Funny story: Suicidal Man Orders Chocolate Milk In Pub, Fights With Police

Suicidal Man Orders Chocolate Milk In Pub, Fights With Police

A US man tried to commit suicide by cop outside of a Brixton pub and learned that not all police respond with lethal force as a first measure. Barkeep Angela DeBroder described what happened that night at Jubilee Pub and Bistro. "Anyone could...
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Funny story: The graphics are better than your eyes!

The graphics are better than your eyes!

The release of the OceanX virtual reality goggles caused a stir in the gaming industry today when it was revealed that its visual display had better graphics than the human eye can process. Described as the "Holy Grail" of virtual reality, the Oce...
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Funny story: Local Woman Literally Can't Even

Local Woman Literally Can't Even

Zara Beresford was rescued from her home last night by paramedics that were called to the scene with reports that she literally couldn't even. She was taking pictures of her dinner when she suddenly realised that the left and right sides of her br...
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Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Scales Trump Tower with Toilet Plungers Begging for Meeting

Chris Christie Scales Trump Tower with Toilet Plungers Begging for Meeting

New York City, NY - NJ Governor Chris Christie was reportedly seen scaling Trump Tower using two toilet bowl plungers and a rope to try to secure a meeting with Donald J. Trump. Gov. Christie climbed to the second floor of the famous glass tower onl...
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Funny story: Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home

Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home

Ljubljana, Slovenia - The government of Slovenia, through its Ministry of Justice, together with the Slovenian Financial Administration, has issued a formal demand on Melanija Knavs, now known Mrs. Melania Trump, to return to her home country. T...
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Funny story: Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Baltimore, MD - He was so different. He was black but Canadian. He was black and specialized in Hockey commentary and play by play, sometimes assuming a fake French accent when he did the latter at a velocity quicker than even the most amped up Per...
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