There were 292 spoof news stories published in February 2015. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

North West Blabs about NYC Fashion Week

Once upon a time there was a little girl taken to Fashion Week in NYC. Her name was North West. She didn't find it fun at all. In fact, she cried to show her displeasure. It wasn't a tantrum, she had reasons for crying. And now we know those re...
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Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...
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Funny story: Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West Forces Walmart Employee of The Month to Give Award To Beyonce

Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...
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Funny story: Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

"NBC Nightly News" anchor Brian Williams could face new questions this week over differing versions of a story he repeatedly told about winning an Olympic Gold Medal in 1976. The Washington Post reported late Sunday that Williams has given differi...
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Funny story: Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Kanye West Planning To Storm Oscar Stage If Beyonce Doesn't Win Best Actress Award

Rapper, trophy husband and all round 'cock' Kanye West, who reprized his infamous stunt at Sunday night's Grammy awards, by unexpectedly taking the Staples Center stage as Beck was accepting the Album of the Year award has told friends (hangers on)...
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Funny story: Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

"Jihadi John" or Mohammed Emwazi, a west London man believed to be an ISIS militant - and chief executioner - has waded mask first into the "is this dress gold and white or is it blue and black?" melee by declaring that the dress is 'definitely'white...
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Funny story: Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Allison Williams has spoken out in defense of her NBC Nightly News anchor dad Brian Williams who has been suspended from work without pay for being a liar. During a Q&A with Seth Meyers at New York's 92Y, the Peter Pan actress spoke out about...
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Funny story: Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

New York -- Suspended NBC news anchor Brian Williams is in trouble with the American Bar Association. The lawyers group has filed suit in Federal District Court here, charging that Williams is "cutting into our territory by lying, fibbing, and genera...
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Funny story: Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

The Vatican -- The Roman Catholic Church has given up Lent. In an unprecedented financial maneuver, Pope Francis has turned over the 40 day, 40 night period of atonement to the Church of Scamatology. The sale price was $69 billion. That buys the...
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Funny story: 'Fifty Shades of Grime' makes record sales

'Fifty Shades of Grime' makes record sales

A new light fiction novel is going like hot - cakes World - wide, with record Translation Sales in Switzerland. The novel presents sexy , middle - aged people's bedroom romps and their household cleaning habits. The Protagonist, Felicity , is a...
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Funny story: 130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...
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Funny story: Scientist Fires Missile and Accidentally Destroys Pluto

Scientist Fires Missile and Accidentally Destroys Pluto

Huntsville, AL An astronomer/scientist at the Space Science Lab, who has so far managed to remain anonymous, has admitted to accidentally destroying Pluto with a nuclear missile. "I meant to hit the zoom so I could get a closer look at this three-...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...
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Funny story: Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

Top health officials have issued a warning to people not to put Toblerones in a fridge. They state that when the triangular chocolate bar becomes cold and hard it can become a "lethal weapon capable of damaging members of the public and even buildin...
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Funny story: Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Eddie Murphy's disease causes strange SNL appearance

Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
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Funny story: Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

Town decides to ban other kinds of software on computer shops after banning Dota

IGNORAN, CE (Acme World News) -- Few weeks ago, it has been reported that the town of Protacio, CE bans Dota in all computer shops in that area due to increasing crime rate. Recently, this same town now bans other kinds of software, which is in fa...
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Funny story: Ear of the Tiger

Ear of the Tiger

First, there was the photo showing Tiger Woods missing front tooth. Now, a more recent photo shows that Tiger is also missing his left ear. When asked about it by a reporter, Tiger nonchalantly shrugged it off saying, "It's due to a shaving acc...
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Funny story: Sportz Illustrious covergirl out to prove she has beauty as well as brawn

Sportz Illustrious covergirl out to prove she has beauty as well as brawn

Bantamweight champ Rhonda Rowdy, who is scheduled to face Cat Scratch Zinger in UFC's pay-per-perv headliner Feb. 28 cat fight, has won another title, prior to her upcoming bout: Sportz Illustrious has named the hellcat the cover girl for its annual...
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Funny story: Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

Statue of Liberty demolished in US immigration battle

New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
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Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...
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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...
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Funny story: Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...
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Funny story: Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Boys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.

Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...
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Funny story: A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

A Buff Madonna Punches Out Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa

Lost Angeles, CA Backstage at the Grammy Awards was apparently quite a rowdy affair as details are just emerging of a backstage fight. Apparently Lady Gaga had leaned in to kiss Madonna and Madonna swung and hit her, knocking her to the floor. At...
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Funny story: President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B...
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Funny story: Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
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Funny story: "Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

"Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

Science Town, USA In a surprising announcement, Bulgarian scientists have shown that based on their latest calculations, Earth no longer qualified as a full planet and would have to be downgraded to a dwarf planet. Response from around Earth was...
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Funny story: Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Italian Shopkeeper Sick of American Who Can't Speak Her Language

Vicenza, Italy - A small, grocery store owner in the Northeastern, Italian town of Vicenza is growing increasingly impatient with an American customer who speaks "bad Italian." Rosa Maria Membroni doesn't see why the American can't learn Italian.
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Funny story: Hooters to put a giggle in servers' wiggle

Hooters to put a giggle in servers' wiggle

Under pressure from hairy-legged feminists, Hooters, a restaurant whose servers--young, nubile women in short shorts and abbreviated shirts emblazoned with the faces of owls whose eyes are "strategically positioned" to frame the wearers' breasts--is...
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Funny story: Thin Women File Discrimination Charges Against Walmart - Say They favor Fatsos!

Thin Women File Discrimination Charges Against Walmart - Say They favor Fatsos!

US attorney Moishe Pipick announced today in Washington;"These aggrieved thin women have shown initial evidence supporting their claims that Walmart discriminates against them and all thin men and women in favor of hiring "fatsos!" What proof have...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby to Be on Next Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice

Bill Cosby to Be on Next Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice

New York, NY Donald Trump was pleased to announce today that Bill Cosby would be one of the celebrities on his next show. Others will include Michael Richards and Paula Deen. "Dr. Cosby has requested that we make a few changes to our original for...
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Funny story: Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Trillions of people -- and other sentient beings all across the universe -- are positively catatonic in anticipation of the 2015 Hyper Bowl, scheduled to take place on March 1. In a press conference held this past Sunday, event promoter Max Blowha...
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Funny story: Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA

Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...
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Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...
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Funny story: Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

Monsanto: 'Chips' With That... Anyone?

MONSANTO- responsible for Agent Orange, a deadly range of organ-damaging pesticides and genetically modified crops resulting in thousands of people crippled or killed by their products and the suicides of thousands of farmers worldwide (most in the p...
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Funny story: Drinking Water may trigger Depression

Drinking Water may trigger Depression

Scientists are asking if water, though the purest liquid one can imbibe, may possibly cause brain chemical imbalance, leading to Depression. 'It may even be, that, getting drunk on alcohol is actually better, for maintaining optimism and not actu...
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Funny story: God Speaks to Earth from Heaven

God Speaks to Earth from Heaven

Last night, the whole of Europe was brought to a standstill when, exactly at midnight, a white-haired, bearded figure appeared on every television set on the continent. Crowds poured out of pubs and restaurants, many of them hysterical; public transport came to a halt as millions gathered in city squares and churches. The Pope appealed for calm; but nobody was listening to him. The followi...
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Funny story: Russell Brand's Democratic Lottery

Russell Brand's Democratic Lottery

Russell Brand is sick of the lottery being run purely by poncey squares, greedy plums and corrupt geezers, who cruelly and arbitrarily force people against their will to choose random numbers... In the vain hope that just on this one single, solit...
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Funny story: Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Police seek clues in Cosby sitcoms

Now that Bill Cosby has been accused of sexually assaulting myriads of women, authorities are reviewing the episodes of his TV sitcoms, named after himself, to see whether any episodes contain clues concerning the alleged assaults. Cosby starred i...
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Funny story: Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
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Funny story: UKIP Offers Voters Marmite

UKIP Offers Voters Marmite

UKIP has taken to the streets of Britain, handing out free jars of marmite to passers-by as a goodwill gesture to potential voters. In the run-up to the election, the party is determined to ensure it remains in the political race. UKIP original...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" Major Tourist Attraction Stolen By Souvenir Hunters

Isle Of Wight News - "The Needles" Major Tourist Attraction Stolen By Souvenir Hunters

A plea has gone out from the Isle Of Wight Tourist Office, warning people not to take unofficial souvenirs home following the loss of a major tourist attraction. The remains of "The Needles" were smuggled out in a white van sometime yesterday accordi...
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Funny story: Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

Obama: "I am a gay Muslim"

In what must have been the gaffe of the century President Barack Obama slipped up at a press conference today and admitted to being a homosexual, foreign born, communist/Marxist, Muslim, socialist agitator who hates America and prays to Allah for the...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Bill Cosby promises "fun for all" at Ohio show

Embattled comedian Bill Cosby is scheduled to appear as "a stand-up guy" in a comedy show (of sorts) in Ohio, one of the few states in America, besides Florida, where Bill Cosby is actually considered amusing. The comedian will "perform" live in S...
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Funny story: Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

The Alabama Crimson Tide have become the NFL's newest expansion team, creating quite a stir in a dysfunctional organization that now seems to be imploding in sundry controversies. NFL spokesman Roger Allovem said it was a tough decision, bringing...
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Funny story: Free candy-floss for everyone!

Free candy-floss for everyone!

That was today's announcement from Ed Miliband. In an all too brief interview today, he told me. "Flibbly flibbly flobbery, blibble blobble dip dop smoink." Thankfully I'd had the foresight to bring Bill from Bill & Ben and he translated. "...
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Funny story: New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

New Christian Sect Giving Out Chocolate Coated Cookies For Communion Goes Viral

A new religious group using chocolate coated cookies and Cola for communion purposes has outstripped all popular religions in church attendance figures according to "Which Church" magazine. Normally a kind of nasty old bread called Hosta is used. Thi...
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Funny story: Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Top World Cyclists are, incredibly, to use bikes with stabilisers.. Stabilisers are a device associated with small children learning to balance on a two-wheeler. Sir Bradley Wigan, Tour De France Champion, says the move is 'the business' in tha...
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Funny story: The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent

The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent

"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." 19th Amendment to the Constitution, ratified, 1920 We hold these truths to be self evident-- That all men are created equally Except for political expediency Where slaves are three-fifths property. These truths we're told are quite self evident: Th...
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Funny story: Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus Wants You For A Sunbeam - First 10,000 Applicants Only For Time Being

Jesus wants people for sunbeams again on an interim basis according to a message received by the Archdeacon of Scunthorpe, Dr. Godfrey Gordon Gustavus Gore. The Archdeacon has a private communication system which he accesses by putting his ear to...
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Funny story: Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

A new study by the Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF), a nonprofit "nutrition" organization with close ties to the meat industry, blames "hot yoga" for global warming. The WAPF report has created a lot of additional heat for Bikram Yoga founder Bi...
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Funny story: Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Pope professes his fondness for Kanye West, declares all other music "obsolete"

Vatican City- In what is sure to be earth shattering news, earlier today Pope Francis declared his love of Kanye West, calling him "the greatest musical mind of the last 100 years". His holiness commented: "If our Lord and Savior were here with u...
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Funny story: ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

ABC makes network history, each episode of "The Bachelor" to end with traditional Japanese honor killing

In a rare blending of prime time reality television and traditional samurai philosophy, ABC announced this season of "The Bachelor" will have a special surprise at the end of each episode. While the show's traditional send off to ladies not chose...
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Funny story: Kanye West has history of storming stages

Kanye West has history of storming stages

LOS ANGELES, Ca. - Kanye West came just short of storming the Grammy stage when Beck was announced as the recipient of Album of the Year. Although West did not go so far as to take over the microphone as he did six years ago at the VMAs when Taylor S...
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Funny story: Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

Unluckiest Man In The World Wins Lottery

There was a real 'feelgood' factor in Manchester today as 'Unlucky' Alf Tragic finally tasted a bit of good fortune. He's been electrocuted whilst brushing his teeth, due to a faulty wire in his fancy electric toothbrush, fallen down an unguarded...
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Funny story: Local Man Had Great Story Idea Then Forgot What It Was

Local Man Had Great Story Idea Then Forgot What It Was

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock informed us this morning that he had a great idea for a story last night, then promptly forgot what it was and spent the remainder of yesterday evening repeatedly punching himself in the face until bed time. "I was wa...
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Funny story: Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

Two girls argue over an accident, interrupts taping of cooking show

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tard) -- A taping of the high-rating cooking show "Fraiche Kitchen Economics Down Under Edition" was interrupted by two girls arguing over an accidental pouring of soap on the plate of food of one of the girls. Dinah...
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Funny story: Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians kicking up dust on planet Mars!

Martians have been kicking up dust on the red planet and earthbound, frustrated scientists have no idea why! Clouds of red dust have been spotted exploding above and beyond the martian surface. The ginormous clouds are spewing into the universe and h...
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Funny story: Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

The Vatican well known for it's lofty metaphysical discussions about the meaning of life like whether children will go to hell for masturbating and if women's orgasm are sinful and important philosophical quandaries like that - has now turned to deep...
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Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...
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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...
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Funny story: Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...
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Funny story: Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Offensive UKIP/Labour Joint Disability Statement: No-One Responsible

Talks have been held between a (still somewhat) cocky UKIP and a (more and more by the hour) desperate Labour Party, with a view to constructing a possible future coalition. Hopes were originally high, with optimistic and even downright ecstatica...
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Funny story: Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Bieber's Babe Pecker Shock!

Latest reports suggest Justin Bieber has been mocking girls in LA bars by proclaiming "I have a johnson, you haven't!" However Bieber did get as much back when one of his targets raised "her" dress and replied "yes I have sweety, what do you want...
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Funny story: Obama Takes Control of Education

Obama Takes Control of Education

Following the revolutionary "No Child Will Escape" Act of 2001 fronted by George W. Bush and signed into law on Jan, 8, 2002, Barack Obama has launched his own follow-up "No Child Can Ever Escape" education bill which will be passed shortly with no f...
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Funny story: TV bosses commission Jeremy Kyle on Death Row and confirms he will be executed live on television

TV bosses commission Jeremy Kyle on Death Row and confirms he will be executed live on television

Television bosses have commissioned a thought provoking documentary series staring TV bully Jeremy Kyle investigating life on death row. Kyle and crew will travel to Indiana in order to investigate and give a clear insight on the matter. They, howeve...
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Funny story: Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...
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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Funny story: Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Red faces were very much in vogue in Hollywood after last nights Oscars. A delivery person, carrying a long wooden tray of salad ingredients was sent by security staff to the front entrance of the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, instead of the servan...
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Funny story: Jurrasic Park Patrons Cite Law of Diminishing Returns

Jurrasic Park Patrons Cite Law of Diminishing Returns

Jurassic Park, the dinosaur animal preserve on Isla Nublar located west of Costa Rica has been receiving complaints by patrons who have made multiple trips to the park. "It's pretty much the same experience every time," stated Robert Bakker, a fre...
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Funny story: Kanye West Remembers the Birth of his Daughter as A "Top 25 Moment" in His Life

Kanye West Remembers the Birth of his Daughter as A "Top 25 Moment" in His Life

Famous rapper and music producer Kanye West is now fully into the throes of parenthood, as his baby daughter North West quickly approaches the tender age of two. "She is the light of my life. Every day that I see her, I can't help but feel overwh...
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Funny story: Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

Cameron tells jobless "Wear blindfolds in supermarkets or lose benefits."

The Prime Minister has announced plans to introduce the wearing of blindfolds in supermarkets for all benefit claimants which will be introduced of the Tories win the next General Election in May. The new requirement will apply to anyone claiming...
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Funny story: Major US retailers endanger customers with fraudulent, dangerous products

Major US retailers endanger customers with fraudulent, dangerous products

Putting profit over integrity, four major U. S. retailers have potentially endangered the health of millions of their customers, New Yawk's state attorney general whines. The retailers, identified as Wally World, Wally Green's, Bull's-Eye, and G &...
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Funny story: Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

British Police have multi - tazered University Students, now it appears they have tazered kids, teenagers of 14. 'It's really just to give them a light reprimand, as opposed to being shot dead', says DCI Jonny Tennyson 'We are issued with bulle...
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Funny story: Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

Brian Williams: "I've decided to become a fiction writer"

NBC anchor Brian Williams, with all his credibility as a high-profile journalist apparently shot to hell, has decided that with his very creative imagination, that his next career stop is to become a fiction writer, according to an NBC assistant-to-t...
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Funny story: "The Odd Couple" gets odder

"The Odd Couple" gets odder

As fresh out of new ideas as ever, CBS TV will air a "reprise" of the once-original sitcom The Odd Couple, in which an unmarried homosexual couple living in sin get on each other's nerves because one of them, Felatrice Hunger, is a neatnik while the...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

Nancy Pelosi Slams Barbaric Vatican Regime

It seems not everybody is charmed by Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the right wing, unaccountable, and generally depraved policies and order of gover...
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Funny story: Homeless Man Accepts He Has No Role At All To Play In Emerging Social Order

Homeless Man Accepts He Has No Role At All To Play In Emerging Social Order

New York - Homeless Man Bill Watson stumbled into what he thought was a soup kitchen but was really a basement meeting of socialist professors and students from nearby Columbia University and learned that he is not only "useless," but is actually an...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Los Angeles - An LAX press conference heard this evening how three runaway schoolgirls blamed a US-based Scamatology recruitment website for grooming them to run away from home as Jihadi matrimonial bait. Homeland Insecurity officials said Fatima,...
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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has outlined a new philosophy on benefit claimants while talking to the BBC, suggesting that anyone well enough to claim benefits probably doesn't need them. Speaking of people with mental...
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Funny story: Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and...
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Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...
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Funny story: Unprecedented Vatican Scandal: German Infidel Canonised

Unprecedented Vatican Scandal: German Infidel Canonised

A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities, which will almost certainly make the Church's reputation plummet to unprecedented dep...
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Funny story: Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his amb...
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Funny story: Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Pope offers new guidelines for flock's bedroom behavior

Once again, Pope Francis is trying to manage the intimate details of the lives of his flock. Previously, in a mixed metaphor, the pontiff raised eyebrows by suggesting that the faithful, who are made in God's image, are "not rabbits" and should no...
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Funny story: Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

Chris Christie refuses to shower in GOP locker room

DES MOINES, IA - It was reported today that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie refused to shower with other GOP hopefuls after the 2015 Freedom Summit hosted by Iowa Congressman Steve King. At the annual event several potential presidential candid...
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Funny story: Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Huckabee On Measles

The GOP candidates for president in 2016 so far have taken a "pro-choice" position on vaccinations. Carly Florina former, CEO of Hewellt-Packard said, "Gosh, when I was a kid, I got measles chicken pox and mumps. And I'm still here. What's the big...
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Funny story: Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, my butt!

Birth of a Nation, a 100 year-old black and white (appropriate) historical film turns racists into even bigger racists claim modern day psychologists! This epic film depicts white people painted black and acting like ignorant morons running away...
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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Duke Of Edinburgh Latest Faux Pas - "Greek Economy Is All Greek To Me"

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh speaking at the opening of a new Greek themed hypermarket, caused much amusement yesterday, when he pulled out what appeared to be a crumpled script from his pocket and read out the following list, apparently not real...
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Funny story: Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Rooney Reveals Spring Fashion Wig

Breaking news just in from Manchester Uniteds' Carrington training headquarters ahead of their FA cup clash with Lancashire rivals Preston North End.Star striker and England captain Wayne Rooney has revealed his spring edition hairpiece which he will...
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Funny story: New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

New Sexy Religious Shows Debut On Cable

TV Land's The CornHole Man, debuting June 20, which will attempt to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and bullshit stars Cedric the Entertainer as a former R&B music star who returns to his Christian roots as pasto...
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Funny story: Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

Pentagon admits, "ISIS is on a roll"

The Pentagon reacted with surprise to intelligence that ISIS has encroached upon U. S. military forces training Iraqi troops. "We're concerned," Rear Admiral Howe Cudditbee confessed. "We're also perplexed. How could 40,000 terrorists who have bee...
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Funny story: Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

Despite contrary reports, Namor is NOT Aquaman

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Director Zach Snider is "sad" to report that little-known actor Jason Namor believes that he is the DC Comics character Aquaman and that, as such, he is "king of the seven seas." Previously, Namor has imagined himself to have mar...
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Funny story: Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail

Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail

Disgraced Australian celebrity Rolf Harris had his various awards stripped from him while he is in jail. The extensive collection of plaudits conferred on Harris by the Oz government were all rescinded yesterday. Speaking to one of our reporters v...
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Funny story: Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going- Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned.

Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going- Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned.

The Apocalypse is close at hand. The signs of the times are showing themselves. I am sure that there is a verse in Revelations that says "...and verily all the good comedians will leave the scene and only darkness shall thereafter be manifest...". Jon Stewart, primary televised purveyor of jokes and satirist extraordinaire for the entire western hemisphere has announced that he will be leaving...
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Funny story: Ten Tips for a Healthy and Happy Life

Ten Tips for a Healthy and Happy Life

Magazine UR-FKD's Health & Fitness Section has listed the following tips for a healthy mind in a healthy body. Several food chains and media outlets are threatening to sue the editor. 1. Understand the world is run by crooked, greedy people who think they are 'superior' to you and because the are 'superior' to you they actually own the world and everything in it... including you. You and yo...
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Funny story: This Country's Gone to the Dogs Innit?

This Country's Gone to the Dogs Innit?

We have lost our bloody way as a nation we have. Our country has become infiltrated by joyless snobbish lefties, filthy immigrants, rampant homosexuals who are up for anything and miserable and fat feminists. What happened to the good old days innit? The good old days of Only Fools and Horses, Rolf Harris, Rod Stewart, The National Front, It It Ain't Half Hot Mum, New Faces, Jim'll Fix It, Dav...
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Funny story: Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties

Instagram has repeatedly removed Chelsea Handler's breasts--or photos of them, to be exact--from its site on the grounds that the comedienne's mammary glands constitute "indecent exposure." However, Handler has finally found an adm...
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