Funny story: Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Prof. Stephen Hawking on Black Holes

Our science reporter from U-R-FKD magazine found Prof. Hawking in his study, hard at work at his computer. Our reporter, Toto Bohr, asked him some searching questions. Dr. Toto is no amateur in the field of scientific exploration. He is the man who invented the aquatic mousetrap, currently selling well in Malaysia. Hawking replied in his usual Dalek accent for which he is famous. B. So what...
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Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!

LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...
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Funny story: Trump's Second Day in Office

Trump's Second Day in Office

need to impeach Justice Sotomayor because shes mex and cannot be impartial in ruling on my immigration plan. #POTUSTRUMP [Senator Mitch McConnell, former senate majority leader, and Representative Paul Ryan, former speaker of the house, address reporters at a press conference:] ". . . and so I condemn the suggestion in the President's tweet that Justice Sotomayor should recuse herself from r...
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Funny story: Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, you can call me Bernie. So, I've got several models here that might interest you, but first, tell me what you can afford. Thirteen thousand dollars? For a new car? I don't think so. A new all-electric vehicle would cost a lot more than that. I have a used Prius on the lot and I think I can talk my manager down to letting it go for thirteen five. But you gotta be careful wi...
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Funny story: Trump's First Day in Office

Trump's First Day in Office

[President Trump, speaking at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden:] ". . . at this very moment, I'm signing an executive order - where's that pen, anyone got a pen? - assigning the construction of the wall on our southern border to Lo Fat Construction Co. of Taiwan." [A reporter from CNN:] "Why is the work going to a foreign construction company instead of one here at home?"...
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Funny story: Dick on Van Dyke

Dick on Van Dyke

We are here today with Andy Dick to get his impressions of 90 year old comedic actor Dick Van Dyke. Andy Dick is best known as a comedian himself, having been a stock character on NewsRadio, a 7th place finisher with other C level celebrities on Dancing with the Stars, and having driven his car at least once into a utility pole while completely high on drugs. He has been accused of public groping...
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Funny story: New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

New CrowdHit Site let's You Crowdfund And Advertise For Contract Killers

A disturbing new website CrowdHit.com is online and it's been called the Uber for contract killers. CrowdHit lets people post and crowdfund a contract to have someone killed, then professional or other killers for hire can browse the website and pick...
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Funny story: 'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!

'Classic Rock' rolls on, to where and who, who knows, but it's out there, man! It's out there and it's free!

Classic rock. The scourge of the airwaves. Only Baby Boomers listen to the radio anymore, so Classic Rock rules the airwaves. If you want to tune in to what young musicians are banging and booming out, you won't find it on the "free radio". Maybe the...
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Funny story: Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Hillary Clinton has just locked up the democratic nomination for president this fall, making it official that Americans will be forced to chose between electing her or Donald Trump as our next President. Antidepressant sales have soared over 1000% in...
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