Funny story: Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

BILLINGSGATE POST: La Toya Jackson, still pissed because she was dumped by Trump on All Star Celebrity Apprentice, told Rachel Maddow on MSNBC that Trump's hairdo was actually composed of one hair that is 600 feet long, wound and curled to cover his...
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Funny story: Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

Putin Denies Saville Cover Up

President Putin of Russia has vehemently denied that he knew anything about Jimmy Saville's activities in the Kremlin when he was hosting 'Top of the Pops'. Our man in Moscow, Jonathon Weasel, tells us that the authorities maintain that lower rank...
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Funny story: Ten Reasons Why You are Skint

Ten Reasons Why You are Skint

Ten Reasons Why you are Skint. 1. Your parents want you to get to heaven and only skint people they fervently believe go there say the holy books. Your parents may wear Shamrocks, turbans, beads and feathers or Eskimo hats, it really doesn't matter. You are mandated to stay skint for the rest of your natural because it would break their hearts if you didn't. After all they have suffered for you...
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Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...
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Funny story: Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

Poetic Justice: Supreme Court Rules Ted Cruz A Virtual Non-Entity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since April of 2010 has the Supreme Court issued a decision in the form of a limerick. Historically, The High Court of Scotland started this procedure back in the 1262 in order to keep an over-supply of poetic justices occupie...
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