Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020. Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...
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Funny story: Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Trump Surrogate Says She Should Be Executed

Scottie Nell Hughes, a Trump surrogate, in an interview with Esquire magazine, spelled out the Trump campaigns strategy. Hughes illustrated a defining principle of Trumpism: There's no longer such thing as fact, because anything is true if enough pe...
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Funny story: Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

Twitter to Drop the Letter "T" on Inauguration Day

San Francisco, CA - If Twitter has its way, Donald Rump will be the next US President. Putin will just be "P U", and Twitter will be called Wi Er (pronounced "we err"). The changes will occur on Inauguration Day, when Twitter will disallow any use o...
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Funny story: Trump Falls through Cracked Floor in Oval Office

Trump Falls through Cracked Floor in Oval Office

Washington, DC - While checking in at the White House, Donald Trump fell through a major crack in the Oval Office floor, getting his nose horribly out of joint after being trapped for over two hours. Trump was unable to reach anybody for help by...
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Funny story: Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

Tony Bennett Releases Yet Another Fucking Christmas Album

New York, New York - Proving to the world once again that he is, indeed, still alive, crooner Tony Bennett releases the 500th Christmas album in his nauseating yule tide collection. This latest one is called, I'm A Christmas Whore - There, I Said It!...
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Funny story: Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

Good Queen Bess's Body Not in Her Tomb

London--In a recent ongoing inventory of the extensive and diverse remains within Westminster Abbey a fluke DNA test proved a lead enclosed body in a back-room crypt was actually the remains of one of Britain's most illustrious monarchs. Queen Eli...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Hillary Clinton to Demand a Recount of Deplorables in U.S. Electorate

Washington - Defeated Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton will request an official adjustment of the total percentage of "Deplorables" in the electorate based on the final tally of popular vote in the U.S. election. "It appears that if current...
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