Show Due to No Nudity In It

Broadway, New York Miley Cyrus, once the late Hannah Montana, refused and was very mad at an offer to do a Broadway play known for its family values called Virginity Forever. "This is an outrage!" spoke Ms. Cyrus. "Everyone knows my fans love two...
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Funny story: Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...
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Funny story: Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

I wonder---------Does God laugh? As I lay in bed a few nights ago and after I said my prayers, I do what I expect a lot of folks my age do, I wondered about heaven and about God. At eighty, not a bad time to start, right? Like, are there really a heaven and an afterlife? What's it like? Will they all be there? I heard once that a person asked a theologian if there were dogs in heaven. The theol...
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Funny story: Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Alert! Spoilers are ahead if you have not read the book or seen the movie. Another film--another controversy: Miraculous Bastards is the latest film from director Quentin Tarantino and it's already riled his critics. In this story, time travelers...
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Funny story: North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

Pyongyang, DPRK Kim Jong-Un, rotund and slow-thinking dictator of North Korea, announced today that North Korea's largest city, Pyongyang, would be the perfect choice to host the 2020 Olympics. Since it's already been awarded to Tokyo, Kim said they...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby is Mystified that NBC Won't Return His Calls

Bill Cosby is Mystified that NBC Won't Return His Calls

Hollywood, CA Bill Cosby, wondering why he hadn't heard from NBC regarding a new show outline he had sent them. "I don't understand why they haven't answered my inquiries. I only had the No. 1 show for them for ten years and brought the network ba...
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Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
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Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...
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Funny story: Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS. "Many people are accusing...
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Funny story: Ozzie Osbourne Surprised to Find Out He's Still Married to Sharon

Ozzie Osbourne Surprised to Find Out He's Still Married to Sharon

London, England Ozzie Osbourne, former lead singer of Black Sabbath and star of the Osbournes reality show, was shocked when he was served with divorce papers while dining on Roast Bat. "I thought we ended that bloody travesty of a marriage years...
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Funny story: Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Paleo Dieters Develop Strong Urge To Hunt And Gather

Scott Cheltham had never had any interest in hunting in his whole life, so when he started planning for a hunting trip and even bought a rifle, his wife Mary at first thought he was covering for an affair. "We were high school sweethearts," Mary...
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Funny story: Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Sparking fears of tainted meat and even cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill, anonymous sources are speaking out about how the kitchen sources it's meat. After Donald Trump Tweeted a photo of himself eating a Taco Bowl on Cinco de Mayo, a holiday...
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Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby's Wife Camille Didn't Realize Bill Had Ever Left the Mansion

Bill Cosby's Wife Camille Didn't Realize Bill Had Ever Left the Mansion

Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts Camille Cosby, wife of alleged disgraced comic Bill Cosby, swore in a deposition today that she had no knowledge of any of the more than 50 sexual assaults her husband is accused of participating in. "I didn't even k...
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Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...
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Funny story: Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe

Chuck Norris defeats Mehran Keshe

Former Karate world champion Chuck Norris defeated Iranian born nuclear heavy weight Mehran Keshe 45:0 in the first 30 seconds of a spontaneously staged freestyle fight on the streets of Brooklyn. Norris first aimed several punches directly at Keshe'...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Detained in North Korea

Bill Cosby Detained in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea While on the last leg of his "Not Finished Yet" tour, after what he called a successful Antarctica show, comedienne and alleged serial rapist Bill Cosby was detained by North Korean authorities. The reason for the detention is...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...
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Funny story: Tom Brady's Cookbook

Tom Brady's Cookbook

DATELINE: From Hunger-- If you are a fan of Tom Brady and into nutrition, you are about to lose $200 worth of ugly wallet fat. Yes, Tom's new book on how to eat healthy will strip you of more than a few inflated calories. Already, starving minions...
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Funny story: Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

The mysterious disappearance of Mother Helen Graham four years ago have been solved. She was last seen alive on a nature trail in the Angeles National Forest when she strolled away to look at a cactus flower. Her friend Sister Ellen Turner said, "she...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press

Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...
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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...
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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
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Funny story: Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Purple Stamps: USPS Releases New Prince Inspired Postage

Prince fans saddened by the death of the artist purchased the first million of the new Prince postage stamps within four hours after they went on sale. Demand for the purple postage slowed down the official USPS website even hours after all available...
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Funny story: New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

A recent government study just concluded that the previous government study was a complete waste of money. Government scientists previously conducted a study on the gambling habits of monkeys, to see if the monkeys copied other monkeys betting habits...
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Funny story: Loki Trumps House at Casino

Loki Trumps House at Casino

Loki Hiddleston is auditioning to be the next James Bond by starring as Pine/Birch, the mysterious agent in John LeCarre's The Night Manager. When House Laurie shows up at the Swiss hotel, the flakes fly and villainy clashes. A LeCarre miniseries...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To Date Fetus

Donald Trump Wants To Date Fetus

In a bizarre and creepy statement, candidate Donald Trump said he would be dating a supermodel's daughter if he were not married. The only trouble is the "young woman" in question is the as yet to be born daughter of supermodel Taylor Kirsten. Wha...
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Funny story: School Magazine Shut Down

School Magazine Shut Down

In an unprecedented move Pfennigs the notorious law firm of London who protect their clients from 'defamation' have moved on The Sacred Heart Girls Secondary School in Hull, England. The students published a letter in their weekly online magazine...
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Funny story: Winter has been abolished, says PM

Winter has been abolished, says PM

The Prime Minister announced yesterday that Winter will be abolished from next year. He said "We have had a lot of complaints about the cold weather, particularly from senior citizens, and have decided to do something about it." He added "It will tak...
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Funny story: Gronk as Cover Boy Undercover

Gronk as Cover Boy Undercover

DATELINE: WESTERN WORLD --Rob Gronkowski has been put on the cover of GQ Magazine for June, and the cover of Madden mad sports for 2017. Cover boy is merely another sobriquet tossed before the Gigantica Pithicus of the Patriots. We can never becom...
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Funny story: Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet. "We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong...
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Funny story: Trump Supporters Burning Bright

Trump Supporters Burning Bright

With apologies to William Blake. Trump supporters burning bright, In the dark hearts of their night, What infernal hand or eye Could flame their fearful bigotry? By what vicious, twisted lies Burns the fire in their eyes? On what wings dare Trump aspire? What the hand that flames his fire? By what bluster and dark arts, Could twist the sinews of their hearts? And when Trump's hat...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Offered Position at Worlds #1 Email site

Hillary Clinton Offered Position at Worlds #1 Email site

2016 US Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, has been asked to forego her candidacy to become the CEO of Yahoo. Mitch Felon, the current board chairman of Yahoo made the announcement yesterday evening at a charity fundraising event for Hillary'...
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Funny story: Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Obama Takes Massive Shit In Nebraska Grade-School Girls' Bathroom To Celebrate Latest Decree

Omaha, Nebraska - Saying his "massive log hurt coming out, but no birth of a new era is without its share of growing pains," President Obama planted a massive yam in a girls' grade school toilet in Omaha, Nebraska yesterday. A team of janitors a...
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Funny story: "Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

"Boy George" Trump, The Forgotten Son

As his campaign attempts to humanize Donald Trump with appearances by his family, one member, George Robert Trump, is conspicuously absent. We caught up with the 45 year old "Boy George" Trump in Santa Fe, New Mexico, where he's lived for the las...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games

Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...
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Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...
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Funny story: Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

A mind-blowing new study, The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, recently revealed a link between poverty and depression, reporting that people living in poverty are actually twice as likely to be depressed as those who are able to provide for their...
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Funny story: Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

Old Man Born Again Every Day by "Old River East" (a.k.a. East River)

While many consider miracles a thing of the past, New York man Kellogg Tracey experiences spiritual magic every single day, courtesy of the "Old River East" - more commonly known as the East River. "That Old River East is a boon to my spirit and...
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Funny story: White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Donald Trump Hopes To Assuage UK Leaders When He Meets With Big Ben

Facing widespread condemnation from US Allies, Donald Trump is on a charm offensive to win over his critics in the UK and prove once and for all that he has the temperament to be a world leader. "I'm going to meet with Big Ben," the Don Tweeted, "...
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Funny story: How Texas has Standing to Challenge DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Residents)

How Texas has Standing to Challenge DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Residents)

WASHINGTON, DC- This fall, the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in United States v. Texas, a case in which a coalition of twenty-six states including Texas, challenged President Obama's executive action that provided temporary relief to ne...
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Funny story: Hummingbird Buzzes US Aircraft Carrier, US Ambassador Complains To Venezuela

Hummingbird Buzzes US Aircraft Carrier, US Ambassador Complains To Venezuela

Just north of Venezuela's Isla de Margarita in international waters, there has been another international incident involving the U.S. Navy: a hummingbird, identified as a species from Venezuela and Columbia, buzzed the USS Ronald Reagan and its crew...
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Funny story: Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...
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Funny story: Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

DATELINE: THE GRASSY KNOLL IN DALLAS Just when was Lyin' Ted Cruz going to tell the American people that his father used to hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, there is photographic evidence of their liaison. It has been clogging up archives for...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

London, EN The Rolling Stones rock band are pissed because low-IQ U.S. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has been using their songs for his campaign. "The Rolling Stones do not want to give the impression that they support idiot political candid...
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Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...
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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene." When informed that 1. If the...
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Funny story: Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

Exploding E-Cig Kills Man On London Underground

59 year old Max Scholder died celebrating his birthday after his e-cig exploded in his pocket then ignited a gas explosion. Leila Scholder, wife of the deceased, talked to this reporter about what happened. "We were going home on the Undergrou...
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Funny story: Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

New York, NY Donald Trump defended his latest debacle, Trump University, which he is in the process of going to court to defend the "university" of fraud and other charges. The latest from the maelstrom is that teachers and administrators coerced...
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Funny story: We love our dogs so much that we love to see them in the news

We love our dogs so much that we love to see them in the news

We love our canines. They're our best friends. Whether they're lap dogs or monstrosities, they're full of love and we can't live without these furry and friendly beasts. Is it any wonder that so many news stories and TV snippets are made about our...
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Funny story: Big Pharma Wants Slower More Expensive Drugs For Lethal Injection

Big Pharma Wants Slower More Expensive Drugs For Lethal Injection

Pharmaceutical titan Pfoozer announced on Friday that they were imposing sweeping controls limiting the use of their drugs for the purpose of execution by lethal injection. They join a growing list of big pharma companies coming out strongly in oppos...
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Funny story: Pheonix University Now Offering Online Kindergarten

Pheonix University Now Offering Online Kindergarten

Pheonix, AZ - The world's biggest web-based University is expanding to meet new market demands, now offering online classes for all ages. "Our studies found there is a very real demand to leave your toddler in front of a computer screen for at le...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts

Tom Brady Wears Short Shorts

DATELINE: Boxers or Briefs? Amicus briefs are filling out the dirty laundry in jurisprudence. Tom Brady prefers Amicus briefs. The more obtuse football fans think Amicus briefs are what the Amish wear under their clothes. You may think that...
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Funny story: New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...
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Funny story: Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Revisionist historians have claimed that the so-called American Civil War of the 1860s was actually the invasion of a foreign country by the Union and thus illegal under its own Constitution. Recently leaked top secret documents from the US Nation...
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Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...
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Funny story: Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Police Find Low-Riding Pants Very Easy To Catch

Washington, D.C. - A recent study conducted by the U.S. Justice Department found that arrest rates for crimes of all sorts, in every major metropolitan area in the last five years, were way, way up! And the key reason seems to be the ridiculous fash...
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Funny story: Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Ornery Toronto Blue Jays manager John Gibbons has always tried to stay ahead of the baseball curve by seeking out machinations to give him an advantage over his opponents. Today the manager announced the team has hired a Zamboni driver to work on th...
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Funny story: Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
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Funny story: American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...
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Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...
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Funny story: Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Washington, D.C. - You heard it here first. The Trump campaign has, yet again, surprised America by proposing a new policy it is naming "The Unalienable Personal Space of Americans", which would criminalize the action of illegal aliens who get too cl...
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Funny story: Trinidad and Tobago IRO Provides Living Proof for Biological Evolution

Trinidad and Tobago IRO Provides Living Proof for Biological Evolution

Yesterday, members of the Trinidad and Tobago Inter-religious Organization left the religious community stunned by providing living proof of biological evolution. In an interview with a certain broadcast journalist, IRO president, Br. Harrypersad...
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Funny story: Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Yoga Studio Farts Away Carbon Emissions

Santa Monica, CA - One of L.A.'s most popular yoga studios has invented a very unique way to solving it's green house gas output - by harnessing farts! "I was in the middle of leading a Hot Bikram class through downward-dog poise," tells Raven Bra...
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Funny story: New Breakfast Cereal Causing Problems

New Breakfast Cereal Causing Problems

A new Breakfast cereal called Brexit is causing problems. The manufacturers Cloggies, aware that they should be politically neutral have had difficulties finding a suitable line for selling the product. First of all they wanted to use the slogan '...
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Funny story: Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Congress voted yesterday to cut funding for a study looking into how money and campaign donations influence politicians. Senator John McCain explained the reasoning behind the decision, "We believe this study is not in our best interest- I mean t...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...
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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...
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Funny story: Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

BILLINGSGATE POST: Adding more fuel to the fire of Donald Trump's off-hand remark that Vince Foster's suicide back in 1993 smelled fishy, the National Archives just released copies of Hillary Clinton's X-rays that showed that her stomach contained s...
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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Gives Interview

Trump's Publicist Gives Interview

Naldrett News Magazine was surprised to get a call from John Miller, Trump's publicist who sounds exactly like Donald Trump. The reason the magazine was so surprised is that they cover Spit Island and vicinity. Spit Island is one of the smallest of the Hawaiian Islands and when John Miller was asked why he had singled out this news magazine, Miller responded that we were in the only time zone that...
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Funny story: Zika killed me

Zika killed me

By Prince So ya'll wanna know how I died? You want the truth? It was Zika. You know the mosquito virus from Brazil? Yep, that's the one that did me in. Weird, right? You could have sworn it was AIDS, with all the sleeping around I did in the 80's. Or maybe a painkiller overdose like MJ and Elvis. Or perhaps heart disease, for which I refused medicine due to my Jehova's Witness beliefs. N...
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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: The wheelie-bin war

The wheelie-bin war

One of the hottest issues in the upcoming election in the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) is the provision of wheelie-bins to all residents for the containment and removal of 'green' garden waste. The issue goes back a long way and has been con...
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Funny story: Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.
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Funny story: Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...
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Funny story: Encounters of a third kind in English Premier League!

Encounters of a third kind in English Premier League!

There is no doubt about the facts behind Leicester City winning the English Premier League, they were visited by aliens! It seems that after the visits the whole club has been transformed into an extra-terrestrial habitat for passing flying saucers!...
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Funny story: Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Mr. Trump's award from Washington's prestigious IDD (Institute for Distortion and Delusion) comes as no surprise for this year. Mr. Trump easily carried the vote for The Most Popular Political Circus Award, with outstanding merit for sedulously ba...
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Funny story: An urban fable: It's all in the name

An urban fable: It's all in the name

Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...
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